I'll be spending "christmas" eating gefilte fish and playing with my dreidel

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:10, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And wishing your sister didn't have a restraining order?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

dreidel?
Your sister has a weird name.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA
HA
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I take it you've heard that one before
It is a weird name though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I'm going to flounce now, you lot are too funny for me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

If you flounce on account of something I've said
you won't last long around here. I'm the nice one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

you're all still a blur of blue names to me
there are only 1 or 2 people who stand out
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Me right?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Occasionally

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

actually, yes
one of the few people here who has actually engaged in conversation
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That is because he believes you are a girl
Whereas everyone else thinks you are Bert
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)

It's actually that she tries to be funny rather than moan about her shit life all day.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

And because it might be a girl

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

coming on a bit strong there, shirley

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm going to get the same tattoo as you.
Then we'll be friend right?!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I've talked to you bert.
But you never acknowledge me.

I used to get upset about it, but I feel berter now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

You were more fun when you were a drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Sadly this is almost certainly true.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Allow me to provide you with a breakdown by meme
Me = gay (not actually)
Chompy = rapist (thus far unproven, investigation is ongoing)
Al = morbidly obese (not quite), cunt (depends who you ask)
Rory = troll
TBG = gigantic vagina
Monty = Nazi
Vipros = smug as fuck
AA = tranny

I've missed loads but this is strictly top of my head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

What was my meme again?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Virgin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I didn't want to reinforce this
as it doesn't have legs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

legs it's penis in a vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

This foundless baiting is very nostalgic Al

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)

it's not foundless
The Luggage has confirmed their virginal status and now ignores me whenever I mention it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It was funnier when he got angry about it
But isn't the whole point of memes to keep banging on about them?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Thought so
You fat, bald, nasty cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I think the point of memes is to bang on about them because they're funny
All the puns made about my alleged gayness are generally quite amusing. Something which only you and Rory find funny is probably not funny. Even if it is true.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Fucking hell, not you as well.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

This is as close as an oversensitive twat like me gets to confronting someone on another's behalf
You are the another
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

But let's be clear
You do think he is a virgin?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It's of no interest to me whether he is or not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That's a "yes" then.
/did you threaten to overrule him?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous answer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

That's a Weird Al / Blink 182 parody waiting to happen right there

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Hovis = forgettable

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Agreed, Warburtons is superior anyway.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I suppose I could have gone
for a different user name.

Maybe Richard WarBurton.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Hi Burt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

hahahaha.
Fuck.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I remember when I used to be the nice one.
Then I got all corrupted and bitter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

He is, too.
By the way Darth, not sure if you got the memo or not. Monty thinks this bloke is Bert.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

That reminds me, I forgot to say hello to him.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I've gradually gathered this
I disagree, Bert isn't as together and with-it as TF.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I agree
Bert would have had a bert-down long before now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

We'll see...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Shag her
Go on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

No thanks.
For all I know, TF is one of your sockpuppets.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

All the more reason to try
I'm gorgeous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Like Babybird?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

God no
Fuck off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Hah!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Finally a nice jewish girl for gonz to marry.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Hello
Bert Trautman.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Sticking your neck out there, aren't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Nicely done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

yay!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Hello there
Engelbert Hump-your-sis.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Still, at least he's humped someone, eh!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I'm reading this as you advocating fucking your own sister here Al

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's the Geordie way.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Is that like The Pennine Way
but with uglier scenery?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Less clothing during winter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

More sudden outbursts of unprovoked violence.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

WHAT DID YOU SAY?
FUCKING CUNT, AL 'AV YE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Oh, I just remembered.
I'm going to be in town on Friday as I'm dropping the missus at the station, if you fancied a quick after work pint?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

What time?
Mrs Cow is rather inconveniently going out that night so I'm on babysitting duties. This also prevents me from going out for a work do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Well, I'm dropping her off to catch the 2.25pm train.
So I can fit around you depending what time you finish.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'll take a very late lunch and meet you in the Centurion if you want?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Could do, yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

*Decks Hovis*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

With boughs of holly?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Like Klingons without the table manners

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Or really, really shitty TV.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

AA?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)