I'd like to see the non-rioting people of London getting out on the streets and kicking the shit out of the rioters
answer: I'm 30 today.

My only objection to this is that I'm also at work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:49, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happy birthday, dear boy.
Having a birthday riot tonight to celebrate?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)

every night is a birthday riot in Exeter!
Not up to a lot really. Mrs is cooking me her fabulous chicken katsu curry. I will probably have a few reefers. Real celebrations are at the weekend. Some kind of surprise.

I can't imagine any rioting down here. Someone might start and they would just be met with withering stares or complete lack of interest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I was lolling about the idea of rioting in Winchester last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Rioting in Winchester is raising a small kerfuffle over the temperature the rioja was served at

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

understandably.
I was listening to the radio last night and some daft twat (from brixton) was saying that the riots were because of the cuts, and politically motivated. Fortunately there was someone with a brain there saying that it was because there are a lot of shithead people who will take any excuse to act like a mindless fucking criminal.

They should all be hit in the nuts. With a half brick in a sock.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

THIS^
with a half brick in a sock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Or a rubber bullet!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

OR A KNIFE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I wish I'd seen the Turkish shopkeepers giving it large with machetes. I hope it's not an INTERNET LIE.
Hizzle bizzle Vizzle!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I hadn't heard about that
cheers :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

It's not
an old b3ta mate of mine lives on that street. Good work, protecting the kebabs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Hooray for birthdays!
*gives Vippers a nuggie*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

nuggie?
do you mean noogie?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I know what I mean ; )

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Have a croissant with a candle
Happy Birthday that man!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

i hope this is what he does

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I don't often eat croissants

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

the world is truly upside down

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Today should be an exception
POIDH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

The big 3-0 eh?
Happy fucking Birthday, sir. Hope you have a great day, or a great evening at least.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Happy Birthday fella!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Happy Birthday you big hairy bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

thanks folks
I need to do some work though.

boooo!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Ha!
Happy Birthday, Smugzilla.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

^ well, lookee here! It's aliiiive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah,
And safely away from any kind of civilization. No looting here, nobody would be able to tell the difference.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Are you well?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah, thanks.
Yourself?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Surviving, just about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Happy birfday mate.
You are now not only a proper person, but an avanced level proper person.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)