Apparently this is the most recent newsorthy event around my way:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14860925

All I can say is I've never seen her in the Local Cash Counts mini-market.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is she the "looker"?
Or is it the other one?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

The other one is the looker.
This one is the ginger bug-eyed in-bred.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Hahaha.
Thanks for clearing that up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

What she said^
Not that I've ever seen the other one that I can remember.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

She got a 2:1?
For fucks sake, the stupid bitch wants for nothing and yet can't put enough effort in to get a first. I hope she gets cancer of the face and parents.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Cancer of the face could only lead to an improvement
Every-time I see a picture of her it looks photo-shopped. I reckon she did well to get a 2:1 given how inbred she clearly is. Her sister on the other hand, who I have recently Googled, is doable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I don't know
if they were both just people you knew, you would reckon they were alright looking, it's the fact that they are princesses that you think they should somehow be judged against a tougher scale.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Not really, I care little for royalty per se.
Beatrice is just wrong, maybe not really what you'd call ugly, but here eyes are wrong and she gives me The Fear, at least in pictures. Her sister is quite nice looking though and I would do her, and I have quite high, if some times odd, standards in this regard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Her sister is at uni in Newcastle.
I am yet to see a story about her stumbling out of a bar and flashing her tits in the Bigg Market.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

This isn't a story in Newcastle, that's why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

More's the pity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

No, I mean this happens all the time
i.e. it is not newsworthy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)