Chompy killed /OT, it seems
Right, what're your plans for tonight? I'm off to a pub quiz tonight, then another one tomorrow. Got to get practice in if we're going to win Eggheads!

Alt: I don't know, last thing to make you cry?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:09, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Everyone was insulted I didn't like them.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

We all went off to talk about you and just forgot to invite AA

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

lolz
www.lamebook.com/back-to-the-repair-shop/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

As a man who is into cars.
I understand this joke.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:24, Reply)

As a non-moron
I understand this joke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You're fooling no-one.
Everyone knows you're definitely a moron.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

: (
I've only been back 5 minutes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

It's like you never left!
At least we're not puking or shitting on you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Kroney tried to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Why would I do that?
I don't even remember who you are.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm sure he fucked his sister...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Oh woah is me, for my name is forgotten to the wind...
or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Oh it's Naked Ape.
Woe*
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

i could have sworn it had an H in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)

lololol AA on teh interwebz lololol
failbook.failblog.org/2011/07/30/funny-facebook-fails-oh-snap-2/
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Nah, I'm far fatter than that!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:45, Reply)

wot
you can only see shoulders there!
you are so not fat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I am getting that way again, not happy about it at all!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Lardass

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Old man.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)

We won ours last night!
University Challenge tonight, so we can feel smug and clever when we beat the kids.

I may also need a long hot shower or bath, as I am seriously siezing up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

not going to the pub quiz tonight
person I was going to the gym with cancelled it until tomorrow. The only reason I might leave the house today is for milk.

alt: The state of the world or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

We should totally have our own quiz on here

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:24, Reply)

yes!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:25, Reply)

We had a question at last night's quiz that really made me chortle.
"What is the name of Beau Bridges' famous actor brother?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)

music downloading I think
Anyone know how much it might cost to get photos etc taken off the hardrive on my old laptop, considering that it caught fire a little bit and I'm scared to turn it on...

ALT: Chuck Norris with an onion on a stick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:23, Reply)

About £1000 I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)

depends how fucked the hard drive is
if it's on one piece, you could probably do it youself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

My answer is more realistic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Nothing, take it out of the laptop
and plug it into a different machine.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I'll do it for £900

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I hate customer service, at least as it applies to my job
As far as i'm concerned, people should get what they're given and like it. None of this "this doesn't look right, I don't like the other, my name's spelt wrong blah blah" they should just be thankful that I'm letting them on my lovely clean network at all, the selfish wankers.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You tell 'em!
What I hated when working in a shop was that people would look at the price, ask you to confirm the price, and then tell you that they didn't like the price.

What did they want me to do? I was only a shop assistant. It's not like I could have changed the price on a whim. How often I wanted to say "That's the price. Either pay it or don't, but don't whine at me about it."

It doesn't sound like it here, but I was very good at customer service, and I would often go out of my way to help people who were polite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I've never worked in a shop.
Actually, I didn't have a job at all until I was 22. Didn't need one, you see.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

is that because people just threw money at you
as some kind of freak because they'd never seen such a perfect specimen of humankind before?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

human +troll
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Pfft,
You would.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Last time I cried was Saturday night. I was on the quend round Leeds and got no action. I was devastated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Surprise-ometer registers nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

neither did my quendometer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Your quend-dar, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

+th

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Don't be silly
Monty isn't a youth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Not much
Being super boring as usual. Trying to suppress rage, not sure how well though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Why have you got the rage?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

listen to some sadcore.
Sunshine by Low will defuse that rage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I don't have the rage.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I meant amberl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I don't think that will work
sadcore is not my thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Stressed
feel like my brother isn't pulling his weight and a bit sick of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I'm going round the Yeti's for dinner and to inspect his new weed farm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Vipros?
That photo gave me nightmares.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Hahaha me too. Fucking Sasquatch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Going to my parents to watch shows with my mom.
alt: today, stress over work, plus my dog trying to kill the roommates cat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Made any progress with the applications?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)

not really
there's not anywhere I'm really qualified to apply
I've sent it to a vet's office and there's a couple others I've noticed online I can apply. But there's not much out there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Send in a copy of your (all new) C.V on spec to companies along with a covering letter.
Go through the Yellow Pages, find all of the industries you are interested in working in, and send something on the off-chance. It'll show a bit of enthusiasm, rather than waiting for them to advertise a position.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I thought about sending KP a letter asking for a job.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Harvey must be a due a new parent by now, it must have been all of a week since his last new 'daddy'
I suggest you apply for that position.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

He wouldn't have a scoobies!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Harvey will have had more dads than he does chromosomes if Jordan keep this up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)

6?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I don't have a willy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Nothing,
I'm shattered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)

That working for a living really takes it out of you, doesn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Getting up at bastard o'clock and going to an office does yes.
Life was easier when I just answered the phone and sent e-mails to people from home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

The whole 'working while just wearing pants' thing...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Have you applied for any other jobs today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Not yet.

That makes it sound like I'm planning on doing so before the day is over. I am not.

So far today I've had 'computers for spastics', and done a lot of groaning and moving very slowly. I've really done something unpleasant to my neck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:08, Reply)

ADP were once a resonable sized employer in WsM
Why not see what they've got goin' on at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I may be completely thick
but who? The payroll people?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Yeah, they did payroll and HR services as far as I remember.
Oh, the glamour of the industry!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Hello mon!
Rice and peeees, Jeff isn't it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Cha, me be dealin' in pure wickedness.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Hahaha!
Cha guy! I ain't into fuckin dogs. Woss up wid you bruvver?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I'm chillin' bro.
Had a hectic weekend and now I'm all tired.

What have you been doin' blood?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)

You had a proper football beer up and I am envious of that.
Tonight is all about packing up camping gear. I live on the fucking edge mate.

Has Brakspear Oxford Gold to help.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I think me and Lighty only had 3 or 4 before the game.
I didn't bother with the match as I fully expected the team I support to lose. They did.

Thankfully, I spend the day milling about at the Bristol harbour festival, so it was all good.

How long are you away camping for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)

3 nights in Cornwall near Helston/Halston?
Vvvvvv small music festival/gig. On some farm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Which is it, Helston and Halston?
One of those two places gives you AIDS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

The first. Only gives you monkey clap.
Fucking miles from Lewisham!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Cornwall is fucking miles from anywhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Only middle class people though!
Keep them in ghettoes!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Where's Gonz?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uuqXXT7VYo&feature=player_embedded
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)

AWWMEGOSH, I want them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

The Three Pugiters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)