Taking Ms Foxtrot's brother to see the final Harry Potter film tomorrow night
Nothing in it for me, of course. Apart from that, running, dancing, finale of Supernatural series two and trying not to visibly disapprove of the bloke the sister-in-law is having over for dinner tonight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is this the same little scrote who shot you in the nuts?
I'd steal his popcorn, if I were you.

And why is prospective brother in law disapproval-worthy? Is he a closet bumder obviously not worthy of such a good looking woman?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)

He's got a better idea
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqAQRbmRXk
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Part of me is instinctively protective of the missus' youngest sister
Part of me thinks the man is worthy of congratulations for his bravery.

And yes, same scrote. There will be no popcorn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

and another part of you is jealous as hell?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Nope
I've got the (reasonably) sane version
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

But you would bone her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I'm not Bert
And nor shall I fuck off like him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Bert boned his own sister.
This is completely different. OK almost.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

After nine and a half years you do start to blur the lines somewhat
My boss chastised me for seeing her as a sister instead of a sex object when I told him she lives with us. The same chap bollocked me for choosing bed with the missus over the end of the other night's Forest match with the words "I'd understand if it was someone else, but you can go to bed with your missus whenever"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You live with her sister?
Oh man. I don't know what I'd do.

Have you had any accidental towel drops?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Walked in on her in the shower a week or so ago
Mortified
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I think you know exactly what you'd do
Sewing weights into the bottoms of all the towels, for one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Sounds like a dick. I'm all for treating women as sex objects
but you have to be consistent or they get all stroppy.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Bless them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

He is, a bit
While he was chastising me for this responsible attitude towards my girlfriend, I asked him calmly how many times he's been married. That shut him up.

(Twice. In his twenties)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

How much are you going to offer him to wank you off during the trailers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)

he's going for the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Bag of popcorn.
That's like... Eight quid, I think.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I bet he has holes in his ears, those big ones, that you can stick your willy in, one in each side, and then he can shake his head like the churchhill dog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

How are those new drugs working out for you, Gonz?
Because they're working for me.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I'll have two of whatever Gonz is on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

ok seriously I'm sending someone round to hide all the cutlery

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

He's like Gonz Squared today.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I fully expect to find he's made another gonz out of egg boxes and an old computer later that reads all of gonz's posts in a stephen hawking voice

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

And then orders strange liquers off the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I don't mind that as much as I get to drink them.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

You could invite me round
and we could drink them together.

You know, just a thought, since I'm only ten minutes up the road.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Have you seen part one of the finale?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Yep, got it from LoveFilm the other day.
EDIT: thought you meant Harry Potter! Watched part one this morning. Oooooooohhhhh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

:) Enjoy
it's quite an emotional finale
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Can't wait to find out how he survives this one, I must admit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Tragic that episode was :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Nnngh
Is it hometime yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

If you need a wank that badly, go do it in the toilets like normal people.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Normal people?
Masturbate in work lavatories?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Don't they?
It's been a long time since I worked in an office building. I may be out of touch...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

out of touch=unsatisfactory masturbation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Last time I told you I was going to the toilet you were "disgusted"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)

That was just a cover
so the others wouldn't know I was secretly thinking about your penis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Sparkly penis?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)

It's FABULOUS!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)

*squeals*
I LOVE what you've done with it!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Oh, he *wishes* I'd done something with it!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

*agrees far too readily*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I am stunned by your gayness today
You do realise there are no gay West Ham fans anywhere in the world? I put it to you, sir, that you are a closet Brighton fan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Are you saying Wet Ham Man was gay???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Is that the one you bummed in that story?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

How DARE you!
*flounces*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)