A client has just fakkin mugged me off
When were you last fucked over?

ALT: I bought a fillet of beef to make beef wellington tomorrow, fuck me it was expensive. What expensive foodstuffs do you love or when is the cheapy option best.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:10, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fucking love beef fillets
the last one I used of cow. though, because I bought a large amount of cow.

It was fucking good too.

I also love scallops, and lobster and things like that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Don't get Gonz started on lobster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:13, Reply)

You're a cook. Do you have a good chortle when somebody
insinuates that scampi and prawns are the same thing? With possibly a derogatory sigh and eye-roll after you've spent your mirth?
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:14, Reply)

i only recently learnt what scampi was, previously i assumed it was all the fish sweepings from the factory floor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Your street jive has reminded me.
I watched Harry Brown the other night. I have seldom felt so ignorant of my own language.

You fucking mugging cunt.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I like cheap cuts
cooked well they're often tastier.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

true; more flavour and tougher as the muscle has done more work
However for a wellington, you need a fillet.

Rib Eye steak is where it's at steak wise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

+1 for the Rib-Eye.
Though, come the colder weather, I'll be cooking up beef cheeks and oxtail in red wine ... *salivates*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

beef cheeks!
fnar fnar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

*joins in salivation*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

We got a taxi in Leeds, despite the trip only costing £4 (we could see it on his monitor), the cunt tried to charge us £8
I pointed this out, he kicked off, I threatened to phone his company to check the fare, he 'let us off' with £4.

Alt: Steak is just too damn expensive, but how I love it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Wadda KAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I've not had steak in a million years
yum yum

I only like expensive whisky and in muesli land only Alpen will do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Never got into wiskey, my father in law likes Jura - tastes liek peat to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I was convinced I didn't like it
but we had posh stuff which got passed around in a quench at a larp meal once. Nom nom nom, I said.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

What was it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I can't remember
an Islay one I imagine. I don't remember names of whiskys, though, everything I know I read in that Iain Bank book, Raw Spirit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I don't like peated whiskies.
My favourites are Auchentoshan, Glenfarclas, an cnoc and Yamazaki.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

The best whiskies sound the same wether you are sober or pished.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

This is excellent
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14406766
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:27, Reply)

heheh
I want to try it now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I read that, I lolled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I haven't had steak in absolutely ages
could do with some though.

Expensive foodwise, I do like really nice pate, cheese etc. I can't taste the difference between cheap rice and nicer stuff though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I love pate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Cheapy lamb neck for a curry
And you can cook it forever.

Fucking client cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Though does anyone have an easy and clear risotto recipe?
I really want some, but I doubt readymade stuff would taste nice, and no-one will make any for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Here's a good place to get started:
Risotto Milanese covers most of the important bits like adding hot stock a bit at a time - that's the key thing. (Use unsalted butter though, the stock will probably be fairly salty.) I'd let the rice fry a bit before starting with the rest, you want to get the grains to go transparent, but, like the onion/garlic, uncoloured. You also don't really have to use risotto rice, I'm quite fond of the slightly nutty taste of basmati, though that'd probably get the purists raving.

I'd tend to cut down on the rice a little and lob a bit more fat and cheese at it personally. Subbing in some shallots instead of onion will make it a little sweeter, giving a more restauranty touch maybe. Letting it rest, covered, for a couple of minutes at the end after you've stirred the cheese and butter in will also pay dividends.

Once you've got the texture cracked you can then throw in pretty much any ingredients that go together!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Thank you!
I'll buy some risotto rice in for the first time. Might try making pea risotto since it was delicious last time I had it. Thanks for the tips
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)

My clients are always trying to fuck me over.
When I don't let them have something for nothing, they cry to my boss who usually caves in.Cunts.

Alt: I do have a soft spot for champagne, nothing too pricey, £30 a bottle is my ceiling.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I like a nice Rioja
although I don't know if you'd think 10-12 quid for a bottle is expensive. i wince a little when I pay for it.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

That's a fair price for a red wine.
You shouldn't be getting all the rawness of a £4 bogoff.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I've also been known to spent more than that on a Pouilly-Fuisse
I'm not a wine snob by any stretch, I don't spend hours sniffing them, but a nice wine really is rather good.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Quite so.
If you spend money on the right wine, you will be OK, I find.
£20 on a decent french wine, but maybe £12-13 on a good spanish one. Never over a tenner for anything new world though. I reckon its the law of diminishing returns. French wines can always give a bit more taste as the money goes up, others, less so.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Evening flumps.
I do love a nice bit of fillet steak. I'm a bit spoiled that way - won't bother my arse with any other kind.

I get fucked over all the time. Mostly because I put myself out for other people, and no-one ever does the same for me.

/oh woe is me blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:03, Reply)

you put out?
Well hello.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)

B3ths after marriage guidance counselling
lord knows but judging by the number of posters who leave the house let alone have a relationship of any kind with another human being, she’s probably better off seeking advice on another messageboard.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I think I'm being fucked over on these braces. I've only visited them twice to get them adjusted and now I've got my final wire in the top.
$4500 for about 6 hours worth of work on their part.
It's a bit sketchy at the mo.

alt: Butchers here has fakkin lurvely t-bones, their slogan is "nobody beats our meat" and I roffle everytime I go in.
I find that most cheap things are just as good as expensive things, but then again I'm a redneck and haven't had well and proper expensive things. I feel like I enjoy drinking a $6 bottle of Cooks champagne rather than a $40 bottle of Moet. It's tastier, easier to drink and doesn't slay my wallet.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Is this how you considered the cost of the braces
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6JJ875x20
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)

10 seconds of highly annoying crap

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)

And the question is:
*The introduction to any N-Dubz song is?*

Jeopardy!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:30, Reply)

You have to say "what is" first and so you lose.
I HEART N-DUBZ
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:32, Reply)

How is your C.V coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)

The price for braces is irrelevant for me.
Mostly because mine were completely free on the NHS. Also, you'll be glad you'll paid all that money when you have them taken off. I'm still delighted at the results and my movie star teeth.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)

The price of braces is irrelevant for me
because I don't have fucked up donkey-chewing-gravel teeth.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I just screwed up
I completely cleaned my kitchen to a degree unknown to human kind, including mopping. Now I can't get to the kettle :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Have you installed a anti-skank device that means until you clean yourself up, your kitchen won't let you back in?
You SKANKY SPAZ.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

no
there isn't one of those. Perhaps I need a carer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)

How many wandering fingers do you normally allow up your bumhole during bed baths?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

is this hypothetical?
or advice?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

It's one of the few perks of being a carer.
So next time you come across one of those over attentive sons who says that he'll be his mums main carer in dotage, you'll know what a sick cunt he is.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

this has actually made my jaw drop
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I should really get on with some work here.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

me too
and then i have a 7 mile walk home.

yet somehow i am on here. posting. this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

DOMESTIC FAILURE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)

My general solution to this problem would be "fuck it and go to the pub".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

the front door is the other side of the wet floor
I shall just have to wait
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Go out the back door.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Which leads to a yard
and then an incredible steep slope covered in 5ft high Japanese knot weed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)

You've painted yourself into a corner.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)

If Cavey can't get to the kettle, I doubt she'll be able to fuck it.
She might be better off having a wank and thinking about the kettle. And then going to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

"it" being the kettle?
she can't. the floor is too wet.

can't you READ?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Can't YOU read?!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)

i can read this ^
so feck orf you sarky lanky streak of west cuntree piss.

AND you misspelt "cavey". so now it's you who cannot read...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I CAN'T READ YOU HORRIBLE BULLY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

then how did you know what i said?
what arcane magic is this??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Oh god. You're still doing it, aren't you?
I can't even read and you're writing awful things about me not being able to read what you're writing about my inability to read.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)

soooo
i am writing about you not being able to read what i am writing about you not being able to read what i am writing about you not being able to read what i am writing? about you not being able to read.

in a nutshell.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I'm allergic to nuts
you fucking monster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I suggest fluffy slippers
for some grip. How did the bleaching of the cups go?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

this sounds very rude indeed
i am surprised at you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)

everyone is ruder than me this evening
what is going on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Pfft I never say anything rude*
*definitely contains lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)

totally worked
now 3 out of 4 are sparkly. The other one I needed for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)