Hi honeyz, I'm home
There you go Monty, your day's improving already. However bad your life is, at least you're not me.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:08, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You're welbent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

That was really shit.
Soz. Lol.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

ARGH!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Soz AA.
SOZ.

SOZOZOZOZOZOZ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Hugz 4 U Bbz

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

i'm so glad i have you guys to remind me of that
so that i can keep reminding my friend. no matter how bad it gets, at least there is no more DR HUGZ.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Why are you now 'Big Monty'?
You should be warned that my refusal to give each name more than a cursory glance means I'm going to assume you're Blousie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I've been doing this all week
it gets confusing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

He'll change it back as soon as I accidentally flirt with him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Ha can't, some bounder has nicked his original name.
this is, or course, not at all funny.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I actually feel rather sorry for Monty
I'd be furious if some cunt did that to me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I always feel sorry for Monty, for several reasons
Doesn't stop me laughing at him though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You do have to wonder about the sort of person who steals usernames
They should be shot in the knees
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*keeps very quiet about masquerading as Monty for a while*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It relates to the Leighton Buzzard gyppo slave story that was in the news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I completely missed that
Frankly, I was blissfully unaware of what was going on in the world whilst I was in the capital. I'm starting to understand why you don't like people, Monts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

They are cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

We've missed you Darth, but I'm the only one here who would admit it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

FINE. BE LIKE THAT. MY BREASTS DIDN'T MISS YOU AT ALL, THEN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Morning b3th

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Wrong guess.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I went with Swipey first then she threw a hefty
Who else has breasts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

you "went with" swipey?
hmm, does she know about this?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I was supposed to keep that secret
It's such an exclusive club I'm in now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

it is Swipey you knob, she's just winding you up.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

i suspect he may have guessed
by his subtle reference that i put it about a bit...

... chance'd be a fine thing, stupid bloke getting in the way of my sex life....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Well get another one then.
A less bent one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Or turn over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I've tried telling her this
but for some reason she resists bum love, no idea why.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Swipey is correct, I would never say such a scandalous thing about her except RIGHT TO HER VIRTUAL FACE
Which reminds me. These legndary breasts. POIDH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

If only you'd been here last week....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I smell bullshit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

*shrugs*
Ok then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Aww thank you Blousie
I missed you too. Singular, not plural.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Morning fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Morning mate
How've you been keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Not the best, but ah well!
And as you can probably imagine, that result at the weekend didn't help matters.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

No football was played at the weekend
NONE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Oof, I can see yours was a bit worse.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I don't know what you're talking about
The cricket picked a fine fucking time to stop
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Good to see you back Herr Foxtrot.
I hope you enjoyed London, even if you missed all the good bits.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

London was fantastic thank you
With hindsight, most of the things I enjoyed most - Wicked, Legally Blonde, Kew Gardens, a private dance lesson with KAREN FUCKING HARDY - could easily be classified as "bent"; maybe you lot are on to something with your constant abusive.

Or has the aforementioned abuse turned me bent? Power of suggestion and all that? Discuss.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

My wife used to work at Kew, before she got all pregnant
i used to sneak in through her back door and explore the palm house in depth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

BEST EUPHEMISM EVER!

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I fucking loved it there
How's the family?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Excellent, thank you.
The little one is just too sweet, she is so alert now and loves to smile and giggle which is really rewarding.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Aww that's adorable
Glad to hear you're enjoying it now. Sleeping yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Sleep is overated, tbh i think I'm pretty used to it now
i mean i am tired and sometimes need a nap to catch up, but it's not debilitating.

Glad you enjoyed London, i suspect it is a little more exciting than Norwich!

EDIT: you might like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-f22Bul4c
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Fuck me, that's brilliant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Welcome back trotter
Not much has changed since you were last here: everyone has either changed their username, flounced or is Bert. The rest have been locked in a horsebox by Big Monto.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't know exactly why
but I bloody love this post
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You've been away too long?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Can't rule it out
but I've re-read it and it still makes me giggle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)