hello!
what are your names? tell me something about yourselfs and we can all get to know one another in this nice, friendly thread

NO BULLYING!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:26, 76 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucked if I'm telling you my real name Bert/Baldmonkey.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

i wans't asking your real name
my name is harry and I liked ducks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Liked?
Has a duck pissed you off in some way, resulting in a misplaced generic hatred of fowlkind?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Because if it is, it's tantamount to racism.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

avianism?

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Worst of all the isms.
I mean, Mr Patel once short changed me but I don'y go around inciting hatred against shopkeepers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Don't tell him, Jim!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Charlie Dimmock

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

hi, my name is Sue.
I once violently attacked ny father for his taste in nomenclature, before we had a relationship epiphany and I thanked him for indirectly teaching me to stand my ground and fight.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

my name is bert.
I'm a bit of a weirdo and I sleep with family members. Every now and again i pop up under a different name and act like freak before my cover is blown and I slink off to self harm in my bedroom for a few months.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I am Quixote
I build Bicycles.

Hullo Bert.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Hello you.
I saw the Q in bert's name, and I thought it was you. Sorry. So how are you today, old chap?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Still fucked, still deaf
Doc says the deafness could last another couple of weeks. aside from this, fine, lying around watching more films than Cavy owns. how's you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Headache, tired, sick of whiny men (no offence like)
And the big shiny spot on my nose is sore :-(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)

None taken, you asked.
*internet hugz*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I didn't mean you, anyway.
If I'd wanted to be somebody's mother, I'd have had kids.

/rant
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Well, that's one bullet dodged, anyways.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

oh, i forgot, it's 13
I have Donny Darko somewhere, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)

This is a distinct improvement
especially if you've actually watched it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)

i have seen it twice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I have never seen it.
Therefore, you must be cooler than me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

YES! victory!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I wouldn't get too excited.
Most people are cooler than me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I'm climbing to the top of cool
one person at a time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Slim Shady

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I knew I recognised you from somewhere

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

i am the real one, mind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Oh, that's cool.
I'm spartacus, myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I'm Keyser Söze

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I'm the Urban Spaceman.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I'm looking over a four leafed clover

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)

I'm in the mood for dancing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I'm wishing
I'm wishing for the one I love...to find me to find me today today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'm coming out


Evening Grand'da
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Evening.
I have spent the my mostly trawling job websites. Christ it's grim. Whatcha been up to, b3th?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Would you believe.... job hunting?
My CV is reducing me to tears, and I'm fed up with the whole sorry affair.

Why can't people just give us money for being internet smartarses?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I need to get a CV knocked up and start posting onto agency websites, I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Jeff is helping me with mine.
He's actually making me sound rather employable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

You can have my job if you like
I am finding being out of the house for 12 hours a day intensely wearying, for some reason.

Or it may just be the tremendously shit night's sleep I had. Probably both.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I'm not sure your employers would like me doing your job.
I might be slightly science-spazzy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)

It's a myth that science is hard
the actual manual work that I do isn't very difficult at all, just requires concentration. It's the understanding what you're doing and why that goes behind it that's hard, but you don't necessarily need to know that to be able to do the job.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Yeah, concentration is another problem I have
along with not being as cool as Cavy, or as physically perfect as Kroney.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

lol they do, it's called incapacity benefit
smart
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

^ Dis is wot mi 1st eva stikthru

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)

alright Rory bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Alrite PD, up to my ears at the moment and sinking fast
Still another couple of hours and should rinse things out for the day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)

blimey.
Internet trolling is tough work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I just amused most of the M25 by singing very loudly and obviously
A van full of schoolkids laughed at me.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)

You don't win the internet
until you've gotten the people in the next car to sing along with you. I have.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I saw a female delivery driver
dancing along to the music in her car, she spotted me glancing over and gave our car a huge grin and a wave. It was pretty funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I do this too
you only get a miserable cunt give you a funny look about one time in every five or six.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Fuck off Bert you sister shagging cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I'm the unknown stuntman
Who made Redford such a star.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm an old woman.
I fell over today. I haz a booboo.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Don't they normally come in pairs?

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Booboos?
I have the Jamaican chicken recipe. I'll scan and email it to you instead of typing it all out. Gaz email address pleeze.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Oooh, bonanza!
have done.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Will do first thing when I get to work tomorrow.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)

If my name was Brian Wankum, I think I'd probably get it changed.
Just a little insight into my evening, there.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I'm sure he was in the credits of Buffy and/or Firefly
there was an article on the bbc today that mentioned somebody called Nini Hardon, which I could not surpress a hearty officelol about.

It's not good to laugh about that kind of thing in an office full of people you barely know.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I have been watching Firefly, you get a gold star.
Brian Wankum worked on that with a bloke called Cockrum.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

yay!
another LOLhilarious sockpuppet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Whoever it is seems to have fucked off now though
something to do with net access hours in the noncery, perhaps.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

HA!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Nonceries? Are these like nurseries, but worse?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I just text a girl a picture of my arse.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Barry, you are a very special boy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

It was done for a laugh.
She gave me her number out of the blue and I told her "you do realise I'm just going to send you pictures of my bum all day".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Thank you for informing the internet.
Are you certain that this one isn't going to start putting your pets in boiling water?
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

a guy texted me a pic of his arse once

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

i am not in the least bit surprised

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

well, no.
it was YOU. don't deny it. everyone here knows it was you....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

don't feel special, i text my arse to everyone

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

goddammit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

And me
last month in fact. He does have a really nice arse but it wasn't a turn on in the slightest, I just laughed like a moron for a couple of minutes and then asked him what the hell he was doing.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

This is the reply I am hoping for.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)