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I think I've OD'd on Lemsips
I'm completely spannered and have a wicked cold sweat. I had a window of opportunity to watch Millers Crossing before the kids got out of bed this morning. It's been Handy Manny, Spongebob and Scooby Doo ever since. I miss the morning, that was good times.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:09,
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Good god, man.
What kind of a father are you? Give them a swift clip round the back of teh head and switch teh TV over to what you want to watch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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GODSDAMMIT THEY HAVE CUTE FACES!!
Whatama supposed ta do?
It's The Fox and the Hound now, we have reached middle ground.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:13,
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Spongebob is way better than that cheesy Disney bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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The one we watched earlier was where Spongebob was seconded to a French type restaurant..
and couldn't make anything other than a Crabby Patty, even when he was just frying an egg. That was a good one.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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They're all good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:22,
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I like the one where Spongebob is trying to get into the tough guys bar..
..but keeps failing until he pretends to beat up Patrick by not even touching him and then he gets in and he slips over and gets taken to the wussy boys hospital. "Boo-boos, eh?"
From memory I'd say Ren & Stimpy was the genesis for a lot of this type of animation which is pretty mainstream now.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:30,
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I hear rastamouse is excellent
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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The TV we used to have when we were kids
had a mysterious habit of switching over to sport or news as soon as my Dad came in the room.
It may explain why I'm sitting here now watching the womens' golf on BBC2.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:16,
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^this
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:18,
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"It's my TV, I'll watch what I want"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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Get the cricket on lass
Women's golf is strictly for the carpet munchers.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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but I understand the golf
specifically, what the rules are, and whether they're playing well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:22,
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Good God man! grow a spine and send your kids to play on the motorway.
May let her nephew watch what he wants when he comes round to visit.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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The trick lies in training them to like what you do.
Mine is very fond of Dr Who.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:22,
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I tried that.
He got bored with Dr Who : (
We did use to watch Takeshies(sp)castle together.
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girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:23,
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That was fun, but I think that was him training me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:26,
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Lemsip has paracetamol in it and if you go over the recommended dose you can die.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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Kidney failure isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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I thought it was liver
At least he can look forward to a slow and painful death.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:14,
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I can't remember which either
but it's not nice and can happen very easily if you OD, or so I hear
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:14,
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One of my father's pupils stole some money and got found out.
He had to stay at ours during the expulsion process as he'd stolen from boys in his House and was thus persona non grata.
Whilst he was at ours he necked two bottles of paracetamol and was stretchered out in the middle of the night.
I had a mate staying over and initially we were heartily LOLing about him throwing up. We did feel a teensy bit bad about that when he nearly croaked.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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Two suggestions of a conscience in one day?
Slipping up there Mont, if you are not careful other human emotions may start showing through and then you are finished.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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when the proles smell weakness...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Poor Boycie
He'll have to hide up an oak tree or something.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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Who're you calling a prole?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:34,
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He's lucky not to have died.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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I almost developed kidney failure once from an e coli infection
It was easily the most pain I have ever been in. I imagine liver failure is a damn sight worse than that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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And not forgetting the jaundice.
That must suck too.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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especially as yellow is such a hard colour to co-ordinate with.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:37,
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I hear green with apricot works quite well.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:41,
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don't let Monty know you got that information from Red Dwarf
I suspect you're on thin ice aready
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:43,
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I think I've burned my bridges with him already.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:44,
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You can pull it back.
Write a sequel where he's on the ramming and and you'll be fine.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:45,
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I think I reached my peak with that.
You go ahead and write it mate, say about him and Bert's sister or something.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:46,
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Not a hope.
He's not totally cunty to me sometimes, this is almost like us being best buds, I will not jepodise (OK, I know I spelled that wrong, and so does Chrome, but I'm fairly sure that "oxidised", "anglepoise", "Methodism" "oxidise" are not closer to what I wrote than the proper spelling.) this.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:52,
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What? how the.... what the? One of your farther's pupils, who was getting chucked out of school, had to stay at his house? what? really?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:04,
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Tangled is right.
It's the liver, and it's a very slow and painful death as you are slowly poisoned from the inside out by a buildup of toxins in the blood. A very painful way to go, and I think they covered it on Hollyoaks years ago once in a suicide storyline.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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Yeah and liver damage, it can put you in a coma
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PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:14,
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I haven't gone over the recommended dose I'm just a big wuss
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:14,
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big wuss man
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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if it's the morrisons version
they fuck me up bad for some reason. I once took one, then ended up buying a red coat with elephants on it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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I had one Asda extra strength one and I'm away with the fairies
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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my advice would be to
go to a shop that sells red coats with elephants on.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:27,
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mothercare?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:30,
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Top advice there
Always nice to see someone sharing the benefits of their own experience.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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yeah, man
I got an awesome coat out of it that makes me look like an art teacher. I would never have done that on Beechams
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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*ponders this advice*
...
..
.
*finds no fault*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Some of them have decongestants as well as paracetamol.
If you have a spacky reaction then it's more likely to be those.
edit: lemsip hardcore has pseudoephedrine in it
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:42,
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I'm glad nobody will bother to read this helpful contribution to the conversation.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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i read it
and had little reaction - pseudoephedrine means nothing to me.
Do you require internet validation that much?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:51,
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It's a good job nobody has invented google or wikipedia.
You fucking retard.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:00,
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i don't care enough
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:01,
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They "fuck [you] up bad for some reason".
I just told you the reason.
You can say thanks when you've grown up.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:03,
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I said it was the morrisons ones not the lemsip ones
so the post had no relevance to me, unless that was the stuff that stopped that happening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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Or you can just procrastinate like a toddler.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:09,
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Errr, that stuff has got paraceitmol in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:37,
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There was a bloke in hollyoaks, Mandy's Brother, who OD'd on paraceitmol but changed his mind and it took 4 days to kill him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:38,
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Have you got me on ignore :'(
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PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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We all do.
Soz and that.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:41,
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No, I just don't read things in order.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:55,
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Dyslexilols.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:03,
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