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nah but seriously tho, someone get upsetthis place is dullsville without someone wobblin
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are you sure? i mean you specifically come across as extremely lonely(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
That's because I am.But I did get some awesome trousers yesterday so that's cheered me up a bit.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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trousers ain't never loved a man trapped in a woman's bodythey've a bit singleminded fascistic like that, they're all like 'GIMME BOOLLOCKLS OR FANNY OR NOTHIN'
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I'm a homosexual man trapped in a women's body to be specific.And like I said, these trousers are special.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:29,
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I have smoked venison again for lunch, suck that up you poverty stricken bitches.(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)
same lunch two dayts in a row? doesn't anyone love you enough to cook for you?(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
No, yesterday it was with cheddar, today it's with baby spinach.And no, I don't live with my mum any more.
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i'm not sure you know what i meantbut never mind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:31,
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you frotting yoursel fover the thought og me and psychochomp?filthy slag, bet you are an all
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The usual default setting is shit Queertin, provoke some outrage that might work(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:22,
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he's tried. repeatedly. it doesn't.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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what are you telling me for?I'm not a physicist.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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germs don't exist, louis pasteur made them up to make himself popular in front of the local chicks(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Oh, man. My whole career a lie.I'd better go and kill myself then.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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What would you need popcorn for? does it go particularly well with withering sarcasm?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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nowith the spectacle of you killing yourself.
but if it wasn't a serious offer, it's not the same.
although i do LIKE popcorn. not the salty spunk-flavoured variety though. sweet ftw.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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you wouldn't really want me dead, sweetie. You'd have to go to all the trouble of finding someone else to pretend not to flirt with.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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i don't know why you think i flrtwithyousorry for the typos. it's hard to type with your eyelashes fluttering.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:41,
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oh, well done.that genuninely made me chuckle, and I've had an absolute cunt of a morning so far. So thank you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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i aim to pleasealso tell them to fuck off, only i get to upset you ONLINE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:53,
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Abukado do sweet chili'n'lime flavoured popcorn, it's dead good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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there's no such thing as scienceit's just religion repackaged to keep the masses under control
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you're right.You can prove it, too. Once you know gravity is just something invented to control you, then you don't have to believe in it any more. Imagine the possibilities.....
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:40,
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you could always go somewhere else, then?it's just a thought. I wouldn't want you to be bored, god forbid.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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somewhere with no internet or mobile phone reception might be nicethere's a great little mine in wales, he could go there. i hear that's empty right now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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Even the Welsh don't deserve that.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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can't we give him to the French?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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i think he'd go down a treat in one of those tribes in the rain forestthe type that still practices cannibalism.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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I dunno about practisingIt'd be better to send him to one that had already got really good at it, surely?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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noi like the idea of it being slow and inept and causing unnecessary pain and suffering
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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No women on the internet.You should know that by now.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:27,
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what happened to the parrot?maybe you can get him to flap off.
or perhaps the patients only get allowed internet access in the evenings.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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Dyslexia is the only possible answer here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:43,
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I think it's pretend dyslexia.You know, to be 'funny'?
It's just one hilarious facet of his 'comedy character'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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"funny" does need the quotes though, doesn't it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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I'm surprised I haven't been accused of being him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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I like his determination to upset one of us.He's like a dog with a bone. Gnawing away at each of us till hopefully we crack.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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I'm upset. Does that help?Some fucking cunt in year 6 has been bullying my daughter (aged 4), to the point where he bit her face yesterday. Is it wrong to murder a 10 year old?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:43,
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shes been leading him on for months, given him suggestive looks and telling him she'd let him fiddle with her play dohbut then she was all like 'nah way mate, got better shit to be gettin on with, got cock offers across the board pal, you're bottom o the list'
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from boring to repetative to being and outright arseholewell done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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that bertjust can't help himself.
unless it's to his sister's clunge, of course.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Murder him through the medium of bumrape.You'll feel much better afterwards.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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I always have time for a bumraping(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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Oh dear, hope that fuckwit on QOTW doesn't see this, he'll be getting all indignant again(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
yes.but it's OK to tie up and pistol-whip his parents, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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Also a good planSeriously, why bully someone literally half your size?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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They're the easiest to bully, you idiot.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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because bigger people are harder to bully?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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Why run around with your pants on your head pretending to be batmanhe's 10, he has no idea what he's doing.
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isn't 10 the legal age of respobsibility in this counrty?technically that's assault
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Most sensible post you have made yet QuentinI'm actually going to click Like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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cheers sportscow, i don't hope your daughter gets bullied by that boy anymore(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)
It's not fucking sensible, trying to get a 10 year old arrested for assault is not a sensible course of action, it'll just make everything worse.
You're just emotional because your kid is hurt. Buy her some ice cream and be nice to her, don't run off trying to avenge her honour, she doesn't give a shit.
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he should be punished for his actions and its not like the school can discipline him(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
You're better at this than I thought it would.It's pretty easy to get offtopicers driving their hondas but you're especially good at it.
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ChompyThe main issue I have is that this can happen, not necessarily to my daughter, just in general. As (amazingly) Quentin correctly says, 10 is the age of legal responsibility so he should know better.
She does give a shit. She has been bitten on the face less than 3 months after starting school. Going from a little nursery into the "big wide world" in her eyes. This is hardly going to help her settle in, is it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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i think you probably should have brought her up better, made it so she's less of a victim and able to stand up for herself you know?(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
You really should try living under a bridgeand threatening goats
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:01,
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You should try drinking battery acid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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pretty sure that wouldn't be very nicethink i'll stick to tizer thanks
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and you could try being a monumental cuntoh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:06,
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a 10 year old biting the face of a 4 year oldthe kid sounds to me like he needs a bit of a check by a psychiatrist or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:00,
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By a fucking dentist if I have my way(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:02,
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my brother's a deputy headand he gets parents in all the time who simply won't accept that their precious little son/daughter has done anything wrong. the worst was the mother of twins, who called my brother racist and said he had put her sons in detention for a week just because they were black.
the little sods had kicked the shit out of a kid 3 years younger than them and nicked his mobile. is it any wonder they thought that was ok, if that is how their parent/s discipline them?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:05,
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oH MAN YOU ARE SO RACIST, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A SET UP(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:14,
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Well have you spoken to the teachers about it?Just ask them what they're doing about it, they'll probably know what's necessary more than anyone here and probably have a bullying policy.
Just make sure you're kept up to date and see if you can get a copy of the policy.
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We went to the school last night and spoke to her teacher. She is following it up today. I'm trying to stay calm about it all and not kick off but it needs to be dealt with correctly so it doesn't happen again to either my daughter or anyone elses
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:08,
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This could be the stupidest thing I've ever heard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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The stupidest thing I've ever heard is all your posts, ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:56,
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No I don't.That wouldn't work in this case, would it, you dimwit?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:03,
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course it would, we're reading this, not hearing ityour a bit slow enit?
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You're right, I should probably stop doing that...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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what a moronic thing to say4 year olds know when they are doing something wrong. in fact, my 2 year old niece knows damn well when she is being naughty. she does it on purpose.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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that's not strictly true.children that young (2) don't understand the morality of right and wrong per se. They know they have done something wrong because adults tell that it's wrong, not because they understand the consequences or why it is wrong.
A ten-year old fucking should, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:55,
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in the case of bullying/biting another child they most definitely know it is wrong even at age 2!obviously in the case of whether infidelity is ever excusable, or whether the church and the state should be separated, or greece should be bailed out, that's slightly different...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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I dunno, you knowthere's a lot of fairly decent research about empathy vs development and when children are very little, they only understand the issue from their point of view ... if they hit another child and take a toy off them, they get the toy. But, then an adult might tell them off and take the toy off them, so they might lose out. The effect on the other child simply doesn't matter to them until they are older. So I guess it depends on what you mean by 'knowing it's wrong'
Greece needs to fuck off though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:02,
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i am taking this in a narrow contextof does the 10 year old know that he is hurting the 4 year old and is he doing that deliberately. and i cannot believe for 1 split second that the answer to those questions is anything other than a resounding YES.
not the food though. that can stay.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:03,
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Of, for a ten year old, for certain. Unless he's got serious problemsI was back with the 2 year old.
You have to let us keep their lamb stuff as well as the veggie stuff, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:33,
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Dress him in a Man Utd shirt and send him to FranklandIan will take care of him for you with a nice hot bath.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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My thought process was heading this way(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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Hahha, you're actually genuinly pathetic.OH GOD PWEEEZE ENTERTAIN ME !!!!!!!1111 PWEEEZE DO SOME TWOLLING SO I CAN LOL !!!!!!111
What are we, your baby sitter? Grow a pair and put up some upsetting yourself. Christ, it's one thing being so trying on your friends and family, they have to tollerate you, it's quite another to be such hard work on us.
Bore off dullard.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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Oh, the "Stop wobbling and getting upset" line, what's next? Your Mum or You're Gay ? Do you have any schtick of your own, or just regargitate other people's lines?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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no, you're mum.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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My gut is "wobblin"It jiggles when I bumrape your mum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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When I "left" your mother, she did a massive shit too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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probably, i mean if you put your willy in someone it can jiggle things about and make you need to go(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This story entertained me today:www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15630892
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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They do have some "Strangeways" of dealing with criminals in Mexico(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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I wonder if they drink tequila with a Wormwoodscrubs in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:54,
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the prison's JK Rowling fan club have been trying to get some props inbut they couldn't figure out how much their wandsworth
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That was poorI think really you are spreading this pun thread too Broadmoor
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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You're not in the least bit amusingPentonville.Am I doing this right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:00,
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its ok, he doesn't "get" most things, learning difficulties or summatsok tho
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I never understand why American police shout and scream at people to "calm down" etcit seems counterintuitive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:16,
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I think we are calmOK? OK? IS THAT GOOD FOR YOU?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:13,
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