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TD is too slow.New thread, right here.
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Yo. J to the F.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:43,
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Innit blood.So does your new job increase your pay to a new level?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:43,
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Depends if I get it.Or them. One is working with a mate and former colleague, but it's 2 days a week. The salary scale is not bad, but obviously the pro rata bit brings the actual salary down a chunk. The other would be full time, and about £3k less than I was on, but it's a half hour walk up the street so no petrol costs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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Sorry. I thought you'd been offered a new job.Well fingers crossed you get the one you want at a rate you want.
Did I read that other day that your better half had been headhunted too?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:48,
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It's a possibility, yes.Nothing definite at the moment though. But she'd be paid a hell of a lot better than she is now, for doing the same type of work.
I think I'd enjoy the job with my mate more, tbh, although it's part time he reckons the likelihood is it'll become full time because he thinks his secondment will become permanent. The other job is as an employment adviser for a private company hired to hound dolescum on the government's behalf, which, while I have the experience is less attractive. Although the significantly better wage than I was on when I worked for the jobcentre is quite an incentive.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:51,
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Well go for both of them.You might be faced with a nice problem to have!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:53,
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Already got the application in for the first.Need to ring the employer for the second tomorrow to clarify a point with them.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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A bit of verbal communication is good.It means they'll be expecting your application.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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Indeed.The rest of the stuff's done but I need to confirm what they want on the covering letter as it's a bit vague.
Also those lovely Jobcentre people have told me I have to do voluntary work to get my JSA. If I have to do it it's not then voluntary, surely?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:59,
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Well, yeah.I might ask my old boss if I can do some project appraisal work for him as I gather the team is a bit snowed under at the moment. At least I can do that at home, and I enjoy it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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Tell them it'll take you away from applying for jobs.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:04,
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I did mention that at the interview...Ooh, curry's arrived!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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It's a bit late to getting a new telly delivered.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:07,
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It's not actually a bad thing to have on a CVIt means you've been doing something constructive rather than watching Jeremy Kyle and eating Haribo worms.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:07,
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I'd rather spend my time looking for work though.It's annoying that they expect you do do it straight away, rather than, say, after six months.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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It's fucking indentured labourWhy the fuck are companies going to create jobs when the jobcentre will send them free workers?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:39,
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It also means they don't have to pay you JSA at all, because you're in work. Even though it's unpaid.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:17,
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He's P to the DJ to the Spaz
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:45,
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No.In general you bender. There are jobs in Bristol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:53,
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I have heard this.I'm getting some more help from that lovely Battered chap.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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He's a top man.Although let me tell you that his C.V had a typo in it, when he sent it to me.
(I only say that, so I don't get fewer 'Jeff Helped!' points when you get a new job).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:57,
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When I get a new jobyour reward will be my absence from here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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Woo-Hoo!I've got a copy of your C.V, I'll start applying for things for you shortly! :-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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CVs with typos in are more quendy than George 'AIDSy' Michael's Quentin shrine.(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'm afraid that was sarcasm entirely :((
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:15,
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oh hi amberl, sorry to here you killed yourseflwhen the funeral and what kind of sevice you having?
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Would it help if I admittedThat I was an AIDS riddled junkie, currently lying on the floor of a shit-stained crack den and nostaligcally remembering the halcyon days of bowel control?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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If that's the first 'step' is there a 5-6-7-8 plan to finding a cure?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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The second step is a plywood coffin with no mourners(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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All of my school reports said that as well.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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This is a nice new threadLet's soil it thoroughly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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You pretended to be a ghost?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:48,
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I'm inferring that you put a sheet over your headand wandered around going "Wooooo! Wooooo!"
You spastic.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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why would i dress as gost and then pretend be an train?you stupid or what?
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Probably because you appear to be a needy fucking spastic and therefore, pretending to be a ghost might make you happy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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It is a long held tradition that ghosts resemble bedsheets and go "Woooo".Did they never teach you this in mong school?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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yeah but they dun go woowoo, thats a fucken choochoo train spasser(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
No, trains go choo choo.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:59,
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so what the feck goes woowoo? is it a fucken double gost or summat?(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
A ghost, you ignoramus.They repeat themselves a lot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:01,
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nah its more of an woooOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOOooooOOOoooo
there's only an'w' at the start, woowoo is like a wolf wissle
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Aight nillas?This is a quick summation of why I dig hip hop: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq7XY_QRtzo
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Raise yawww.youtube.com/watch?v=HUH1XmFb05Y
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:50,
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The kid in that with the unfeasably long arms got nicked for shoplifting a while ago. I reckon he just stood on the pavement and reached in.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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Hey /OTIn a massive display of spacktery, I walked into a wooden stool this morning, fetching my little toe a fucking great thump. Now I can't bend my toe, and it bastard hurts.
I just thought I'd share that with you, seeing as it's gone all quiet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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I knew someone would say that.Bunch of quenders.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:09,
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AIDS OF THE TOE AIDS OF THE TOE AIDS OF THE TOE!!!HA!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:08,
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Oh, that's AIDS alrightI should know, after all.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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You'll be laughing on the other side of your faceWhen your original face falls off due to AIDS.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:15,
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No-one can accuse B3th of being two-faced then.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:19,
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Like some sort of reptile sloughing it's skin, you mean?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:21,
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Yeah.When I met b3th, she'd just eat 3 rats what she'd caught and killed herself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:22,
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The greedy buggerI can only manage two at one sitting.
Bedtime for me, Guv.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:24,
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ta ta!Busy week of work ahead of you TD?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:25,
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Yes.Nothing like I thought I'd be doing but if someone is prepared to pay you take it.
Definately bedtime as I'm about to lose the battery.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:28,
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Damn.Busy week ahead of you b3th?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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Bit, yeah.But I have a long weekend with that Roota and my old lady and we're doing EPIC SHOPPING in Liverpool!
I believe Liverpool shopping doesn't involve handing over money. I have prepared my running shoes and balaclava.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:35,
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I think I like Fear of a Black Planet more than I like It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back.Am I a dreadful nonce for thinking that?
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Have you seen Fear of a Black Hat?Hysterical.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:42,
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No.No I haven't. Is that some kind of a racist jibe because Public Enemy wore Raiders caps as part of their uniform?
You disgust me.
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It's a hip-hop mockumentary about a group called Niggaz with Hatswould be right up your alley I suspect.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:46,
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I liked CB4 when I was younger.Hip hop is no laughing matter though.
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It has a rapper called Tone Def(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:53,
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I'm back!did anyone miss me?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:47,
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righ tnext to the door so I can't get out(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:49,
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Hiya!I suspect everyone will be going to bed soon :( I have tomorrow off so I might open another bottle of wine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:54,
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heyI have to work tomorrow, too. Busy week, in fact. No wine for me.
Why do you have the day off?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:55,
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Because I went into the annual leave systemand clicked on the relevant date.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 0:00,
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I have computers for spastics in the morningbut that doesn't start till 10:30, so I'm good for a bit longer.
How do's?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:58,
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No.If I was listening to Placebo, Megadeth, 2Pac and Frankie Knuckles then yes.
Actually, I quite like Frankie Knuckles.
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what would you do if you went stone deaf overnight?I reckon that'd be a nightmare
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:02,
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I was trying on suits on in mos bros todaypure class, you'd have loved it
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:05,
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I didn't get to Paul Smith this weekend.I need another suit as well.
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get one of them biochem ones, that way women might feel safe coming near you(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:25, Reply)
fucks sake its you, your the groomer, sitting htere listenin to your gay music gromming young men on the internetyour sick!
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I can't believe he isn't bored with his retarded schtick yet(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:11,
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its nice to be wanted spose, attentions very flatteringyou single then dozone?
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nope gotta lovely girlfriend, she been dead good to menot that its stops me window shoppen mind, sasha and sue at work is dead nice and mchelle sent me a rude message but i don't think she meant to
was nice tho
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He flips burgers But he did admit to being forty plus
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:17,
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Ha!He's just like Rory. I love Rory so by extension I want to put my willy in Quentin's pooper then turkey slap him.
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oh what the hell?? i'm being bummed and accused of being over 40 even tho i'm only 15fucken hell gotta lay off the fibben for a bit
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Oh god that is so offensive to roryWho can be v funny and actually has a brain!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:21,
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Rory is funny as fuck.He is exactly what this place needs.
What Quender of the Week is, well, I'm not sure. He doesn't seem to have a role here or even a place in the hierarchy.
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above it all, dozone, above it alllooken down at all the plebs an judgen and makin it better for the good of man
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i do evenings in the copy room at my local printersin between piloting helicopters, running a business and being an ex magistrate
stough, but somebody has to dozone
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Weird AND a liarShe must be blind AND deaf. Even though she is imaginary.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:16,
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nah, she's just an appropriate amount of weird to match meshe was doing an impresso of louie spence all last weekend, put me right off my stride that did
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NoCan't be arsed with gym at 6 then work urgh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:08,
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Even less till you meet QC, Monty, Stunned and me for a drinkIs that motivation enough?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:26,
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i'm serious, i'm here fro you rachelsipe i know how lonely it can be at the top :'((, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Mmm currybetter I am certain than fruit Ryvita
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:21,
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Thanks QOthere was a question?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:24,
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you been cremated or burial?b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1448503
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still no answer, dunno what it is about fat chix and why i make them hate me so much :((, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:29, Reply)
I would swap in a heartbeat good night out?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:26,
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don't worryit will make your coat glossy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:03,
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my coats not made of leathr wtf are you talking about? i'm serious here, dozone was grooming me by gaz, i've contacted the mods, hipefully theyll sort him(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)
radio 6just a minute ago it was Dry The River, now it's some old music (I wasn't listening, don't know what it is)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:11,
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got the blackcurrant ones, might switch to halls soon tho as my nose bit bunged up(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:13, Reply)
You would be disgusted at my choice(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:23,
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This is what I have on the now.www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cjTIEqJWQ
One of my favourite riffs. All delicate and harmonic, but the vocals are talking about having sore bits after shagging.
I used to listen to this on comedowns with the first birds singing outside my window.
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Your mention of Depeche Modereminded me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_C7VSbwvc
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:28,
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Classic film, classic songput them together and you have a rather well timed mix. Better if you know the film story though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:31,
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Is the film about a woman with severe epilepsy?Did you read my blog about Joy Division?
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I didn't know you had a blogand no the film is a classic ballet tale and apparently Martin Scorcese's favourite film
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:34,
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Bit of Coil going on here.www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQhc5HcUgh4
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:31,
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Ooh, Coil.Gay industrial. Was it Johnn Balance that died or Pete Christopherson?
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Well they're both dead now, but Jhonn Balance died younger in 2004.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:35,
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Yes, yes he did.I remember when Sleazy died, TG were back in the news.
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BED TIMEmum says gotta be up ealy for school tomorrow bye everyone loves you lots
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