New thread time
Tell me about criminal activity you have engaged in, from MD's to petty vandalism.

Alt: Gym at lunch or wander around Ealing to look at the damage?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:43, 236 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I used to steal beans when I was little in the supermarket.
Only green beans mind.
Alt: gym - Ealing might still be a bit scary.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

It's ok poppet i'm nails I am

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well are you as nails as B3th is?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

We'd better fight it out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

are you taking my name in vain?
Put 'em up, boy!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I would not want to see that. B3th's too lovely to fight.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

and sexy. don't forget sexy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Happy B3taday darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

England match is off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I know
Am praying for good news about the test now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I wish it was on today. I could watch it while working!
Actually I could do that anyway. Sky Go FTW!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Good point, I need to get that working on my iPhone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It is really good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Just sorted it
Bloody hell, the picture quality's not bad is it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Is there chocolate?
Do I get chocolate? Do I? Huh? Huh? Do I?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I didn't so you don't.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

BBSDb members only love
Yes, b3th, there will be chocolate, eventually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

i knew there was a reason i gave out my bra size....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

To show off?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Hardly
It's not like they're a result of anything I did. They're just there. It would be like showing off that I have blue eyes.


beautiful, sexy, blue eyes
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Tru dat

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

only if you loot it yourself

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That too!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I shall also throw in a happy candle day

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

No amount of looting and mob violence
can make Ealing any scarier than at chucking-out time on a satruday night.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Note to self: do not go to Ealing.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

this is a good note, but it's not really scary here
mainly just uninspiring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It's not really bad
it's just that at pub chucking out time it's small-minded provincial idiots loose in what kind of counts as London.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I shall tell you no such thing.
Alt: Neither. Read an informative book and learn something interesting.

I am advising you do this in the folorn hope that you will somehow stop being such a terminal dullard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

i'm a wimp about these things
My superego is a bastard.

alt: got to ealing, take photos. Last nights pics made me wish I'd put more effort into trying to be a press photographer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

except, arguably in this situation
the press, and the "instant nature" of reporting are at least partially responsible for the violence and looting spreading.

Not twitter. Which has had fuck all to do with any of it, but is convenient vessel for middle England to blame.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

oh, I agree that the press didn't help
it's the thrill of the chase and getting the pictures which would attract me to it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

nothing wrong with that.
But instant reporting, over-hyping and effective glorification of all of it are making it so much worse. The thing that depresses me most? How many of my leftie and Liberal London mates who are now calling for curfews, water cannons and the army. And the fact that they are almost certainly right.

Stupid, stupid cunts like Livingston and groups of socialist/anarchists blaming cuts for what is nothing more than mob robbery - looting which will almost certainly result in a short-term police/military state if it carries on. Completely driving democratic society in the opposite way than they want. How can they be so dumb?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

the stupidity of people blaming it on the cuts and anything political really bugs me.
they can't seriously think that this is anything more than mob cuntery. It's a horrible state of affairs that there are so many people ready to becoming thieving, violent arseholes at the drop of a hat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

*picks up hat and steals*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

b3th likes this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

is b3th only refering to herself in the 3rd person, now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

it was a lolwacky reference to popular social networking site 'facebook'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I've not heard of that website
is it popular?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

not as popular as myspace

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

or friends reunited`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I think the question that needs to be asked is why there is mob robbery
the individuals are cunts and need dealing with, yes, but why is this happening now? People have been greedy bastards for ever, so what is it that makes it acceptable in so many people's minds at one time?

Partly it's going to be that other people are doing it (that's a great way for people to assuage guilt - 'if everyone's doing it, it can't be that bad')

I don't know the answer, I doubt the rioters/looters do, but I don't think giving up civil liberties is the answer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

the answer is retaliation in the same way
it's no good the authorities doing anything, the people need to rise up and kick the rioters in the collective arse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

shall we have colours so we know who's on
which side?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

So you're suggesting that a full-on street war is the answer?
How is that not going to end in more people being hurt and more buildings being torched?
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

you are assuming that I mind either of those things happening

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

That is something of a lynchpin in my argument, yes.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

The "why" is down to one of the cornerstones but also one of the main weaknesses of democracy.
They are doing it because they are cunts and because they can.

I forget the source of the quote, but it's something like "in a true democracy a police force would not be able retain control of streets from a population prepared to fight. The trick to a democracy is to never let the populace know this"

Well, they know now. The quote was meant to apply to legitimate protest but it works the same for mindless thugs. Simply, they are doing it because they are getting away with it.

And that's also why curfew and violent military intervention will work. It's wrong and it's horrible but a free telly is less appealing when it might cost you a cracked skull or a broken back. And *bang* we're back in the fucking dark ages.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

so what made people realise this now, do you think?
or is it just an accident of timing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I don't know
but my gut feeling is that in recent times, any "legitimate" protest, such as the initial Tottenham one at the weekend (or, say, the student marches or cuts marches) are accompanied by a violent, criminal element. In the other two examples the police waded straight in, breaking heads and taking names. This time, I think they were a) unprepared for the numbers involved and b) I think they initally stood off because they were scared of being seen as heavy-handed. And everything spreads so fast now that as soon as a few people get away with looting a shop the world knows about it and the cunt world joins in.

I'm only speculating on this part though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

The police should have reacted much more quickly and strongly.
All the last few days have done is shown that they can be overwhelmed far too easily. There was an intelligent element to a lot of these riots. Sure, the majority of them were kids, but in some areas fires were set because they knew it would tie the police up and stop them being able to arrest looters.

I doubt things will carry on for much longer as nine police forces are now sending help.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'm afraid I cannot get past 'mob robbery' in this post.
My mind insists on reading it in the style of the Knights who say 'Ni'.

^FILM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i liked the sound of it
because it almost rhymed so I kept using it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

"and we demand you bring us a mob robbery" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

it sounds like someone drowning

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I washed a man in Persil
Just to watch him dry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

LTI
now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I can't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Are you stuck to your chair you dirty boy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Nope
But I am nailed to my desk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

+by my iron cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh, Mighters. Has it really come to this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'm afraid so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I filled a man with vino
just to watch him cry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

The other day, right?
I totally did 40 in a 30 zone. It was 6:30 on a Sunday morning and all sensible people were at home asleep, but still...
I feel totally ashamed, and I shall hand myself in at the first opportunity.

Alt: probably not a great idea to head down there. The last thing they need is more rubberneckers getting in the way.

By the way - have we all seen that footage of the boy that got mugged while injured? There's just no hope for this country, there really isn't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

CANDLE DAY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I no rite!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Yay for candles!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I haven't seen it, but i'm sadly not surprised

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Some young lad was sitting bleeding on the pavement.
A couple of looters helped him to his feet, and another unzipped his backpack and had it away with everything inside it.

London: the Mos Eisley of Earth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

We must be cautious

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

these are not the looters you're looking for....



those looters are down the road, breaking the windows of an organic cafe and deli!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I NO RITE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

god it was awful!
the poor kid - he was helped up and then someone just unzipped his bag and took a bunch of stuff from it and walked off. What kind of heartless cunt does that?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

watched it, unbelievable
I think these rioters really do show that there is a group of people who no longer fit into society and that all the extra schooling, youth workers etc will not change them.

We need a new Australia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I resent this a bit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

nt mble
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

This amused me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

It does not amuse me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

All I mean is
that we need a desolate waste land filled with things that want to kill you in which to dump our underclasses, that's all!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I refer you to my "Wall off Manchester and make it a prison" plan

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Will you send in Kurt Russel on missions?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Very difficult to envisage that anyone would warrant rescuing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

There's always Antarctica
or that desert they drove across on Top Gear that time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

My friend Hamish was out in Hoxton a few years ago.
Some drunken oaf started on him and bottled him. His head and face were pissing blood and he was collapsed on the floor. A chap ran over and asked if he was alright, asked if he wanted him to call the police & an ambulance.

He ran off with Hamish’s phone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

The height of cuntery, that is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

what a cunt!
imagine being called Hamish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

He's a famous photographer these days
hamishbrown.com
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I keep trying to ring him but I can't get through

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I actually know a couple of Hamish's
both great people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I BET HE DOESN'T USE A CAMERA PHONE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

LOLLLLLLLL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Do you really think that one kid getting mugged whilst in possession of a broken nose
is the signal for the end of society?
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

nah
but the end of society has been in the making for quite a while. i'm not sure any one thing can sort it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

The world was a considerably more violent place only a hundred years back.
Less than that if you want to count wars. Humanity is an inherently violent species and it does not take much in the way of deprivation for us to start using force.

The only things unusual about this spell of civil disorder are the rapidity of its spread and the lack of a cause. It's all happened before and it'll all happen again.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

this
we're just a bunch of violent monkeys that invented iphones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

If I told you I'd have to kill you.
Has it kicked off in Ealing then? I used to see a bird there, her daughter got done for attempted murder last year, fun times.
( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Did she have breasts?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Yes, yes she did

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I heard rumour that you liked them, that's all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Damnit, I was trying to keep that secret

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

good work framing her

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No comment.
Alt: Go wandering, take pictures!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Punched some twat Saturday night
If I'd known you were going to start this thread I'd have saved the story instead of telling it in the last one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

well done

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Not proud of it
and nor was Ms Foxtrot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

no, i imagine not
but it seemed like everyone was ignoring it and you wanted some attention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You're so lovely to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Has she stopped bleeding yet?

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

you're a terrible person
well done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Also, basically it's our fault
if we weren't constant banging on about your alleged bottery, you'd probably be less sensitive to some drunken cock.

We should all hang our heads, OT. We've been directly responsible for violence, here.

of course, now we know that if we call DF a toilet trader to his face we'll get a slap, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

This bit is going to BLOW YOUR TINY MINDS
It wasn't the first time I've been accused of practising man-love to my face. No, no, seriously. And in previous instances my accusers have seen their fists take a bit of a battering from my face, which may have contributed to my instinctive overreaction.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

steady. I'm not being serious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I may have over-thought the matter
It will also not amaze you to learn that I'm not a punchy person, so am still surprised at myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Ooh I missed that.
Were you all hard and manly?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Something like that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*copy'n'pasting here in case you missed it*
AHHHHH YEAH POOFTA WITH YA EAR RINGS AND YA FOOKIN'.....FOOKIN'..... FACE. GAYLORD WITH EARINGS AND A FACE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

DF's new sig RIGHT HERE^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I know you're fed up of hearing me say this Monty,
but it won't fit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

'...but POTD, you are a true genius of the modern age'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

'GAYLORD WITH EARINGS AND A FACE' does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Does it strike you that I am particularly well-disposed to such a sig at this point in time?
Come up with something else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

LEAVE IT GONZ
'E'LL FACKIN' DECK YA
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

If I saw him going down the street, being all gay with earings and a face, I'd be like.
"OOOOHHHHHH, LARRRR DEEEE DAAARRRR, MY NAME IS DARTH AND I HAVE EARINGS AND A FACE"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I sometimes don't swipe something on self service till or scan two things at once.
When I do that, suddenly all the security gards and staff stare at me intently, because they know I am about to steal goods. I expect for as I walk into the bit between the front enterance and where you enter the foodhall bit, for steal cages to come down and then police to come out of no where, armed police, the ASDA devision of MI5. And they'll be like "Excuse me sir, can I see your bag and your recipty..... Well, well, well, looks like you have two packets of bacon here but only one on the till. YOU'RE A THIEF AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR A VERY LONG TIME".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

When do you think the I-phone 5 will come out Gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

First week of Oct, in the UK.
There might possibly an "iPhone for the masses", a cheap model that would make it affordable in emerging markets, to compete with the low-end level of Android. Cut a loss on the hardware and make a fortune in iTunes/AppStore.

I can't see me updating to the iPhone 5 this year, the only new feature I'd like is the reportably bigger screen, but I have an iPad to cator for that, and if it means I can drop my contract/insurance from £70 down to £25, then I don't think there is anything worth upgrading for.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I have a 3gs you see...due for an upgrade around christmas
Not sure whether to just get a 4 cheaply or splash out on a 5
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

If you 'splash out' on a phone
it might stop working.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

The big improvements this year is software based, except for a reportably much bigger screen.
If you use up a big contract's worth of stuff, then I'd go for iPhone 5, but if you only have a big contract to make up the cost of the phone, then I'd go for the iPhone 4 (or whatever they make the 'iPhone Lite' to be).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I'm getting a new phone
Iphone can fuck off, I'm getting a Samsung Galaxy S II on the grounds that after reading dozens of different reviews and comparisons I've come away with the vague impression that it's probably pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

They're alright, but I like Apple's stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Each to their own
A guy at work had one he was very pleased with, when he saw how well my Palm handled having half a dozen apps and webpages running simultaneously I thought he was going to cry. That sort of put me off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Security never ask me to go down for a very long time :((((((((((((((((((((

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

that's because you use too much teeth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Excellent English here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

i made a spelling mistake below, too
Not sure what's going on today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

They don't call me Bitey McNosh for nothing

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

for nothing ever. right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It's true :((((
THEY'RE TOO BUSY CALLING ME SEXY McSEXTITS
( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

ha
mcsexPEST more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

best comment on the riots that i have seen was on twitter. i paraphrase:
"currys - looted. comet - looted. post office - looted. drugstore - looted. bookshop - fine.

knowledge = chav kryptonite"

bet you none of those fuckers can read anyway.

where are our champion lefties, al, chompy and bella anyway? wearing balaclavas and smashing up tesco?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

it's got fuck all to do with left or right
and a lot to do with cunt or not cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

this ^^
although i assume it will be used in a devicive way by every shade and direction of opinion and politics. And that's what's gonna fuck us over
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

of course
but there's still a lot of woolly drum banging about the poor disaffected yoofs. i am going to stick my neck out here and say that nobody who is symathising with the rioters owns a blue rosette!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I imagine banging a woolly drum wouldn't be very effective

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

no comment...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

woolly drum - about as useful as a furry cup

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

furry cups are very useful for supping from...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'm not just talking about the rioters
Those justifying it are first and foremost cunts, not left or right wing. See Livingston, Ken.

Be really careful in this area, because those who try and make political capital out of this either way are equally cunty. To say that since Tories aren't sympathising then Tories must be good is as bad as Livingston saying it's down to cuts so Tories must be bad.

There's nothing overtly political in this and trying to make it so is the last resort of those too daft to see what's going on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

shit, i agree with every word of this
do something. i feel like my world has stopped spinning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Imagine how I feel... ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

mostly indifferent
but a little bit smug and slightly tumescent?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

If I got a lob every time I was right I'd have run out of blood by now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Ooh, I love it when b3ta has some hot cyber action

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)

she's imagining running her hands over you as we speak
she's I'm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You're going to cut off her hands
then use them to grope me? Even for here, that's weird, man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

It's a niche fetish, I'll admit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

They're working out what political capital Ken Livingstone can make out of this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Bella left ages ago
You really should have noticed, the event led to a 100% reduction in your trolling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

she might have left b3ta ages ago
but that doesn't mean she isn't in london sticking it to the man, hence my question "where is she" !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

As if I'm going to tell you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

as if it was a serious question!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)

She's not in London.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

oh, she's organising the manchester riots instead, huh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Nope, from what I can tell, she's just at home.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

well yeah
they don't get out of bed until 4pm!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Wasn't her last blog post
"A Leftwing call to arms"? I think she has to take some of the blame.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Haha, good point.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I've just seen a cracking pic from Dalston, taken last night

CFB

"One man said: 'This is Turkish Kurdish area. They come to our shops and we fight them with sticks.'"

Haha, fucking superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

i LOVE this story
it made me v proud of them last night, even though i'm not turkish or kurdish!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Makes it even better when they say later on that 4 youths came, and had the shit kicked out of them for starting trouble.
Karma can be fantastic, sometimes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

rma babs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

This is true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

That looks like Dalston Junction.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

What does CFB stand for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Click for bigger.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Well ther you go!
I thought it was "cunting fucking big" or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Good for them.
If people are going to loot them and destroy things they work so hard to maintain, they should be able to defend themselves. I'm glad they stuck together to protect their business.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It's made even better by the fact that they kept their shops open
As they didn't need to close.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Bad idea. I can understand the desire to do so
but how is trying to fight them going to prevent more people being hurt and more buildings torched?

There are hundreds of these cunts and they're armed with bricks, bottle and petrol bombs. Riot police can handle that sort of crowd, private citizens can't, no matter how hairy they are.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)

The rioters are mostly cowards, I'd say
They're barely facing any resistance, and with their faces covered, they think they can get away with it. A good kicking is just what they need, might make them reconsider what they're doing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

The problem here is
as soon as the police employ more heavy handed tactics, it will in some people eyes 'legitimise the rioters position, thus swaying opinion and potentially brining more people out onto the streets.

That is why they are standing off.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I don't see how preserving people in salt water will help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It'll certainly stop them rioting.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It's not good, but unfortunately they're now stuck between a rock and a hard place
I'm of the opinion that tear gas, water cannons and rubber bullets would clear the majority of the rioters pretty damn quickly, run that alongside kettling from riot/armed police, and you could take the sting out of it quickly.

However, if they are too heavy handed, it can work against them, as you say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

there ain't no water cannons in the country

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

What about Norn Iron?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Charging them with armoured cars worked pretty well last night.
Expect to see more of that tonight.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Sounds like Carmageddon!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

The fat sweaty bullying prick used up all the hot fucking water.
so I got halfway through my shower, and had a shitload of ice cold water dump on me. ASSHAT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Bobby is so selfish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I know, what a cunt, right?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

The fat sweaty bullying prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

The prick bullying sweaty fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Scotland Yard have said there will be 13,000 officers on the streets tonight
compared to the 1,400 yesterday night.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

fuck me, that's a lot of police....

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

1,400 last night
5,000 for royal wedding.

at least those in charge have their priorities right. the poor sods in liverpool were outnumbered and looked terrified!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

calm down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Not a car was left with its wheels intact.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

But how will the good people of Liverpool get to work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

hahahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

work betting shop
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)

We're going to DR here today as there's rumours that Uxbridge's going to be hit.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Not the Chimes... NOT THE CHIMES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Probably bollocks, to be fair
but management have decided not to take the risk
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

'Dock Repeatedly?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Disaster Recovery.
Hilariously, our DR site is in Reading.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Double Rimming?

( broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Douche rectums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Also rumours of looting planned in Southampton, Reading, Slough and Kingston
I'm amazed Southampton and Reading didn't happen last night.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

They did, it's just tricky to know the difference.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

This can be said of everywhere that the rioting occured

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Very true
The only unrest in Nottingham last night was in the St Anns area. It was catastrophic; about twelve pence of damage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Hahaha Southampton would be vastly improved by a fucking gigantic fire.
Someone needs to finish off the valiant attempt made by the Luftwaffe to wipe the Godforsaken shithole off the map.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Edinburgh better not
it'd be a bit mad with the festival on, it'd be full of lovies and hippies trying to rob lentils
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Not Milton Keynes?
Bugger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

26 people have been arrested in Hayes
just down the road from uxbridge.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

you are all about the glamour aren't you kroney?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I can't help where I work!
Well, I can, but not right now.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Ugh, Watford, Harrow and Uxbridge 4pm this afternoon.
It's all over Twitter and BBM.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Has anyone mentioned bread and circuses yet?
This civic unrest will blow over as soon as the morons perpetrating it have got X Factor to distract them again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

haha
that's the truth!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I hear Everton fans will be boycotting their trip to Spurs at the weekend
as there's nothing left to steal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Rioting in Glasgow would be epic.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I think the police there are more used to it than most.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

*checks fixture list*
The next Glasgow riot is organised for September 18th. Anything ad hoc between now and then will be regarded as a warm up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I could never imagine riots in Glasgow
Not enough evil darkies.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

OK, I need to get milk
off to loot asda, brb
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Get me a cornetto please!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)

they only had the mint ones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Photo taken at the cleanup
desmond.yfrog.com/Himg735/scaled.php?tn=0&server=735&filename=eh1ft.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Yes can I please post an incriminating list of my criminal activities on the internet...
no way jose. Just rape and murder, usual.

HAPPY CANDLE DAY BATH
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

foiled again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

at least it's warm, I find cling film too sweaty

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)