I relax by visiting DG and tourettes.
It's like a shot of novacaine straight into a majory artery.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm totally changing my board sig now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Ha!
May not work for everyone though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I second the fact that DG is cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Have you met ?

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Yes we did
We had a couple of pints on Friday afternoon at the Centurion pub next to the station in Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Good lad.
Now you have to try and get over for a proper knees up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

^ This.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Knees legs
up apart
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

This sounds like a better option!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sure DG would be happy to oblige.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

BRACE YOURSELF, I'M GOING IN DRY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*Bites pillow*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I might have to invite myself over
Do you know if they like babies?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Not really but I think Mildew does.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

The missus does.
I couldn't eat a whole one, myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Mildew?
If they don't like babies then there's no point. I was going to ask them to babysit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Mildew is the dog.
I would totally babysit if you lived nearer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I see, the dog
Thank you! It's good to know, if a bit impractical.

The midwife recommended us to have a second person in the hospital during the delivery. We thought of you but, again, impossible. I wish they'd invented teletransport already.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Aw : )
I would have loved that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It would have been great to have you here
but then you'd need to be on call for the next 9 weeks, and be able to get to Worthing on a couple of hours. Impossible.

Then we thought of asking chickenlady, as she's a woman with experience, but she's got enough in her life as it is, poor thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Like 6-packs and MASSIVE COCKS *falls over, giggling*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It's hard work
to keep a man like that happy, don't you realise?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

PJM is a simple soul with simple tastes
all he needs is a mountain bike, somewhere to ride it, a cat that says "ALAN!" and a beautiful lady.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Are you calling Chickenlady a mountain bike?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

She has excellent suspension
if you know what I mean
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

And the wink, wink?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah, she does that too
normally when she's sitting down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

babysit take on a whole rugby team on a pool table

you they

lived nearer offered
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh al : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That's what you shout when they all start coming.
I'm never going to get bored of doing this sort of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

If it makes you happy, you carry on.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You say that to all the boys.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

And then when they try and say things like "errrm, well actually I was just going to go home and have a toasted sandwich"
You grab them and tie them to a chair and force feed them viagra and the then milk their balls dry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

"Blousie's dairy farm"
Company slogan: Don't eat the cheese.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Like so
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'll be honest
I didn't try that hard to escape.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

You have no idea how true this is.
I really must stop being so nice.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Don't ever change BeeGeeBee, please don't ever change.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)