Good evening boys and girls
There doesn't appear to be a question in this thread, so I'm going to take that as tacit approval of my boring and pointless mental ramblings.

I discovered the other day that you are not allowed to take photographs inside an Ann Summers shop. That was completely new information to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:47, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

yay! you're back!
technically the shop can decide whether you take photos in there or not. Most shops say no anyway.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

So they can have CCTV but B3th can't snap the dildo display?
Seems a bit unfair to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I mean
why do they have the rabbits out on display for you to play with if they don't want customers to actually use them?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

exactly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

*taps foot*
I'm waiting.....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Maybe it was the fact she snapped so many of the dildos that explained why they got the hump with her taking a photo of them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

It's not my fault if they don't have the strength to keep up with me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I *am* back!
I don't think anybody noticed I was gone, to be honest.

So, how did it go last week? Do tell. I assume you asked?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

yes
and :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

What?????!!!!!!!
How? If not married or gay, I call mentally deficient.

You may have to give it up and go with Gonz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

he wasn't at the thing
but I emailed him and asked him out for a drink, he said he'd have to decline.

surely it's not that desperate yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Oi! Gonz is totally a catch for the right woman.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I think they prefer you to keep your clothes on.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I was told off for taking a photo in a Tesco once.

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Funnily enough so was I
It was a photo for a b3tan as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Yeah, but taking photos under the door of the ladies fitting room is generally frowned upon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

According to Yahoo news
the Olympic stadium, once it's turned over to West Ham, may be named the Anne Summers Stadium as the chairman is David Gold, who's daughter runs the business.

Personally I think this may be bollocks but it would be amusing to have West Ham shirts emblazoned with rampant rabbits as a sponsorship deal.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Its no worse than the 'King Power' Stadium

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

The keeper will be sponsored by Durex.
Until they get back in the Prem, when the whole squad will be sponsored by KJ.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I think West Ham are going to have to get back in the premiership quickly and ensure they stay there.
Otherwise the new stadium may end up being a bit too large for them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

that'll be bad news when he
fails to stop them going in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I was told off for taking a photo of a croissant in a shop in Copenhagen.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

GARY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

GUV

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Got any merchandise?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Razors and sports socks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I was expecting trackie bottoms and comedy false moustaches.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Razors, sports socks, coffee and cheese are BIG money here.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Got any moody 'baccy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I leave that to the hard men and the forrins

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Chocolates?
For the spazzy kids, like?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Chocolate ciggies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

That'll do nicely

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

AND WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Nowhere, honest!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Have you been to Jacques' for the Tuesday special?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Nope. I was good.
I just poached some cod and vegetables.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Christ. What is it with you people.
Can't you just BUY fish like everyone else does?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

ZacDinglelols

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I don't watch Emmerdale.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I don't but it doesn't stop either of us knowing that the Dingles poach

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I didn't know that.
Made any North of the border progress yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I'm torn
I want Roota to be happy, but I don't want her man to move further away from me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)

So find him a good job in London then
He'll be round yours quicker than a rat up a whatsit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

We ain;t even looking thayar any more!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Evening Imbruglia.
Had anymore cheese and mango chutney on toast today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Is that a reference to the state of his arse
after a visit from dj?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

It might be. I don't know.
Although I'm sure I read that DJ likes Erasure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Nope
Far too hideous and Freshers' weekish in work :(
But I've been doing my sums and seeing what I can reasonably afford to drop to, pay-wise. Shit is getting real, I promise.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Well I'm keeping my eyes and ears open, should I hear of owt in Edinburgh, I'll let you know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Thanks dude.
Libraries and universities especially, but any smily admin/reception thing would do.
You're a leg.
End.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I'll ask around.
*Doffs cap*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Anecdote time
I used to drink in the same boozer as the guy who plays Zak Dingle.

He could bang down more pints in an hour than I can do in a night, then walk out and drive home.

Someone once said "You'll get pulled one day."

His response - "Fuck off - I'm Emmerdale and the coppers won't touch me."

He's banned at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Fucker.
You. Not Dingle. Deleting swine!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Sorry guv
Deleted the duplicate post.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I know.
I'd replied to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

If you'd like to try again the chance is yours
But I've rather spoiled the moment haven't I?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

You have, yes.
Never mind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

People who drink and drive are cunts. No buts.
He also played a cunty fella in Brookside once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

He was a cunt generally
Very "Don't you know who I am?"

Conversely, the guy who used to be a gay barman in Emmerdale is a regular in my current local, and an extremely nice - if very camp - geezer.

Shit hot on the quiz too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Darth was in Emmerdale?
You live and learn don't ya!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Most of the cast were in Darth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You sure about that?

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

God's honest truth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I believe you. Thousands wouldn't.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)