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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening Internet.
What have I missed?

Alt: What do you miss?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:18, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I miss the good old days when I was even more handsome than I am now, weed was fun instead of fear inducing and DJ Shadow still made great records.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Hah, gutted,
I've never been more handsome than I am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Ha ha double gutted to the pair of you.
I've NEVER been handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:25, Reply)
I am still extremely good looking, but 1999 was my high point.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:26, Reply)
I was cute in 1979

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)
what mummy told you does not count.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
I like to think I am yet to reach my prime.
And considering I'm a solid 8/10 at present this can only be a good thing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)
I miss the board when I play darts.
I often miss steps when going down stairs and I sometimes miss-direct alt q's on here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:26, Reply)
If you miss OT everytime you play darts then you have serious issues Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:30, Reply)
each time I play darts, I think
hey! I could be throwing these pointy weighted things at Jeff right now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Throwing your tits at me isn't going to change anything Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I miss my yellow Margaret Howell field jacket.
It was my favourite item of clothing in the entire world, and it's the only item of clothing I've ever had stolen. I've been looking for another one for at least two years. I'd happily pay £300 for one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)
I miss my leather mandarin style jacket that I got in Hong Kong.
It got ripped shortly before I moved, and then lost in transit. It could have been repaired but would have had that added 'a bit battered and lived in' look.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Ford vans must be getting bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:32, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Alright DG?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:33, Reply)
Not bad, Jeff.
Not great, but not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)
*there there*
What is getting you down?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I think sometimes that battered look looks cool.
Especially on jeans.
And OH MY GOOD GIDDY AUNT, what are the fucking chances, I've just found the Margaret Howell jacket on Yahoo Japan auctions. I'm going slightly faint. Now I just need to work out what the hell it says on the listing page as it's surprisingly it's all in Japanese.
EDIT - ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's a large.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Don't buy it.
It'll be radioactive and any superpowers you get will be rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
eat more pies

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
This is no joking matter.
When I can't have something, or something is taken from me, I have to have it. Once when I ordered something online I got an email back saying they were out of stock and gave me a refund, I took this as a challenge. Phoned every Reiss store in London and ended up going to Islington to pick up the shirt I originally bought that was out of stock on the website. I didn't even like it that much.
And regarding this jacket, I will find one if it's the last thing I ever do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:40, Reply)
*Reschedules the murder of Barry*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Yeah, but a Jap large is probably a 'back to skool' size in the UK
Link it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:37, Reply)
It's an English brand but for some reason there's loads of it available in Japan.
The pictures on this auction listing are shite, I'll try and find some decent ones.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)
It's probably fake then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Nah Yahoo Japan auctions are pretty good for having none of that sorta stuff.
Plus I think it's far too small a label for people to bother making snides of. The Japs just love their fashion/clothes which is why I assume there's a lot of it out there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I'm surprised the Japs are so keen to sell jackets.
I saw a film about Pearl Harbour and there was a nasty nip in the air then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Do you watch Arrested Development?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)
No.
I've never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)
You should, it's the funniest sitcom ever.
But ANYWAY, there's a running joke where a private investigator always comes upto Lucille, the old woman, pretends to be someone else and then reveals himself as Gene, the private investigator. Her reaction is exactly the same thing I do when I read one of your puns: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJNedXRurSI
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Said jacket got caught in the seat hinges at St James' Park
which caused some pieces of leather to be cut out. I managed to get it repaired, but it took on that battered look which was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Where is b3th when you need her?
Points West are about to feature THE PIER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:36, Reply)
alright jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)
hey I saw a thing that said you had a job
is it a good job?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Word up K.
How is life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
internet what makes me lol
perhaps im just too old and jaded maaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:43, Reply)
there is a considerably
smaller percentage of pron these days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)
dewd that stuff is never lulzy
and whats with the 'pron'?
pron, teh, bacons, fluffeh, evar... unacceptable
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)
i am totallt l331

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
*scoots pasts dragging anus on the carpet*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:54, Reply)
*lifts*
*raises*
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
*touches the sky*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Evenin Jeff
not a lot, it's been quiet.

Alt: anal.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Evenin' CQ

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)
evenin Jeff
Oh, I said that. not my sharpest today.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)
It matters not. How the Dickens are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Not bad, a little tired
/ac Probably on a bit of a come down after a good weekend hoping for an early night tonight. Just got home from work and looking for the will to get up and make pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I'm tired too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)
what have you been up to?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Burning the candle both ends over the weekend.
Too much ale, too little sleep and now, too much hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)
better get an early night too then.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Maybe.
I'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)
this is brilliant
www.futilitycloset.com/2011/08/30/crackpot-apocalypse/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
But it's all true Captain.
It's on the Internet, so it must be.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Nice
evenin Cavey.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
evening comrade
(sorry was on the phone to me mum)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
excuses excuses

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
yeah
good news, though, I'm a spoilt brat and my parents said they'd give me money for a deposit for a house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
In Wales that'll be about thirty quid!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
£30.67

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
lucky you.
I'm thinking about asking mine for similar, but haven't decided if owning is a thing I want to do or not.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I didn't even ask
I thought since I now have a permanent job and my current rented house is damp it might be about time.

Means you can nail things to the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
You could put up a dart board!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
there is this, but it's all grownup and commitmenty and stuff.
I think if I can find a place I'd actually like that I can afford the repayments on I might, but this is unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
well you do live in expensiveville

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
yes, but I get paid OK and don'y spend much.
I reckon I could afford £800 a month at a pinch.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Nothing much Jeff
a possible resurgence of Edmund.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Should I be afeared?
/newbie

Evenin Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I saw that in a earlier thread.
OT should have a 'all is forgiven' day where those who've previously been banished have the chance to post a message apologising for previous wrongs. An executive committee of OT'er various* should then decide if they should be allowed back.

*Does not wish to be a member of said committee.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1023888
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)
hahaha
I got two POTD in that thread!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Hello sexy.
What was it that he posted to bugs and features? Did anyone see?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Something about wanting to be friends with people or something.
There was something similar posted on OT a few days back.

Evening Lampy! Hey, only 3 weeks until BIRTHDAY O'CLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I found out my big present when my mum accidentally texted a picture of it to me rather than my sister.
Lol.

I'm excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
What are you getting...
Is it Al?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)
yeah, very dull
just complaining he got an SQL error when trying to friend people. What does that function actually do on here BTW? never used it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I don't know.
I've got a blue 'Friends' Activity' thing at the top of the page, but I've never added anyone, that happened a few months back. I don't know if that's the same for everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)
nope.
hang on will add you and see what it does.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I've got a fan!
I clicked on it and it said I've got a fan. 1 whole fan! It also tells me who my fan is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)
is it me?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Must be someone who loves a bad pun

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I don't know if I should be proud of the fact I've got a fan or not.
How many fans have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)
depends who it is

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Someone dead cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Monty, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Of course not.
It'll be a cold day in hell when he admits to liking something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Two, apparently.
I don't know whether I'm supposed to send them out a newsletter or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I hope one is your husband and the other is your brother.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)
One might be my brother.
The other one is an actual, non-related-to-me b3tan. Who probably doesn't even remember having added me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I have 4
I feel popular
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I wouldn't worry about it.
We all went crazy adding people when it first was available and then the novelty wore off ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
*bubble bursts*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Well you've got lots more fans than me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1336496
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Owww. Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)
It's for the b4sh innit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Noooo!
I meant that having a load more fans or friends than everyone else means nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Hahaha.
Way to make Cavy feel special.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
We're mates now, how cool is that !!111!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
but what does it do blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
It means if you've got a fan, you're well cool innit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
but I hasn't

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
What does what do my dear?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
the friendy thing that I can't do.
sadface
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Rimming?
Gaz Barry, he'll have plenty of tips. Just think of it as chocolate ice cream with a few bits of hair in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Everything you do is friendly and awesome.
Stop fretting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:14, Reply)
yes but people can do a think I can't do and I don't even know what it is.
most vexatious.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)
nevermind, off to make pizza
laters.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Go into the friends link, do a name search and friend someone.
Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
HaHa!
I get an SQL error, I must be edmund.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:32, Reply)
He just asked about some SQL error
then thread deleted when someone mentioned Edmund. Looking forward to your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
You've missed my wonderful internet witticisms
on account of how i've been in a right pissy today, and haven't been here.

Alt: a size 10 figure. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I showed my tits earlier but you missed it Jeff.
I miss my wrinkle free face and Tiswas.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I miss my wrinkle free tits.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)
The last time I was a size 10 I was 12 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Oh, me too, the first time round.
I spent about six months as a size ten about six years ago. I went absolutely mental with clothes buying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Blousie. Aged 12

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)
awwwww
We couldn't afford shoes in the olden days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)
She's starting to get undressed, it's from his child porn stash

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)
alt.nonce.victorian.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I have never been blonde.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I was fatter than that at 12 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Has your dress size been keeping up with your age ?
Cor, you must be enormous.
At what stage will you have to hang up your larping dragonlance?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
totally
I like the symmetry of it. It's why I try to be as wide as I am tall
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
You must get pidgeonholed as a dwarf at larping all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
it's the beard

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
You have to do handstands all the time ??
Still, that arsebeard has finally come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Sometimes Rory....................just sometimes, you are incredibly not funny.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I just don't know where to turn now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Try Jesus. I hear he can be helpful at times like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Oooooooooooooooooooo-Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I spent an hour and half in Marks'n'Sparks just now 'cus I couldn't deside what to have for dinner, lolmentals.
I think I emptied my shopping basket every 20 minutes or soo, before ending up with making myself a pizza using umami paste.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
And the bastard big issue guy was there so I had my headphones on and ignored him.
I feel quite ashamed that I can't get him a sandwich, well, I can, but I can't do it every time I go to shop there. Bastard guilt trips.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I NEARLY BURNT MY SOUP GONZ!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a tragedy
no soup should ever be burned
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
It would have thrown my subsequent meal rota into chaos.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
That would be....tee hee..... wait for it....... not that souper ! (super)
What soup you making BGB?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Covent Garden spicey sweet potato and pumpkin.
With a cheese and onion bread roll.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Oh lovely ! Maybe possibly though, burnt bits would be nice.
Like with hinez tomarto soup, the best bit is the bit that goes up the edge of the bowel in the microwave and the scummy layer on top.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)
My bolognese is still cooking.
It's going to be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
You're stating the obvious again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Mmm, more than likely.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)
That's quite some time it's been going for now.
What are you going to do with it? TGB Makes the best bolognese I've had, she's ace with minced meat, and she manages to do it in a "Ahh, fuck it, it's after work, got to use up what's left, and I want to be eating inside 30 minutes" way, it's not red wine she uses, but the flavour is really... ermm... I can't describe it, but it appeals to me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
It is, but it's been low and slow and I've just been adding red wine to it throughout the day to keep it moist.
Normally I take TGB's approach as well, tbh, although it always tastes better the next day. It should be ready to eat, well, now, I guess. Will probably just do some pasta spirals with it. Or maybe spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Lovely ! Spirals is what I'd go for, they pick up the bits'n'pieces of the bollegnaise better.
Or the best thing if you've got it, I think, are those really big shells.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)
My thoughts exactly.
Sometimes, if I have any, I add a dollop of pesto to the pasta and mix it in. It's lovely. Alas, I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)
you have impaired the integral structure of the molecular compound resulting in flavour loss
(this is a quote from a housemate of mine who wrote it on a white board in the kitchen 17 years ago and I still remember it word for word)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Oh my dayz, umami is ace.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)
yo' mammi is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
She is, you know, gave me a lift into hospital today. Lovely Ma'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I bought a bag of MSG from the ethnic foods store in town.
Fuck, that's amazing stuff. It kind of feels like cheating, but it really does add a hint of OMGNOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Hah, they sale that across the road from me, but I haven't tried.
I reckon the best description of umami paste is the burnt bits at the bottom of a pan of meat, only minus the bitterness.

Also, There is a foody facebook group that myself and a load of b3tans (plus non-b3tans) are on, if anyone wants an invite, let me know your FB name =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I got umami paste but it tastes overwhelmingly of anchovies and that really put me off.
I'm sure I'd like anchovies eventually but I wasn't expecting this paste to be at all fishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Oh, I don't get that at all with this, but I've never had anchovies by themselves before.
I does contain a lot of anchovies though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

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