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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuckin ell BBC News, corpse the fuck off!
I see enough corpses, what with being culturally Catholic.
How come it was ghoulish and bad to watch Saddam Hussein's hanging but Muammar's bloodied corpse is the first thing I see on BBC News website? Fuck off! There's kids trying to sleep here!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:22, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Would you feel the same way if the corpse belonged to a certain Mr R Blackwood?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Hell no.
I'd be firing my rifle into the air and that.
I might hit his statue with a flip-flop as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I carry a flip flop with me at all times in case the joyful news comes through.
Not that I would imagine there are too many Blackwood statues about.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
What football team does he support?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Colonics United

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Right
Well I bet they have a statue like Fulham have MJ.
Up the Colonics!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Will you please stop making me agree with you?
I'm starting to feel all scouse and I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Sorry like...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
It's bad enough I'm technically geordy today....
*gives up and dons shellsuit*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Calm down!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Agreed.
Will no one think of the children, etc? !! ! !!!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I'm sure Morgan Freeman already is.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I've been visiting corpses since I was about 7,
but they're nice corpses in their nighties. This one looks a bit like a lamb chop.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Exactly.
I've been to my share of wakes but whoever lays out the body usually manages to clean 'em up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I've been offered a couple of chances to view
but have passed up on the offer both times. I'm obviously a bit squeamish on taht front.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
We've obviously matured quite a bit in the last few years.
They kept saying 'these pictures are distressing' but then showed them anyway.

Either that, or it's less ghoulish to watch a bloodied corpse be flung about and kicked to shit than it is to watch the actual process of a human being becoming a corpse.

Ah well, what you gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Urgh I've seen no video, just that one shot on the front page.
What the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
It was all mobile phone footage too
so tehre was a sort of sickening blurriness and jerkiness, coupled with lots of loud noise in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Thank you, Commentary for the Partially Sighted!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)
so, like, extream happy slapping, like.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
More like happy corpse flinging.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)
you're not really selling this, like

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, he was a bad 'un
but he deserved to face justice properly. That's the problem with letting his own enemies do the policing. There was never any way he was getting brought in alive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
According to the current interim regieme, that IS justice.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
Fully agree.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
*limp wristed lefty high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I wasn't really expecting the opening shot of Lawrence of Arabia

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
One photographer
(can't remember his name - did a particularly horrific image of a burned corpse in a car) said something along the lines of 'if we as a society are prepared to go to war we should be prepared to see the consequences'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I'm not prepared to go to war
and I don't want to see someone corpsed up to death!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
I'd actually argue that in this case it's more
a bit sensationalism, since it;s all about who it is, but I think the point is valid in that war photography in general shouldn't self-censor and those who vote for/support/make decisions that lead to war shouldn't shirk from the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
I didn't start, vote for, or participate in this war.
ANor would I.

/pacifist, like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
did you try and stop it
it is in your name, you know. That's the problem with belonging to a country - you get the perks (NHS and stuff) but you're also part of a big machine that kills other people

(I actually know next to nothing about this old business, I've barely seen the news, I have no idea where I stand, I'm mostly being argumentative)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Not to worry, most posters type any old shite having next to no understanding of the topic at hand

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
i feel I should admit to it sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
This admission would help the poster below
he's now entering the angry stage of his ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
I excersize my democratic rights to vote for any party that is against any geven war.
When there is such an option, which is rare. What would you have me do? I'm not changing countries every other year, to find one thats not involved in some unjustifiable war or other, even if that were possible.

Alteratively fuck right off. By that logic, you and I and everyone on this sight is responsible for deaths we don't spens all our time and money saving.

Like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
The Iraq war just a just and righteous cause, they needed us
would you have left the people of Iraq in the hands of an insane dictator?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Yes, I would.
Like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
YOU BASTARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
We've left quite a few African countries in the hands of insane dictators
But those ones weren't important to teh Americans, so that's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Needs moar oil and political significance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I'm not sure this is quite the same, though.
This is more proof by display, and it's a fairly fucked-up consequence of the "instant-information-world-under-a-microscope" we seem to live in now. Gaddafi isn't dead unless we see his bloody body. As if the world in general knows him well enough to identify him over another dead guy who looks a bit similar whilst watching grainy mobile footage.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
oh shit!
My facebook tells me that tomorrow is the end of the world, again. and I had so much shit to get done
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I've signed up.
Now, what shall I wear....?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Ha ha.
I'd forgotten about that until I was reminded this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
But it's your event!
I was expecting you to do the catering.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I'm getting on a bit, I forget things.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
I'm not attending and , as such, will be fine, like.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
What's everyone got their knickers in a twist over now?
I haz beer.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I haz drunk beer, now I must find foodz and MOAR beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
dead Libyan chap, innit?
apparently he had a golden gun. This is much more news, and much more proper dictator behaviour. If he didn't have a trapdoor over a shark tank then I want my money back.

can I haz beer?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
He was found in a sewer, disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
If he doesn't have three nipples then I shan't be impressed atall.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
he needs a shortarse sidekick with a fondness for lethal millenry, too.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Are you thinking Oddjob or Tattoo, here?
I for one would prefer the shortarse sidekick's fate to be ignominiously stuffed inside a suitcase and then chucked over the side of a boat than electrocuted, purely for the lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Evening quenders...
I would have liked to have seen Osama's corpse if I'm honest
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
Messy head shots are cool, you don't want to look at the gore, and then you do out of curiousity, and then it's like D:

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
We need to believe for ourselves
that's why everyone jumped on that fake picture of Osama...I bet there is a real one somewhere, to the wikileaks-copter!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Don't forget to pick up 'the Goat' on the way

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
OK fine it's sick fascination, HAPPY NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Oh, that's fine. Nothing wrong with that, human nature innit?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
That's what the guy caught fucking a goat said

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
as I said down there
why? what on earth would a photo of a dead bearded Saudi prove? you've not the faintest idea whether it's really him or not, and the "need to believe" is excatly why every news station in the world is parading footage of a bloody Libyan's corpse. And frankly, that's a tiny bit fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Burial of him at sea was the only decent, sensible thing the US have done in years.
tomb = martyr.

The bloke is patently dead. We don't need to see his body to know that, and if you did, how would you know? been round to his place often enough to recognise him over another bearded Saudi chap?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Mum siad I couldn't play at his anymore after he blew up the cat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
haha. Suicide kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
: (((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
The same could be said of Gaddafi
All the journalists were going 'Yeah, it looks like him. It could be him. Let's just say it's him.'

From what they showed, yes it did look like him, but it could just as easily have been that American woman who's had all that weird plastic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
she might just possibly deserve to die as much, too.
(as in, not really at all)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Doesn't matter who he is or what he's done
it doesn't do a lot for anyone's public image to be seen kicking a corpse up and down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
In the old days, corpses were all over the papers
maybe we've just got soft?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
I just think it's events like this
that highlight just how thin a line there is between civilisation and animal behaviour. It's quite frightening really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
maybe, or maybe we are all a bit distanced from real life these days
Out of sight, out of mind
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
victorians used to have family photos
around an open coffin, they loved that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Sainsburys local is my oyster
what shall I eat for supper? Something quick and easy. I'm thinking steak or pizza...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I have a pizza which should be cooked
just about now...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Curses.
Now I want pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
DAMN YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
mmm pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
I prefer pepperoni pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
so...grown ups
I just looked at a house which is in a nice place and big for the money. Doesn't seem to have any problems, but would require some redecorating, including putting in a bath. How hard is that shit, how much will it cost me in money and in bits of my soul?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Putting in a bath is not that hard at all assuming the plumbing is sound
so I would guess it would cost twelvety groats
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)
twelvty! my god!
currently there is a big shower. I don't like showers as much as baths, so I'd be swapping one for another
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
You can get these baths now
with a bulge up one end, so they're shaped like a 'P'. They don't take up much more space than an ordinary bath, but you get teh added option of the shower at one end too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
this is a whole new world

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Pocahontas lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
that's aladin!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Is it?
I stopped watching after lady and teh tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
aladdin is great, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)
haha!
Some of these new Disney animations are great.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
you can get a basic entry level Homebase bathroom suite
for about £200. Installing might be a bit trickier. You could find easy to follow tutorials on youtube, or you could have a nice word with the relevant lecturer at work, and offer to swap your talents for his/hers. Say installing a bathroom suite for 10 x 15 portraits of his/her kids?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
this is an interesting idea
skill bartering
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Maybe you could take pictures of dead dictators for him?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
that is very much my style

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
It's what we'll be reduced to after society crumbles.
"Come the revolution" as they say...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Yeah right, cut to the chase, how many times will you gobble off the pub drunk who says he's a DIY 'expert' to fit a bathroom in a half arsed and dangereous way?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
i'm no good at blow jobs
so it'd have to be quite a few
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
He'll be drunk so don't worry, get the dog to finish him off

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)
My old next door neighbour did that when she bought the place and renovated it.
Different tradesman every week. Sometimes district nurses who moonlight as folk musicians really surprise you.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Saw dead Gadaffi.
Meh! I've seen a lot worse.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
in your sex dungeon?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Yup! up close and all personnal like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
ahem it's the 'Dungeon of Desperation' (TM pending)

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Forever alone Rory : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Aint you bein fingerbanged no more?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
It's all about sex with you isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)
+ 're right hand

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)
not to be mixed up with the
Dungeons and Dragons of desperation
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Nah, that shit be cool

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
By Grabthars hammer etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
I has meaty, spicy pizza and Fursty Ferrets
plus I found £30 in the pub earlier, good times!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
You lucky bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Hey I paid for that pizza...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
and channel 4 appears to be showing 'new' simpsons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I had a Fursty Ferret at lunchtime with some lasagne.
Fucking lovely it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
lazy housewifes, spending my money on ale and eating Italian foodstuffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
My sister was in town for a hospital appointment.
So we took her for lunch beforehand. I am about to head off to the inlaws for dinner. I bet they've made lasagne...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
I'm not keen on dark ales so I have Peroni.
It's my new beer de jour.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
A girl of expensive tastes ; )
It's £4.20 in my local
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
When I was poor my beer de jour was Red Stripe : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I like a red stripe
You can put one between bread for a beer-can sandwich*

*say it in a jamaican accept
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
this is because you is a gurl, like
Peroni is good though for a limp-wristed lager, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Wanna arm wrestle?
We'll see who is limp wristed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Sure, any time in the next 9 days.
like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
What do I get if I win?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Decent beer.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Pfft! I could get that myself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
you could, but so rarely do.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I still have that beer left from your last visit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Excellent.
This is one advantage of your avoiding the good stuff, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I would have bought you more anyway.
I'm nice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)
You are, indeed, nice like that, like.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
i decided in the shop
that I didn't want beer. Now I want beer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
egg/pizza on your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
however egg on pizza is great
tip for life: always but beer you can always leave it in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
It's one of thos staples, like rice or beans.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
but then
I drink it and then I have none
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
MOAR BEER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Always good.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Like.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Driank!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Arse!
like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Glad you got it, I'm not good at typing accents, mint man pet man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Gurls!
like.

quite a lot actually
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Feckin' roight!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
You're very playful today.
You must be on the mend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Don't get his hopes up bum-AIDS is incurable!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
If I go down, I'm taking Monty and Darth with me.
like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Well he didn't get it from me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Ahem, like
well, there was that one time, like...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Oh yeah! sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I'm still sore, like.
And finding the odd splinter, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I'll dig my tweezers out for next weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Physically, not so much
but, as I said earlier, like, in a good mood for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
You know what shower gel adverts need?
MOAR breasts and maybe willies for the girls

MANY EDITS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
This does not make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
CQ got it!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Yeah well! he's a bit strange.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
trufax

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Excuse me !?!?!
Am I offered "a lot strange", like, and an apology, like?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Lol : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
This is true, like.
There should be a watershed for adverts, like, or we could just move to france where they do things properly, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
And here's me with cans of the stuff and not in the mood to drink it.
like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Are you stuck on the scouse accent now?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Well, like, apparently I'm Sportscow today, like, but I'm also finding my self agreeing with Roota, like
Which is making me feel all scouse, like, and the one thing scouse and geordie have in common, like, is over use of the word "like", like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)
I like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Alright lovelies
I'm off to Norway tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)
WHAT!!!!!!!
I want to go to Norway. Who are you going with and why?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Crow, as he's not had a holiday yet
We're going to Oslo for a city break.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
You totally need to get out into the wilderness out there.
It's stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Only there for 3 days (fly out tomorrow morning, come back Sunday evening)
we're staying very central though, right next to a graveyard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Please, please, please
put lots of piccies up on facebook, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
He's taking his nice camera.
My friend has told us to make a wanky couple's video of us prancing around while some dreadful lovesong plays in the background...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I've lost my Lumix : (((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Oh just install windows,like, you geek.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Not interested in pictures of you and crow, like, no offence, like
But would love to see some nice pictures of lovely Norway, like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)
IT WILL JUST BE PICTURES OF ME AND CROW NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Just for that I'm going to stop with this "like" shit.
this has nothing at all to do with it starting to annoy the shit out of me, while simultaneously becoming quite addictive, like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
norway?
no way!

(why's that then?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
I'm well jellus.
Norway is beautiful, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I'm well excited.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I don't blame you, like.
My sole knowledge of Norway comes from watching, Troll Hunter, like, and already it's near the top of my Countries to Visit List, like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)

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