100% agreement.
At least next month is Mowvember, so it's easy to spot the cunts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

See, this annoys me, I'm currently sporting a handlebar moustace, just for the sake of it, and because it annoys the wife


But I don't want to get lumped in with people growing "comedy" facial hair for charity.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

barryheadwound of /board managed to grow a rather impressive moustache last year
And I wouldn't dare insult him, even if it was shite, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

*puckers up*

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Your'e soo heavy metal that even your facial hair looks like a handle of a sword.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I tend to shave once a week, and sometimes let it go longer
but last November I ended up shaving daily just to get people to stop asking me about Mowvember.

I wanted to say 'mistaking me for a cunt' but I think I meant 'mistaking the reasons why I'm a cunt'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

don't worry, no-one will mistake that for a comedy moustache
it's tragic
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That looks ginger

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think he describes it as "strawberry blonde"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

He's deffo got ginger pubes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It looks even more gingery if it gets longer.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

This ginger?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Well, no.
I am far more olive skinned than that person.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

It's possible that he is the whitest man alive.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Have you linked that wrestler again AA?
I swares you be gay for him
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Have I linked him before?
Fucking hell, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm certain this has absolutely nothing to do with
distracting attention from your gleaming, egg-like pate. Nothing whatsoever.

Looking at that pic you also look like an albino version of the bentest (a fairly major claim) one from the Darkness, the one with the short hair. The bent one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

haha!
this
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

None of them have short hair any more
but I assume you mean the bass player

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

If you nicked some of Lusty's hair and glued it onto your head ^ THAT is what the result would be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

So my time spent trawling the contents of your shower water trap has not been in vain.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I fucking KNEW it.
Lusty reckoned we had a mouse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

A Pe-mouse.
No, that doesn't work at all.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I'm doing that, but only because I'm waki and a fun guy to be around, yet kind hearted too.
I don't see how knowing nothing about the chaitable cause(s) or indeed how little of the monies I collect will ever make it to any of these shams should hold me back.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I'm doing Movember
:*(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Really?
I'm doing your dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I think this post should be the subject of todays £100 bet.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

YOU'RE ON.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Hang on a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

TOO LATE!
It's your money on the line.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Is an IOU any good?
Maybe I could wash your car for a month?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

With paint stripper?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Oooooo, below the belt DG, below the belt.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You want Monty to wash you below the belt?
Filthy pervert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Especially when he uses paint stripper
it makes my balls feel tingly. After a while Natural Source Mint Shower Gel doesn't do enough for me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

i can only read al's comment
in a camp, mincing voice now.

shame on you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

It's funny because that's how he talks irl.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

He also has a lisp and a massive tongue that causes him to dribble like a mong.
It's very endearing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

you're thinking of jamie oliver

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Well you don't usually strike me as a cunt.
So we'll assume it's a blip.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

moustache fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Are you going to charge for the privilege of smacking you in the face?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

For you, it'll be free.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

This is excellent news
because I'm poor
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)