Cool - Geordies.

Uncool - Southerners.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What about Mackems?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Meh, you're all the same.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'm not really a fan of any nuts apart from cashews.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You love nuts balanced on your chin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Not cool.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

As long as I know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Cool: northerners' arses in winter when they go to t'lavveh.
Not cool: southerners' arses whilst they sit on their futuristic indoor lavatories.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You don't need to put 'to' if your placing the 't' in front of the word to indicate the accent.
Just saying like.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I've tried desperately hard to give a shit here, but, sadly, I fear I cannot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Try your futuristic "indoor lavatory"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You'll never learn if you don't try.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Psh. you and your copycat looters.
Copying all the cool London kids.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Cool: Hooters
Not cool: Looters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I think I might have this the wrong way round actually

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Cool: Scooters
Not Cool: Pooters
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You certainly have. Having been inside a Hooters
I can say from experience that it's utterly cringeworthy.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I found the experience thoroughly entertaining, in a desperately immature way
for about five minutes. Then I gradually realised it was fairly horrific.

I can't help but wonder how they recruit without getting done for discrimination. If you have two applicants for a job, one of whom is obviously going to be crap at it but looks like Katy Perry, and the other of whom have ten years experience but munts royally, how do you justify rejecting the latter?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Americans don't have anywhere near the same employment laws that we do.
How they get away with it in, say, Birmingham however. I haven't a clue.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That, presumably, is why the first UK Hooters was in my home city of Nottingham
Where the female/male ratio is famously disproportionate and gives one greater choice. Presumably in Birmingham they worked on the principle that everyone is so stupid that it's only fair to employ based purely on looks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I find the very idea of such a place appalling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

The only time I've been was as part of a stag do
in Washington DC. The food was awful, the beer was awful, the fawning of the staff was awful.

When I go into a shop or a restaurant, I expect to be treated with barely-concealed contempt or, at best, total indifference. I hate being crawled at in a barely palatable attempt to squeeze a tip out of me.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The staff didn't fawn too badly in the Nottingham one
but nonetheless it was so deliberately set up to appeal to "blokes" that I have no desire to go back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Because you are a Lady-Boy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I prefer mincer
But yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You're supposed to wait until you leave to start masturbating
schoolboy error.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)