Morning Internet
I'm gonna go shopping in a bit, anyone want owt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:15, 71 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can you get me a new pair of boots please Jeff,
Size 10, walking type, please.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Will do.
Leather or Gore-Tex?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Goretex.
Hitec if hey have them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

you want brashers
they are ace. Like walking slippers only hardcore
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'm too cheap in this respect.
But, you know what, I think I'll upgrade. Thanks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Can you find me cheap flights to Amsterdam going out November 30 and coming back December 2.
Because I can't.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

try a different airport

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I have tried Newcastle, Manchester, Edinburgh.
There's Leeds but it's rubbish times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

cardiff airport is nice
a bastard to get to, but when I went last i wasabout the only person there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

What prices were you quoted?
Also, what is your preferred airport. I'll have a look around my regular booking sites. See if I can find something reasonable for you.
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Anywhere around the north east would be lovely.
I'll be in Newcastle and could potentially get the ferry but it takes ages. Been quoted a couple hundred quid so far, which is no good as I'll be getting a train to Enschede for the football when I'm in Amsterdam on top of the flights.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

OK...
...Newcastle, unless you want to connect in London, is pretty much dead. Though the flights are cheap.

However, If you leave from Manchester you can get direct flights to Amsterdam Schipol. They range from £62 (Squeezyjet) to £158 (KLM).

That kinda what you're after?
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

The Manchester one could be perfect, nice one.
They definitely have to be cheap as possible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

OK, dude...
...here's the link I used:

www.kayak.co.uk/#flights/MAN-AMS/2011-11-30/2011-12-02

It'll list all flights from Manchester to Amsterdam.

If anything is unclear, let me know. :O)
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Cheers mate.
I might go out from Gatwick with my mates, flying back to Edinburgh might work but the flight gets in at 10pm and getting to Newcastle at that time will be impossible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

If you're going "dahn sahf", here's one more option...
...take the Eurostar from St Pancras and go to Brussels. If you specify to Eurostar, you can use your Eurostar ticket to go from Brussels to any Dutch Train Station with 24 hours of arrival. Which means once you arrive at Brussels. you can train it to Amsterdam Centraal or straight to Enschede. I do that all the time.
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Aye I read about that.
But I'd be doing it alone so it's a no go.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Failing all that...
...Squeezyjet can fly from Edinburgh to Amsterdam and back for 50-something quid.
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Is it possible to fly to Bremen and get a train or bus from there?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Probably. But everyone I know is going via Amsterdam, the my number one aim is to travel with mates.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I didn't take that into account.
*has no friends*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

i have to buy a hoover
hoovers are boring and expensive, but my house is covered insawdust
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Can you buy me a robot that looks exactly like me
so I can put it here at work and I can go back home to bed?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

mornin tgb
guess what? i'm still in bed!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Are we playing how angry can we make TGB this morning?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

we should definitely do that
i could pretend i have cake too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Meh I don't really fancy cake right now
I've had my yummy go ahead bar and I have some iced tea and some loud music and I may go for a smoke.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

that doesn;t sound like too bad work

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Oh I'm at work but I'm not doing any

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

good skills

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Fancy a treat for dinner tonight? I *think* I've got one last recipy that I'm good at that you haven't tried.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Sure, I don't think we had anything planned

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Ace !
Duck Legs (I'll get some breasts for you; no bones) with honey/mustard/curry glazey sauce thing, with mashed potatos.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Gonz, you should give up your day job.
And set yourself up as a roving cook. I'll book you every tuesday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

r l
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( broadsword, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I saw the second, but the first one is good

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'd love that so much.
I wonder if there is a market to have someone come into your home, cook a good meal (pre-arranged, so it's not a 'menu' exactly), and leave once the meal is done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

In your part of London, I really think there is.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I think so too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

haha thanks I am so awkward I know :p
Fancy Brooks on Wednesday?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Hah, nah', bones being the only thing you don't have isn't picky.
I reckon everyone has something that most people eat that they refuse, like I won't eat tinned tuna and would never chose tuna in general.

Yeah', wed sounds good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'm alright cheers
Already had a cracking breakfast - Sausagw, bacon, egg and black pudding bap.

Fucking wonderful, but holy hell I'm full!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Coincidentally
I had a sausage, bacon, egg and mushroom butty.

That's sorted me out. I might have another cup of tea now, just to settle me down.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

You win.
I'm having porridge and green tea. With a tab for afters.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

i wish someone were here to bring me tea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

i like baps

( broadsword, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I tell you what I don't want.
An ace vintage Fulham shirt. Cos my mate who works at the club nabbed one for me from the training ground, I've been after one for ages and have pestered him half seriously about him getting one for me. One's just turned up through the post out of the blue, I'm beyond delighted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

shirt coat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Couple of crackwhores, cheers, nice one

( broadsword, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Crackwhores don't tend to have nice breasts though.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts
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( broadsword, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I want to go back to bed
I don't think you can get that from the shops though. I was awakened at 6.30 this morning by my delightful nephew, who, let's face it, could have been just as pleased to see me at the more reasonable hour of 9am.
(berk, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

yes but he was awake NOW and he wanted to see you NOW and this is why he had to wake you UP, so that he could talk to you about everything!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Have we established how old this nephew is?
He may be 7 or 17.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

instant chickenpox cure wouldn't go amiss.
slept through most of the night last night though, first time since last Saturday night. Things are improving!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Glad to hear it
spots going away?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Thanks
yeah. quite a lot of little ones have just faded away. The others are developing as they should. Not at all nice though. The worst ones have been on my neck and next to my eye. the ones in the mouth didn't really hurt but they are just weird. There's a newcomer on the palm of my hand which doesn't hurt but is irritating me!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

it sounds like you could give reviews
and top ten run downs of the best spots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

and new today, spot spotters....
/tony blackburn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

on man
I fell asleep again and had a mad dream and some b3tans were in it. Darth was telling everyone about being in TWL, and there was a massive band which seemed to be largely b3tans (or people I assumed to be so).
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's a sign!
A nap sounds bloody good. How's the flump?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

He's pretty lively now
although I'm not sure he's eating much yet. he's still in his isolation ward and probably getting fed up of my checking on him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Glad he's feeling okay.
So, was I in your band? I can only play the recorder, so I hope not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I think you were one of the ones who
was telling me how all the words came from children's books.

When I say band, it was a massive orchestra sized band fronted by the guy from a really welsh band I saw at Green Man (Bleedin Noses)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

and exactly how many drugs had you taken before you went to sleep?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

i didn't even have any of Boson's
tasty banana drugs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

i've always found my dreams are much weirder without drugs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'm chatting to my friend in Virginia at the moment.
He's taking the earthquake and potential hurricane personally. I told him to hope for a zombie invasion so he can collect the disaster film hat trick.
( Kroney, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Send him round to Kristine's
They can compare personal disasters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Don't talk like that about Kristine and her bits :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I am such an internet bully

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)