( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fucking love that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

that cock
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I don't.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

that is because we don't have the same taste in stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

WHAT!
How is this possible?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I have no idea
in a perfect world everyone would buy all furniture and art from Ikea and that you'd feel it home anywhere you went
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I hate IKEA.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

it serves its purpose
I think the only things I have from there at the moment are picture frames, a garlic crusher and a massive wall hanging of Da Vinci's Vitruvian man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Now you too can be unique
just like every other IKEA picture buyer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

to clarify
frames, not their contents. most of the contents are originals or numbered prints
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

You just like looking at men's cocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

it makes me feel good, because mine is bigger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Yeah, it does
I actually hate physical IKEA shops more than their stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

the worst bit is that you have to shuffle round the whole place
with the same bunch of slack-jawed mouth-breathers the whole time because of the routes through the shop.


yes, I'm talking about the people I went there with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Ikea is detestable.
I can only handle shopping there late night on weekdays. It's completely unbearable at any other time.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You need to learn the shortcuts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Nah, I have become a convert.
I look for excuses to go just so that I can have their 99p breakfast and a free coffee. I wouldn't buy furniture from them though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

At that perspective
the owner of those tentacles would have to be several miles long. It seems unlikely.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I like it because of that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

A species capable of self perpetuation needs a certain number of individuals.
At that size I doubt an ocean would contain enough food to sustain a species of creatures that size.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

yeah because what I look for in a piece of art
is biological correctness.

Also, you don't know if that is on this planet. it could be a vast mostly water world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I know
I'm just feeling contrary today.

I'm presuming an Earth type world mainly because of the presence of humans in wellies and red macs.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

you are making quite an assumption that it is a human

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I am, you're right.
I also find it unlikely that a different planet, with the infinite variety that evolution is capable of, would also produce intelligent simians with a similar taste in waterproof clothing to Earth.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

could be skin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Haha, it could be, yes.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

fucking hell you two

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

How big is it?
Is it a canvas or a print?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

fuck off twat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

HAHA!
Come off it Bobby, it's a perfectly reasonable question.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Your point being that because it's a reasonable question I should ignore the fact that you
are a helmet of gargantuan proportions and play nice so we can be "fwends"? I would rather suck chompys cock after he had pastie smashed darth after the most humid Glastonbury on record.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Hahahahahah fucking hell, lad.
Nice mental image there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

cannot be fucked to play this stupid game anymore.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I don't know where you got the impression this was a game.
I know you're deeply sensitive about your weight, but you do appear to be doing something about it, and considering the abuse that gets dished out here, calling you a tubber is pretty mild.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

How do you know this? I used to be apprehensive of you,
well the persona you use on here, but you're just pretty clueless and quite annoying, you can say what you like about me you don't know a thing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Haha
_{Who's a fat cunt Who's a fat cunt} Who's a fat cunt Who's a fat cunt WHO's A FAT CUNT ^{WHO'S A FAT CUNT WHO'S A FAT CUNT BOBBY IS THE FAT CUNT OVER THERE... Bobby is the fat cunt} over _{theeeeerrrrreeeeee}
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Should we send round your social worker now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

new drugs working out well then Gonz?
haha
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

So Gonz goes to the trouble of doing that to call you a fat cunt
and you have a laugh, whereas I try and establish a meme about your body weight in ribs and you go off the deep end.

It's almost like people who use the internet are totally irrational.

Who would have thought it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

INORITE!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It's weird while I get used to them, like I was in the shower just now, and while I was waiting for it to heat up...
.... I could hear, like faintly, like coming from another room, music, like a high pitched organ. And I remember last night walking into the bathroom to see a huge bee/wasp, it was like 6" big just under where the toilet roll is. I can't remember if I dreamed the bee while asleep or hallucinated it while half awake.

I just googled to see if it's some sort of placibo effect (I'm ovbously copus-mentus enough to operate a computer and look these things up) or if it's a real thing and apparently hallucinations (oh shit, no red squiggly line !) are an effect while I get used to them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Well thanks for the effort anyway.
nice to know you care.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I also just worked out that Geno DeCampo was going to serve up bull's testical from the italian description before he translated into english.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Oh gosh, they look well nice.
I totally want to try eating testicles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

talk to Darth, he is an expert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Wow
That's just ... wow.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

how big is the picture?
is it a canvas or a print?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

27" x 22" print.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Oh lol

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Looks like something from /Board

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)