I sometimes don't swipe something on self service till or scan two things at once.
When I do that, suddenly all the security gards and staff stare at me intently, because they know I am about to steal goods. I expect for as I walk into the bit between the front enterance and where you enter the foodhall bit, for steal cages to come down and then police to come out of no where, armed police, the ASDA devision of MI5. And they'll be like "Excuse me sir, can I see your bag and your recipty..... Well, well, well, looks like you have two packets of bacon here but only one on the till. YOU'RE A THIEF AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR A VERY LONG TIME".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When do you think the I-phone 5 will come out Gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

First week of Oct, in the UK.
There might possibly an "iPhone for the masses", a cheap model that would make it affordable in emerging markets, to compete with the low-end level of Android. Cut a loss on the hardware and make a fortune in iTunes/AppStore.

I can't see me updating to the iPhone 5 this year, the only new feature I'd like is the reportably bigger screen, but I have an iPad to cator for that, and if it means I can drop my contract/insurance from £70 down to £25, then I don't think there is anything worth upgrading for.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I have a 3gs you see...due for an upgrade around christmas
Not sure whether to just get a 4 cheaply or splash out on a 5
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

If you 'splash out' on a phone
it might stop working.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

The big improvements this year is software based, except for a reportably much bigger screen.
If you use up a big contract's worth of stuff, then I'd go for iPhone 5, but if you only have a big contract to make up the cost of the phone, then I'd go for the iPhone 4 (or whatever they make the 'iPhone Lite' to be).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I'm getting a new phone
Iphone can fuck off, I'm getting a Samsung Galaxy S II on the grounds that after reading dozens of different reviews and comparisons I've come away with the vague impression that it's probably pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

They're alright, but I like Apple's stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Each to their own
A guy at work had one he was very pleased with, when he saw how well my Palm handled having half a dozen apps and webpages running simultaneously I thought he was going to cry. That sort of put me off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Security never ask me to go down for a very long time :((((((((((((((((((((

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

that's because you use too much teeth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Excellent English here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

i made a spelling mistake below, too
Not sure what's going on today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

They don't call me Bitey McNosh for nothing

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

for nothing ever. right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It's true :((((
THEY'RE TOO BUSY CALLING ME SEXY McSEXTITS
( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

ha
mcsexPEST more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)