Gid moaning.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:05, 54 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:14, Reply)

Wotcha, Crabtree

( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:18, Reply)

York is cold today.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:30, Reply)

No it is not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:35, Reply)

RACIST!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Morning mmmmmmmupsy.
Morning cunts.

how the fucking devil are we all this fine Wednesday?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Alreet the MB. Still breathing so far.
What shenanigans you up to today?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Usual.
meetings, bit of teaching, got a viva for one of my first year PhD students this afternoon. Rock and roll, my friend, rock and roll.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

*air guitars*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

*fire drums*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

*Lays down some "Dirty" beats*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

What this thread needs is more caffeine
I'm sure we'll all feel a lot better after a nice cup of tea or coffee...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

what this thread needs is a good solid fucking cunting in the murray.
Until it bucks its ideas up a bit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

No what I need is someone else to complete the 60+ pages of complex financial forms I have to do today
No amount of caffeine would improve this experience.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I work in finance. For a modest fee I can scrawl a jizzing cock across each page.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

^ Best offer you're going to get all day there, Batto

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Certainly is.
Think I can just about manage to scribe a CDC myself though.

*reaches for magenta pen*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Yes but mine might appear more official.
At the end of the form I can scrawl my name and "I workz in finanse so diz iz da bomb ya HOMO."
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Good morrow, young master Morrison.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Alreet Monty, what's shakin?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

My pendulous testes.
They're shaking like Michael J Fox when he's at the vinegars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

steady, boys. This one's on a hair trigger.
one wrong movement and we'll all look like an explosion at a glue factory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

We need a spoodge disposal expert.
Send in the Swipe!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Careful
she can dispose of it, for sure, but she's also likely to result in the generation of more. Swings and roundabouts, innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Pardon me if I love you, but I have my dirty to do

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

*nods, but doesn't make eye contact*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Ay up!
*carries on as usual*
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

No it's fucking not.
*grumbles*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Gid Moaning.
Oddly, I saw Herr Flick, Helga and the gay one whose name escapes me signing autographs on Saturday. Only Herr Flick and Helga were in costume though, the other one wasn't, which leads me to one of two conclusions: Either he wasn't entering the spirit of the occassion or the other two dress like that all the time. I'm hoping it's the latter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

When you say Helga was in costume...
Do you mean full-length coat with basque, stockings and suspenders underneath?

/10 year old boy with strange feelings, a bit like when you climb up the ropes in PE /Wayne's World
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

No, sadly she was in the dirty green NAzi uniform.
Mind you, she was signing pictures of her in the basque set. A £10 'Saucy Postcard' set with you choosing which one she signed.

Herr Flick was doing the same with less success.*


*this is a lie. he was actually doing it with more success.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Lieutenant Gruber?
Did he have his little tank with him?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Put some effort into a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Morning.
I'd say it's 'gid' on balance. I cycled to work for the first time in 5 weeks and while I'm out of practice I didn't die. On the down side I need a new back wheel chizz chizz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

what'cha done to it, foo?

Edit - actually, let's enter into a conversation that ailienates the rest of the board, for shits and giggles.

I need to be able to switch from slicks to off-roads on my bike. It's a fanny swapping tyres over so I thought I'd get a second set of wheels, but my brother reckons I'll have problems with uneven wear on the rear cassette and everything will jump. Thoughts? Also, I'd love to know where I can get good non-disc wheels with spacing that'll match a 1998 XT 8sp freehup/cassette made up for me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

He converted into a 'Clag-Gone' I'll be bound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

S'funny the odd obscure references that crop up on here
Viz advert? Right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

'Pedal away those tag-nut blues'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It's goodbye winnets

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Leave your gusset smelling lemon fresh

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

etc

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

And this is one of the reasons I love this place

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

*doffs cycling helmet*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

and to think i got a gaz accusing me of e-flirting with you the other day
nobody will make that mistake ever again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

haha, who the fuck sent you that?
It could be worse, I could have started on SCIENCE. Or ski design.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

luckily for you
what goes on gaz, stays on gaz!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

3 broken spokes
no idea if they all went at once of it's been a slow process. I know I could replace them an re-true the wheel but it's a dirty fidly job and I've never liked that wheel so I'd prefer to just chuck it and buy a new one.


You brother might have a point, but I'd say do it and see, I'm not the best person to ask as all my bikes are old and I view quick release wheels as a silly novelty.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I was subjected to the best theft EVER a couple of years ago
someone nicked the original shimano and hope lightweight QRs out of my wheels and put some from a Halfords £50 bike in, instead. I didn't notice for about 2 months. I have to give them that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I like this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

where the fuck is the question?
no wonder this place is dying on its arse today.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

you could read it as: "Good morning?"
and answer appropriately.

I can start a new one with a question if you like but I'll probably be about bicycles.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's in MY NEW THREAD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

*wanders over to post about kittums*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)