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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He can't work out where the needle arm on an iPod is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
His 7 incher won't fit in the card slot

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)
160GB?
But this record's a 45, it'll be much too fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)
the bloke wants a second tattoo
he is thinking of getting a record needle to go down his arm.

what should i say to this?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
"Goodbye, your raging homo"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
It's better than a unicorn spunking on a merman under a rainbow, which was his first choice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)
lovely image
THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
My pleasure
or to stick with the theme he could get a jack tattooed on his cock and you could get an input socket...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Probably NSFW
media.photobucket.com/image/gay+merman+tattoo+/EmmeMacDAWG/gay-mermen-tattoo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)
His body so his decision.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Put the needle on the record
Put the needle on the record
Put the needle on the record
And the drumbeat go like dis

Repeat until he changes his mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Is that revenge for me mentioning on a Ragga Tip the other day?
Cos that fucker has just got firmly lodged in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I love that tune.
better still is Jah Screechie's 'Walk and Skank' from which it is taken. I have the 12" (ladies form a queue)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)
*leaps to the front*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)
it's really thin and brittle though
and it has a hole in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)
It's always about the girth though, ask anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Mmmmm! girth.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Just the needle?
He's getting a line tattooed onto his arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)
That's what I was thinking.
I assume he meant the arm of a record player.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Still sounds shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)
He should get
a jar of Branston and a polecat on his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)
hahaha, in God's name why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Chutney, and a ferret-like animal?


I've no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)
He should get, right, a man, right, with a wheel barrow, right, and a spade
walking up some sort of implied gradient.

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I was thinking a man putting fudge into a box.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)
The Thornton's logo
and 'despatch department' underneath it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)
ooh, I've got one, I've got one...
he should get 'GAY!' in massive letters, cos, you know, he's actually gay! LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)
OH THIS 'FTW'
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)
He should get, right,
a jar of Marmite and a Morris Minor!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Or, right, a road. Like, a dual carriageway, or a motorway, right?
But the road's covered in Hershey's livery.

ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)
He should get two whole cricket teams tattooed and with a representation of him swapping teams so that he can bat for the other side

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)
needles are tiny
does he have really little arms?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Maybe she meant 'dick'

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)
+ weak wrists

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

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