It's good but it's not right.
Here's what the board looks like now for any new contestants just joining us.



Our graphics team have got their arse in gear. It could, however, stop working if the page goes very slowly and stuff but hey, that's catchphrase.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:30, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

say what you see if you seeitsayit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

*buzzes in*
Is it 'jumping up and down waving fanny'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

CUNT FLAP!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

PISS FLAPS!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

FISH FLAPS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

youve surpassed yourself here

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Guys you're going to have to buzz and pick a square and then guess.
You know, like fucking catchphrase.

*smiles to camera*


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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

*BUZZ* 2, please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

DINGALINGALINGALINGALING


Oooh, good square Davros. You may take a guess.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Hairy cunt flaps?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Ooooh it's good but it's not right.
Maybe think about the cunt a bit more. Next contestant please.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

8!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

You have to buzz, b3th.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I'VE ALREADY FUCKING BUZZED!
He's not listening to me! is it because I'm a girl?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Don't be silly, there are no girls on the internet.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

A boy without a winkle? It's a miracle!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

And I'm opening up the board.
Here we go guys...


DINGALINGALINGALINGALING



There's Mr.Cunt, but what's different about him....?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I want my fucking square man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

JUMPING BEAN!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

People saying cunt are on the right lines...but they're a tiny bit off.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

minge flaps?
i mean, BUZZZZZZZZ

Mingle flaps mike.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It is not mingle flaps, unlucky windy pig.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Fannying about?
Sorry - BUZZZ - Fannying about?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

the long and winding road

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

That certainly fits but I'm afraid it's not what I've got on the card here.
Unlucky.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

cadbury's creme egg

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Cunt in a hole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Mr Cunt in a hole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

The hole in Mr Cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Keep saying what you're seeing Rory.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Legless is a cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

paradise lost

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Orlando Furioso

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Oh man, this is the best ever !!
I never win nothing, but tonight has changed all that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

WELL DONE RORY LYON

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

You have won the internet for quite some time. Genius.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Well, that's all we've got time for here on our brand new Catchphrase© In Colour
I've been mike woz ere, you've been pretty fucking shit contestants in all honestly, and this has been...


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CATCHPHRASE

Join us again next week.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Thanks Mike.
See you on Challenge TV in 20 years time, and down the dole queue on Monday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

b3 cheers for mike woz ere(s)!

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Cheers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

of mice and men

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

You can't just strut off now and leave us with sofa adverts
You've galvanised a whole board into a bit less inertia.

We need more.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

it's your turn next, what are you going to provide to entertain the board? I'll need an answer straight away

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Listen! I'm playing the harmonica! Right now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

fantastic

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Would it be possible to get a poem for this momentus event?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Splendid work

( broadsword, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)

epic

( WormuIus, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

That's quite obviously a shadow Rory.
Look at the cunt, right. It's sort of got a head...arms...but what hasn't it got.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It's Legless isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

2 late I win

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

The timings of our replies suggest a draw.
They also suggest that Mark won.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm afraid the answer was "Legless Is a Cunt" and not "It's Legless isn't it?"
Rory wins. We'll have no controversy on Catchphrase.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Yeah, but you didn't add the text until later. You revealed all the squares and then put the text in later, which is misrepresentation.
I was alluding to the answer. Not that I endorse the sentiment, personally. I got a clue on 3-2-1 right once, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Of course I added the text later.
If it was there from the start it makes things a bit easier doesn't it. You did allude to the answer but I'm afraid people don't win at catchphrase for alluding to a catchphrase. You'll just have to try harder next week Davros'Granddad. If it makes you feel any better, you were the first loser.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Aw man, story of my life.
Gutted. I think I might have a glass of wine to cheer myself up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Full phrase was Legless is a cunt so I'd say Rory won, the prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

IN UR FACE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I'm not a sore loser. Well done.
prick
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Huggy cunt?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Cunt wobble?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

LEGLESS!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I'd rather not think about baldmonkey, if it's all the same to you.
I'm about to have me dinner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

*Buz buz buz*
*whispers Simply Red into the mic*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

view to a kill

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I did fucking buzz!
Give me a random square.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

*gets confused 'cus I've only called someone a "Jumped up little prick" before and never a "Jumped up little cunt". *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Jumping for joy Roy
BUZZ - can I have a square please Roy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

goodbye mr. chips

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Is it "Mr Chips dressed as Adam for Halloween?"

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

adam tells me you and him are now friends after the flounce clock incident,
is this true?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

No, not at all. He just gave up.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I hope he dies.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Don't get worked up about him WP, that's a sure way to him getting to you.
Just laugh at the fail and enjoy it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

BUZZZZ
Cuntflaps mike
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Hi Roy
Is it Quentin?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)