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As I mentioned, I found a shop selling Root Beer, Goldfish Crackers and various American Chocolate bars. Apart from Orbital Comics, I think it's my new favourite...shit...this is leading to 'What is your favourite shop?'...but that's shit. Um...I'll try to make up for it with an Alt.


Alt: Next year I'm going to New York and The Edinburgh Festival, all being equal. Any holiday plans?

That's shit too. um...AltAlt: I saw Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Didn't understand a fucking minute of it. What films that everyone else gets confuse you?

That's it, I'm done.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:03, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

abandon this
and come and make babies in my thread below
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Now there's an offer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

you make it sound like asda!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

*Pats bottom*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

i'm glad you missed the asterisks first time round
rather than an apostrophe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah, it didn't read right

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Big and cold and always people going in and out?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

speak for your own arse-da!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm going to Malaysia for 15 days
I don't know if I can be bothered to do it all myself or get a package, it's £200 more, but if any individual part fucks up then I'm covered
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

TK Maxx, I quite enjoy the work it takes to find something decent in there
Alt: Not yet, but I am going to go on holiday next year, and I don't mean just a long weekend.

Alt Alt: I don't understand why everyone worships Titanic, I think it's shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I want a sandwich
No holiday plans. Tron confused me. How did Quorra get into real space?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

power of the user innit
and she was magic
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Proper magic
how are you TGB?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

meh fine I guess
I hate my job lots so I'm mainly just wandering around today *wanders out for a smoke*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Shop, Waterstones, I can check before I buy on Amazon.
Also The Real Camera Company, local place that sells old photo gear. can spend hours playing and chatting.
Holiday, Morocco, beginning of next year methinks - any tips, if you've been?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I was going to Sri Lanka next year but I've put that off for the future and instead fancy Norway.
Anyone want to go to Norway with me?
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

No way!
hahahahhahahahaha
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Jamaca? Alaska !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Why have you sacked off Sri Lanka?
Shame.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I want a long holiday if I go to Sri Lanka which will eat into my holiday allowance.
I'd rather leave it till I'm not working and can take six months off.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Let me know when you go.
My friend Racist Jo is moving there to run a hotel. I might pop out there to see both of you.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Sri Lankha or Norway?

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Sri Lanka
Norway has been top of my list for years and years, but I might wait a bit longer - house buying and Japan trip next year.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

CQ and I watched the Troll hunter film and was blown away by the scenery.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Love the name Racist Jo
Seems the ideal person to emigrate and run a hotel. Will there be some kind of "No Blacks or Irish" sign on the door, do you think?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I would not be surprised at all to see such a sign.
She is married to a brown person and his family don't like the fact she's white. Sadly, she thinks this is hilarious.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

What on earth are Goldfish crackers?
Also, American chocolate bars taste of sick with a slight aftertaste of overbearing religious fervour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Shop?
Well Waterstone's has been mentioned, so I'll plum for UniQlo.

I'm off to St. Petersburg in a couple of weeks, not sure beyond that.

I fell asleep during 'Tinker, Tailor...' and I was confused by Cloverfield; not the film itself but the fact that everyone seems to think it's great, when actually it's shit.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

was it
That shop that sells sweets that are hard to get hold of, Cyber Candy? Used to love that shop, I used to get those giant milky sweet in a cone, looked like a giant cornetto. Afternoon sugar and chemical rush!

I'm going to lovely Copenhagen this week. Really a bit excited.

Not into films much, stopped watching them a few years back when I lost interest because about 80% of what I saw I thought was rubbish, and spending time watching the 80% so that I might stumble on the 20% that was worth waching didn't feel like good odds.

Alt: fuck that shit, I may have done something a bit less than clever.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)