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Fucking ShitToday so far is going "fucking shit". How is your day going?
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Double Decker - best afternoon choc snack. Yes or No
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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Expand on your answers please MsOtherwise you'll only get a C-
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Did some boring accounts work, had a boring dinner and now clock watching till the gym.Caramal kitkats are the afternoon chock snack of kings.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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The best thing about today going shit is that I won't be working the weekend at this rate!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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You know the TFL Oyster website? RIDICULOUSLY INSECURE.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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You just need a username and someone's postcode to reset someone's password, you don't even need access to their email.Getting someone's postcode, as in, a real person you know, is really easy. Getting someone's username generally matches up at some point with all their social networks/logins, in fact, it's publicly given as standard.
If you actually knew someone, that information is easy. You can then reset their password, which would (or should) log them out of every site that uses to Oyster API. Granted, it'll be an annoyance rather than a way of getting any information, add that to the fact that their email address comes through as 'spam' according to GoogleMail (and probably other services too), it could really piss someone off.
If you do have access to someone's email, like an admin at work, the odds are you'll know their Postcode too. If that email is attached to their oyster card, then you can get full details. But I guess that's true of most logins.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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If, as they planed to do this year, and probably will impliment by 2012, you'll be able to use that to make purchases too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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Gonzif you know someone's username for fucking ANYTHING you can reset their password. It sends a new password to their email address.
a) How are you going to make that any more secure without then ending up with a system where someone who legitimately forgets their password then can't reset it and
b) Why on earth would you want to reset someone else's password? It's the most pointless thing to do for absolutely no gain at all.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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No, that's not true. It should send a link to their email address that they can click on and _then_ let them type in a password to reset that doesn't get sent to their email address.Nobody without access should ever be able to change a single detail in a user's database. Nothing at all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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That link creates a hash that is only valid for a few hours at most and expires on first use.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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you see a picture of Mr Chips's evil twin's face smirking and winking(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I meant go and play on the A1(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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mostly blank space, a yellow hand with red nail varnish is holding a didlio in it(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)
mostly yellow space, it appears to be the belly of the person holding the diddlio lying on their backpoorly animated breasts are visible towards the right side of the square
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the other yellow hand with red nail varnish hangs looselya leg is visibly splayed to the left of the picture
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Is it "Felch Lives"?The new porno with Chevy Chase?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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Not too bad thanks, just wish it was over alreadyAlt: The Double Decker is hugely inferior to the Kitkat Chunky.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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The KitKat is good, but sure 'tis no Double Decker english(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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It was a Double Decker Duo bitches(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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Even then, it's still inferior.Too damn sweet and sticky for my liking.
The best chocolate bar is the Boost, followed by Twirl, followed by Kitkat Chunky.
The worst are Double Decker, Bounty and Snickers.
I've not counted Picnic, Topic, or other assorted nut bars, as they're all disgusting. Difference is, without the nuts, Snickers are Mars Bars, which are fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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FAILThe taste of paradise is nom, especially the dark choc one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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Dark chocolate makes everything worse.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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OMG, two weeks ago I bought a dark chocolate kitkat and I forgot all about it.*goes off to find it*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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I appear to be not really doing any work at allAs long as no one questions this I should be fine.
Alt: I don't need an afternoon snack. Mid-morning would be better for me as I am ravenous by 10.30-11. I'd prefer something savoury though, some Indian snacks maybe.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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Morning = savouryAfternoon = sweet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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You reminded me of thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eh72REd_s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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Yes it's fucking shit,I got a pay raise on monday though, I forgot about it.
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For the first time in 3 years I got one in Maywoo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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Try working in the private sector and dealing with councils(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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ExactlyThis is why I didn't get a payrise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Quentin is not interested - he's making shitloads being Truthbert's boss.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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I'm guessing he is not an editor or proof reader(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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I regularly get asked to check over important documents as my spelling and grammar are generally impeccable.This IS an act, you know
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If only people could recognise how brilliant this character really is, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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i have absolutely no ideawhy you think this makes it any better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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legal and accountancy, business partner's the brains though, i just had the capital to help him set up(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)
How did you have the capital?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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You mean you're not the brains????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
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Yes it's a fucking shit day.But I am leaving at five to go for a free curry then a load of free booze so I am of course looking forward to that.
And I've brought my book in case I have to 'watch the game'. It's Donald Kagan's excellent book on the Peloponnesian War, fact fans.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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Take a shedload of tupperware and steal a week's worth of food(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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I already have a week's worth of food left over from Monday...THANKS AGAIN, SWIPE x x x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Terrible. I'm going to find a kitten and punch the fucker square in the face.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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Fuckin kittens.BAM right in the kisser.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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I can almost smell the piss.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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they're asking for it, mumpsy. With their shitty smug kitten facesand their whole "playing with balls of wool" schtick.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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Yeah it's old fucking news.Give it up you mewling shitbags.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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I sure am.Younger the better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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its certainly up thereby which i do not mean up my bottom
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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you leave my bottom out of itmy bottom has taken enough from you
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Fucking ace!I've picked up another test client for the charity. Woo!
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Not too bad, but very busyTrying to decide if this is better of worse than bored chitless.
Alt: probably not the best, but it's up there and I can't, off hand, think of a better, maybe Bounty of Frys Turkish Delight....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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I need one to spell, evidently....Oh, shit, hang on I'm not talking to you.
Oh, shit, hang on I'm not talking to you.
*Gets back to work*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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you see the face of Mrs Chips, smiling in one frame and wincing in the next(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
YOU SEE mR cHIPS'S evil twin forcibly DP-ing Mrs Chips with a 9" black diddlio and a saucapan handle(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
You are in a dark cave, Mr Chips is holding a lantern.To the left is a sign marked Danger. To the right is a sign marked Enter at your peril.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:48,
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you are eaten by a grue(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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syntax error: does not recognise B-3.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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I'm sorry Gary, the answer was house of love.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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My day is great, my mums isn't so goodHer and my stepdad were in the new forest. They had just put £80 worth of petrol in the car and 10 miles later the engine blew. Off to the scrapper it has gone. RIP Alfa Romeo 156 ur wid da angles now 4 eva in r harts.
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Peej, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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what you rubbing it in people's faces for? don't know give a shit about the mumless?(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Wanders back intoday is meh but could be worse.
Alt: I'll stick to the soup thanks.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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Much though apparently you'd like to think sobeing ill does not equate to a suicide attempt. That appears to be Chompy's area as above
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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blimey rileyyou're now on an average of 36 posts a day. smashing through those OCD unemployed barriers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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Don't tell him, but I'm not trying to kill myself, just defraud him of some moneyshhhhh
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Don't worry Chompo, your secret is safe here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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WHT!I'm gonna instruct one of my minions to commence embezzlement proceedings against you!
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mehbut i've not been ill like you, so i won't whinge too much!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Pfft a quick glance back tells me you have a date tonightso chin up :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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hmmmmmmm, am not sure about tonight, we'll seefri's date i need to disentangle myself from, he's too keen too early. sat i am excited about, he's a doctor and he's lovely. but we'll see.
then there's the ongoing LOLdrama with the boy. i don't know when my love life got to be quite this complex. usually there's only one clown in the circus at a time...!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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I am thanksI avoided the rigmarole of oxygen and hospitals thankfully. How are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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Well, if it isn't B3ta's own Mark Twain.How are the rumours of your demise, Mark?
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Kroney, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Alive and thriving it would seem kroney(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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That's not how it goes. You suck.Glad you're not dead, though.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!(
girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Better for seeing you petal.Some of us were worried for a while.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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Being ill is rubbish :(however CQ advised me to do a vanity search and the results were pretty funny
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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the only thing worse than being talked about, etc etc(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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