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God!! there is fuck all the on the telly again.
*cancels tv licence*

*waits for someone to appear*
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:08, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fifty minutes til X Factor tho init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Seriously?

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I only watch the results on Sundays.
Saturdays I'm out living it large/watching something not shit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I hope your interest in the outcome is ironic.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I couldn't give a monkeys who wins.
I just like watching peoples' dreams get shattered live on television. It's also why I watch Deal or No Deal.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

~~X Factor~~ EGGS FACTUUUUUUHHHHHHH
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

*appears as shopkeeper*

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Hooray!
Ow do Cavey?
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:12, Reply)

got cheese cake and a bath running
so i guess it's OK

you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Cider and clean bedding.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

it's the little things

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I agree.
Rainbows and kittens etc
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

You can't get a better bit of b3ta in your bath.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

You gotta pickapocketortwo.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I am waiting to be cooked dinner
I believe the person cooking it is relying on me getting irritated with their uselessness and doing it all for him. It's nearly working, I'm sad to say.
(berk, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Noooooooooo!
The act itself is what is important, not the outcome.

*dalai lamas*
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)

He is deliberately being a waste of space
so that I will come and sort it out for him and instead I am watching with ill-concealed glee and derision. He is not at all amused by this.
(berk, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Do not cave in.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Nah, watching him flail about in almost panic
is far more satisfying. That a nearly-30 bloke cannot work out how to use any of the new implements in his new kitchen nor cook a meal with them is utterly absurd.
(berk, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I got films to watch. So, fuck you telly.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I haven't : (

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

i saw a gibbon today i am happy

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Was it a funky gibbon?
*wonders if SSG will get the reference*
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)

he was walking across a rope, using his massive spacky arms to balance,
i have never seen anything quite so brilliant.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I've been to Monkey world.
My life is complete.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

there is an ape sanctuary near me might go that

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

there's one near me, too
...is it near some caves?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

also is the funky gibbon now an obscure reference?
i guess kids might not know about it now, we are getting old :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I reckon so. It was like thirty or so years ago.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I know about it...

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

*appears*
Wagwan fam? Safe.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Respec

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Apropos of nothing.
I often take my parent's dogs for a walk around a nearby reservoir. There is a small hole in the ground just before a gate that we pass and Biscuit always pees in the hole, without fail, every time. Cracks me up, it does. May also have to do with the fact that lady dogs look funnier when they're peeing.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Mine drags her fanny along the ground after weeing.
As if to dry herself off. I miss her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

What kind of dog is she?

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Miniature Schnauzer.
I've got a pic on me phone, she's ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwww!

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Meet Molly:
uploadpic.org/storage/2011/H4PJJ6t8jNf9vBPTCBNZhRG.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

We like Molly
If I knew how to upload a picture like that I'd show you Mr Brown and Bootsy.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

: )
Biscuit. Older and hairier now.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

OK. In simple terms
How do you get a photo from "My Pictures" onto here?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Upload photo onto this.

www.b3tards.com/uploader.php

Then copy into message.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Mr Brown

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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)

It works!
It's big, but he's a big dog.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Biscuit and Benji hate big bouncy friendly dogs.
Who knows why?
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Yours would quite easily run underneath my boys
Bootsy is very friendly and loves all dogs.

Brown just loves his pack.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I fucking love these dog related threads where people post their photos.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I was trying to upload a picture of the other one
But the thing won't let me.

Have I got to delete the first picture?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)

No.
Buggered if I know what's wrong. Ask Gonz.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Well you've got Brown
You can see Bootsy in the background.

That's enough dogs.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Nah', my mate made this site that is great for iamges
www.imgb.in
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Biscuit is class.
I love small dogs, mostly because I can annoy them without them killing me. I'm getting the dog from the More Than adverts when I get a house.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

What a fella he is !
He's a bit like Rik Stine's Chalky .
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Awww Adorable !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

She's the best and worst dog ever.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)

All the good ones are =)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Man vs Food is on Dave
That's usually good for a laugh.

I just made a chicken, mushroom and cream dish. Very nice, but I should have added more mushrooms.

For those in the know, is £8.99 for 1kg of King Prawns good value?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=w&ix=c1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=buy+1kg+king+prawns#q=buy+1kg+king+prawns&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=shop&ei=_1jJTvrfGM7t8QONpr1y&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=6&ved=0CDcQ_AUoBQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=c52c44558707abd8&biw=1024&bih=638
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I can't get Dave.
I had a veggie chilli and added some quorn mince. All mixed up with brown rice. It was nomtastic.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

dave:
www.tvcatchup.com/
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Fanku!

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Have spent 3 hours asleep this afternoon, so doubt I will sleep properly tonight. Meh.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I've missed my afternoon nap as I had to do afternoon dogwalking before it got dark.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I will probably be pushing the baby round in the buggy in the dark later to get her to sleep.
I was doing this at 11pm last night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I had a couple of hours
But it was catching up from not getting in until 03.00 this morning.

Feeling strangely perky though. Something's gotta give.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

What were you up to last night?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Birthday party in Leeds
We had to take our five most seminal tracks with us - not necessarily our favourites, but the ones that mean most.

I asked this question on O/T a few weeks ago and it took a LONG time to finalise it for me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

My interest in music has declined as I have got older.
However I am going to see the Levellers in a few weeks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Mine has taken strange directions - perhaps a reflection of my life as a whole
Saw The Levellers a few times in the 90's. Not sure I'd bother these days and, perhaps more to the point, not sure I know anyone any more who'd go with me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'd go with you : )
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Closest they're playing to us is Sheffield
On a weekend I'm busy. However, now I know, we can keep an eye out.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Saw them at the York festival earlier in the year and always up to see them again.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I didn't really clock that until too late
Weren't The Men They Couldn't Hang on as well?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Yup!
You should go to the next one. Really nice small festival. Great beers and ciders and good music.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I'm a bit shit at getting my arse in gear for anything
But I'll keep an eye out.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I was the same but I'm trying to change this.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I saw them at the Greenwich festival last year and they were excellent.
I like going to things like this on my own.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Some stuff I don't mind going to on my own
Toe gazing Indie bands mainly.

I'd feel very self-conscious going to a bigger event on my own.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

i need more sleep, I think
but my body always says otherwise:(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I hate not being able to lie in. I get up at 6.30 in the morning in the week and find myself waking up at the same time at weekends.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I'm doing a regular 9-5 job for the next four weeks
It's going to kill me. It's an hours drive as well.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

^this

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Theres always fuck all on my telly
Because the aerial is reclining on it's side half way down the roof and none of the local aerial fixers will do a three storey house without scaffolding.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Health and safety gone mad I tell ya.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

To be honest I wouldn't fancy it myself
One guy offered to crawl out of the attic window onto the roof but looked carefully and changed his mind.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I have iplayer or the god channel or the weather channel.
My heart fucking bleeds!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I've got sodding How Do I Live in my head.
(I wanna know)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

How are you petal?

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I suspect I have a weird virus because I itch all over
and I occasionally get weird skin reactions when I'm ill. Other than that I'm ok. I'm oop north but back down again tomorrow. I've not had enough time at home :(

How are you doing? I've not been around much. I'm sure you've all missed me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Scabies innit : )
Of course we miss you.

I'm the same. Nothing changes around here.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Oh don't say that, I was convinced it was that for a bit.
It doesn't, does it? I've had other things going on, but I know nothing will have changed around here. It'll just be missing some people. Like Crow. He's never here any more. It's such a shame I never talk to him or anything.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

*Feels ears burning*
_{*realises hair is on fire*}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Shave it off, there's a good dear :P

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

LESS OF THAT.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Google images is sadly lacking in photos of featherless crows :(

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I am very glad to hear it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Eh?
Split?
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Shh, don't tell him!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Lol!
You had me worried for a minute.
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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

No, he's lovely. I've trained him well.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Yay!

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

*stands to attention*
_{(fnar fnar)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Ringworm?
Very infectious from cats to people. I've had it a couple of times.

It chokes me to be friendly, open and sociable but yes I suppose I may have missed you by as much as 7.23%.

I thought you may have been posting at different times to me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)

My cat lives at homehome, and I was very itchy before I came here.
I hope it's not worms :/

I'm touched. Maybe I'll make more an effort. Maybe.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I don't make much effort
Don't feel that you have to.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I got in very drunk.
I slept for an hour and now I fancy another pint.

Good work on the dog photos! :-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I'm a bit merry.

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girlinthehole, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Too much high fives!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

score?

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

City beat Millwall 2-1

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Three porny dog images for you Jeff
We spoil you.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Who said that?
*Busy shaving palms whilst blind*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Watch your wrists there lad

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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I'm spannered TD
How are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Good lad!
Being unusually sober - I'm driving to Rochdale tomorrow for some conventional work, for a change.

What's with this Jeff the Pulling Muscle I read about the other day?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Just a blip.
Normal singletom will be resumed next week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Y' reckon theres scope for a new thread?
The Casio battery on my body clock gave out last night.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Fuck it.
Why on earth not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Done.

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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

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