Me too
I thought it to be some kind of foreplay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ah, yes, foreplay, I've heard of that
Something to do with sex, only applies to every fourth sexual partner, so it's not something I've concerned myself with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Because you've only had 3 (wo)men?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

That's only one more woman than I've had.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

...yet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Nah! not going back there.
Unless K D Lang gives me a call.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

...yet

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Yep

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

This is not as much fun as an outraged denial.
*pouts*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

and makes you look like a tart

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Anyone who's slept with more people than me is not categorised as a tart
more, a "human"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

:D

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Except you
You're definitely a tart
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Haha
And you're a fruit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

We should go on Masterchef
as ingredients
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

does that make you (and me for that matter) not human?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

And me!
But I think we all knew that anyway...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

You're a cyborg sent from the future to rob Weston Super Mare of bra material

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Give me your parachute and your bike.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*hands over goods, entranced by bosom*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

But he IS a tart
There was a memo and everything!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

This is true.
Sadly I'm a tart with morals which means I've only slept with 3 times as many people as foxtrot. A sad state of affairs I'm sure you agree.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Especially since I have three years in which to catch up

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You're only 33?
You bastard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I'm 46 and have only slept with about eight or nine people.
Two of those were women and one was a merkin so they don't count.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

+ at any one time

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

How old did you think I was?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I dunno, about my age, you know, normal aged.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Isn't it past your bed time?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Don't take this the wrong way
but most people, upon meeting me, think I'm younger than I am, not older
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

People have stopped assuming mr b3th is my father.
As he seems not to be aging at all, I can only assume I now look about fifty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Beard have a way of halting the ageing process.
When you are young they make you look older (clean shaven I imagine I look about 15) and then you stay that age for ever.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I think I'm aging exponentially

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

But on the upside, people have stopped assuming that your husband is your father
That must be... a GOOD thing, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I hadn't actually given the matter any thought
I just hate people being younger than me. I think I tend to be taken for younger than I am too, this may have skewed my perception of what 36 looks like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

3 times as many people as

Dear me, do I have to do everything myself?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

That would make you a wanker, not a tart.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Why does sleeping with Darth make me a wanker?
Not that I deny the accusation.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Because I haven't got any hands

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Riiiight.....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

How does he smell?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Mostly of spray-tan and KY Jelly.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

oops
the cold made me misread that as spray mount (that glue in an aerosol)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

doing everything yourself, silly.
Jesus, is everybody retarded today, or is my sarcasmometer broken?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I got it honey
I got it goooooooood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

This one?


It could do with a good servicing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Couldn't we all, babe...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Bobby will be back in Wales after xmas
I'm sure if you asked him nicely....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Oh, that's fucking IT
Why am I not getting these memos? Why aren't you including me? b3th knows and she's been dead for a week! Why don't you want me to play with you? *self-harms*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)