I actually know someone who I reckon Cavy would like
but he lives oop north.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:16, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening Amberl!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Evening Jeff
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I'm a fully up-to-date member of the well hip and cool w******* R*** club.
How did the bouncing and the rowing go today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Didn't do trampolining because it was raining
but did plenty of rowing and situps. Welcome back to the club *returns badge*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

*Nicks a car, becomes a prefect*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

*dies of a heroin overdose in the toilets, gets found by Row-land*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

*drinks ethanol*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

*knocks up Spanish teacher*
*shags Kerry Katona*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

What was he thinking there?
Miss Montoya was well fit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)

She was indeed
*runs away with a teacher*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

haha
You love Bob. You love Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'll have him then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

slut.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Hang on, I made a witty and amusing comment up ^ somewhere and I get shunned.
B3th calls you a slut and you laugh. How does that work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Because b3th is a woman.
Like when one black man calls another black man a nigger.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

racist.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Shut up bitch.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)

fortyshadesofgrey.blogspot.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)

STOP IT

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

lawl

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I thought she were the fat horrible troll tied up to that gyppo gate, but it appears that she's sat on her fat twat claiming benefits in Bristol whilst fighting for the sisterhood

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I was reading about this girl in the papers on the way home from work today, it it might have been on the way too, I can't remember. It was today though.
Anyway, I think her name was Natasha Fox, and she's always going around these protests sticking her big fucking fanny in because she got the horse she really wanted growing up, or something like that.

Anyway, I was on the side of the Dale Farm people until all these fucking activists stuck their awe in, can't fucking stand them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

They were told when they bought the land that they weren't allowed to build permanent homes on it
but they still did it anyway. Then they bitch and whine about being turned out of their homes, as if they're being robbed of their ancient family homesteads.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)

You do know that they have 'houses' back in Ireland.
They quite like the double drop of benefits from both States
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Pikey bastards.
*subscribes to Daily Mail*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Only reason it was revoked was due to greenbelt issues, which I strongly disagree with, within the UK.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

A load of middle class 'warriors of the proletariat' have turned up to defend the gyppos human rights
Not that the knackers had any credibility to begin with. I do hope mummy and daddys house in Buckinghamshire will have their driveway Tarmacadamed by their new found bredren.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Besides, as we all know, the only people who have human rights are burglars and rapists.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

*rustles the daily mail*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

There's a post on that blog about arguments I will never have again.
The authors writes:

"Only 6.5% of reported rapes will result in a conviction of the attacker."

in August 2011.

This oft-quoted 'fact' comes from a misconstured AG's report from 2007-2008 and has actually led to a decrease in the number of rapes reported as people (quite understandably, if the 6.5% figure were correct) didn't think there was any point reporting it.

In actual fact the number of convictions at court is around 60%, which is very close to the average conviction rate, which frankly is quite staggering, given ultimately how hard it is to prove the requisite elements of a rape. By comparison, the lowest rate of conviction in court is (this is from memory now) Threat to kill which is around the 50% mark.

I think if you google it you can probably find the debates in the commons on Hansard where Lady Stern tears a strip off Harman and demands that the 6% figure 'never be used', as it is wrong and misleading.

Wrong and misleading, like that blog post.
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

So am I in trouble or not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

As a general rule, yes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Fair enough.
So what attactions on the pier have you already sampled?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Just the fish and chips so far.
I'm saving the rest for the bash.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Is the view from the big tower thingy quite impressive...
By 'impressive' can you see the sea when the tide is out when you're up the top of it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

You can't see the sea when you're standing in the water.
What with it being hidden under the mud and all taht...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Macclesfield?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)

No Leeds now I think

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

With a lack of solid information, how do you hope to ever find him....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

He's not for me
too old and not my type, but Cavy and I have very different types I seem to remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

So he's old, like me, and lives in West Yorkshire, like me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Is Leeds in Yorkshire?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

*facepalms*
You went to bleeding Oxford.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

These young'uns, eh Blousie?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Even I know that.
and I'm geographically illiterate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Geography has never been my strong point

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

It's a good job you know about Homer and have big bosoms.
Otherwise you'd be laughed off the board.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

But does she know about Higgs?
If she tells this bloke about one of Captains piggies and not the other. Boy. Would THAT be awkward.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Yes, it's the largest city in West Yorkshire.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

What do you think Gvpy?
Shall we brush this under the carpet?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Potter's Bar?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)