Well it does actually
which is why I'm not going within a hundred miles of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you could always spend your time scamming money out of your local council instead
and then a few years later wonder why your shitty little brat didn't have any decent teachers or equipment at his school because they've run out of money after spunking it on benefit cheats. or even more likely, not give a flying fuck, because your own house has such BRILLIANT TECHNOLOGY and a REAL MAN'S DEN in the garden.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm sensing some unresolved anger issues here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

ha, not from me, just words innit
but it might liven up an afternoon of tedious drafting if he sticks around to come out with some more delicious pearls of cuntdom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I don't even have a child

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

what, you didn't get knocked up at university
and drag your child around to scam extra benefits?

god you stupid fool. you're wasting your life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Maybe having a baby of your own, with someone who loved you would make you a happier person.
Then again, your fanny is probably broke and you prefer it up the shithole anyhow.

Good luck with the rest of your tedious life.

CIAO
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

oh don't go yet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

No this is incorrect.
She doesn't prefer it up the shitpipe. Her BF would dearly love to take her up the OXO Tower - as he's a collossal shirtlifter in denial - but she has resisted so far.

Do try to keep up old boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

i think he's gone
it's a shame, i've never come across such a bile-filled individual before. he's what al can only aspire to be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

So was I right?
Is he still your BF? Is he still remaining firmly wedged in the closet?

Have you considered a honey trap to test him? Darth might do the honours.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

the closet thing is so deeply unfair...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah, he came out of that to everyone ages ago
just not to swipe

*cough* *beard*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Can anyone smell lavender?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

And I thought OT was full of ex mumsnet
This is better than the /talk /Qotw fracas.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Awwwwww
Does the wee diddums have something missing in her life?

More issues than the NME?

A gaping hole where happiness should be, that you fill with consumerism and pretend relationships?

Its gonna be Christmas soon, any plans?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, you're a massive bellend.
But I love how you're the person Swipe has chosen to get all sanctimonious about.

Please keep up what you're doing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I think you're confusing Swipe with me.
Lol
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

me +anyone on b3ta
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

how kind of you to take an interest
well, for the first part of the month i'm working in my swanky job that doesn't need a single handout from the taxpayer. and living in my city pad that was NEVER a council house. about the middle of the month, i am going to barbados with my family for 2 weeks. when i get back i have a few days up in cheshire with friends and wider family, before returning to london to see the boy and celebrate new year with more friends.

i would ask about your plans, but i couldn't give a fuck what thieving dullards who are too thick to use a condom get up to, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Your city pad that was bought for you entirely by your father?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

And did your dad pay for this holiday too?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

haha sorry al
this twat is so much more entertaining than you, you'll never get a rise out of me whilst he's around!

sadly part of me thinks he has to be a troll, because nobody could be THAT much of a cheesy bellsniffer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)