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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Drunk and horny
a dangerous combination.

What are we up to now, then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:56, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm being bullied on-line : (

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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I'm only doing it because I love you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I know : )

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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I love you too
but that story ^ makes me feel physically ill.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I'm surprised it's not worse tbh.
Knowing Al's fervent imagination.
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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Send in the Honda Accords!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Have I told you lately about my peak physical condition?

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Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I just noticed this
and I'd like to refer the honourable gentleman to this post.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

ARE YOU THEN LOVE?
I like it when you're drunk, you get all rowdy.
I bet you're looting the fuck out of your liquor cabinet as we speak.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

MOAR LOOTING!!

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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I think everyone should know that b3th is a dirty looter, and is causing riots all over in her drunken state.

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

l h t k
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

hahahahahaha
THIS TOO
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I spent awhile going "skate? stake? rioks?"
I might have been drinking also.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I really shouldn't strikethrough myself
but that one was too easy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

hahahahahaha

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I keep going back and drinking pina colada
when I know it makes me feel sick.
Why do I do that, K? Why do I hate my body that much?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

pina colada is a bink wank, you ought to have rum and coke

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I almost went for the rum and juice
but the pina colada won out in the end. I rather wish it hadn't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

It's never too late to switch!
But juice is shit as well. Best start taking straight shots. It's the only way.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I've finished now.
We have a bit of an early start tomorrow, and I don't want a hangover.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

don't be silly
OFF WORK NOW, HAPPY CANDLEBUM!
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

very little
earlier on I had to tell the dr that I hadn't got any for months :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Did he leer and offer to give you some?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

it was a she
and no
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

How about, next month,
You, me, Blousie & Amberl all descend on the boys on the pier and see who can pull fastest?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Woohoo!
I reckon Amberl will win. She has youthful norks on her side.
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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Yeah, but we know more tricks...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I'm totally imagining being double teamed by you and Amberl.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

~~you and Amberl~~ DJ and Roota.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm totally going to bed now and dreaming that.

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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Are the boys of weston
quality boys?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

not so much...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Is that because he asked
or because he's the only person you feel you can talk to?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

no, it was more
"...perhaps your caught something from a dirty willy" and I'm like :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Did you tell her your willy wasn't dirty?
Or did you just tell her you're a LARPer, and then she knew you weren't getting any?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I just wailled
ooOOOOOOoooooooOOooooo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I feel a bit odd to tell you the truth.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

what;s up, mrs?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Not sure, I just feel a bit shitty.
Could do with a cuddle or a sleep. One will be forthcoming.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Well, that's not good : (

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I'm just overtired and not hungry and feel a bit glup
which are signs that not all is well. Wheeeee!

crow, if you read this when you get home, I'm ok. Don't worry

I can cope with it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

*offers internet hugz from a creepy guy you don't really know*

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

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