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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Films: James Bond.
Music: Judge Dread.
Food: Frozen croquet potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Bond films are an excellent guilty pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I think that was a typo.
You onviously meant to say 'are shit'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)
I onviously did, yes
EDIT:

Bond films remind me of my grandad - this is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)
What's eating you today b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I'm old and arthritic. What's your excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I'm old
and my ankles are goosed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)
For some reason, this weekend
my arthritis has been particularly bad in my elbows and my back. This is making me cross and grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)
OK
*plumps pillow for b3th to rest against*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)
What's wrong with a Bond film?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)
The fact they never show the good ones any more.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
ITV had all the old ones on a while ago

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)
that'll be when I didn't have a telly then.
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)
You obviously mean the Dalton ones, here.
I fully support your statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Lazenby FTW

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Lazenby should have had the chance to do more.
His main problem was having the misfortune to be the first Bond swapsie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)
And being a bit shit, don't forget that.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)
He wasn't all that bad
He was certainly better than Roger Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
*Raises an eyebrow in such a way as to imply "you are wrong, but I am far to suave to say so"*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Connery and Craig have been best.
I liked Lazenby and it was a shame he only did one film.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I'm not signed up for anything after Roger Moore
TBH. All the modern ones have been a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Bob Holness was the best
Probably
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
None of the Roger Moore films feel any good.
Small budgets (for what was required) and shit plots. I think the new ones have been OK/good.

Next you'll be saying you don't like the new Nick Tilsley in Coronation Street.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Who? In what?
Sorry you've come over all northern an I don't understand you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Repeatedly telling him their diabolical plan to take over the world, instead of just shooting him in the head, wot like happens in the real world.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I couldn't believe how badly Goldeneye had aged the other day.
Edit - I meant when I saw it the other day, it didn't just suddenly age badly the other day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I read that as baldy Goldeneye and wondered who you were on about

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)
It was appalling.
Like that horrible little Scottish fag that's in it.

Was that PB's first one?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Yes it was
at the time I thought it was brilliant, one of the best ones ever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
It still has moments.
I liked Borris and you can't go far wrong with a tank chase, but you're right it has aged badly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Boris/Alan Cumming
Is the worst bit!! Nice computer graphics!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)
That whole sending computer spike business
makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Its the IT cringe part of these films
Just like any medical professionals cringe at ER, Casualty, etc. Teachers at Waterloo Road.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)
It's not even close to being the most unreasonable thing Hollywood
has depicted computers doing. Not by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Ever seen 'The Net', with Sandy Bollocks?
That is horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
I saw "The Proposal" she is naked in it, though you can't see anything rude.
She's still pretty tidy for an older bird.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
She has cracking pins.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I'd do 2 years for that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Hackers is the worst.
Hacking GUI depicting a computerised cityscape through which he navigates due to typing really, really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Aren't there breasts in that film though?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I have but cannot remember anything about it!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
There's one part where the antagonist is on his laptop, sat in his car, looking at her police record
And clicks on a nicely placed 'EDIT' button, before making her a wanted criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Die Hard 4 is pretty poor on the hacking front, too.
In that film you can control an entire city, it's gas supply and the nation's media through typing really, really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Does this work?
fdjgndjngdngjsjfngjdkgnds djngjdf gjds ngj gmakebankspaymemoneydnfjdsnfjnfd
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Hmm, the building across the road from me just blew up.
Ahh, you missed a decimal point.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Hahaha
I like this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Oh man, there isn't an edit button next to your post
or i'd totally do the same for Lolz
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I don't think you need to be a teacher to cringe at Waterloo Road
cringe at fling faeces at the TV because of
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
trufax

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Is there really a button that comes up saying "Send Spike"?
I know vjay-jay about computers but suspect not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I'm suspecting not either
Quoting Jurassic Park "I know this, it's Unix"

*CRINGE*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I don't get it.
Why would they know Unix?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)
All 7 year old kids learn the variant of Unix
where the screen flies along as though it were an aircraft flight simulator, didn't you know this?

It differs from all other Unix systems who are command line based via telnet style windows only
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I recognise some of the words in your post.
That's as far as it goes.

I can't even attach a link in here.

And do you know what, I'm fucking glad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Allow me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Nicely done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)
There's no specific button
you just have to type really, really fast and the hacking more or less takes care of itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Additionally, your monitor brightness needs to be so high
you can read all the commands you are typing in the reflected glow on your face
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
But, but he was INWINCIBLE!
It was fantactic
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Me too.
Especially the tank chase.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Still, Xenia.
Lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

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