Is this really all there is on a Sunday night?
When I was all fields Sunday nights used to be ace.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:32, 117 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)

hey jeffers.
I'm a bit worried about Friday. I suspect you will all out drink me mightily.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

What worries have you got?
At the moment, I'll be drinking nothing but night nurse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I am a light weight.
so far there's you battered and Stunned, all what I would call serious drinkers, if I pass out my cred may never recover. You OK mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I've got a cold.
But I have had a nice bath. And I've eaten.

I'm going to the shop in a minute. It gets no more rock n roll than that!

What have you done this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I had my boy with me
we put up the tree and decorations and went to0 the park yesterday. today he had a show thing with his drama class and I chopped up a sofa for his grandad. now very tired and full of dust allergy. considering na drink and a schmoke and bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I hate Christmas decorations.
And Christmas cards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I bet you don't
you probably wreathe yourself in tinsel every night and dance around your living room before the traditional wank/Lord's prayer/crying combo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

It is a tad quiet.
I'm up for a chat but tired, so not very dynamic, but pic a subject and I can waffle a bit. might go to bed soon though, very tired, had to chop a sofa in half today among other things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

this is all there is
the bleak view of another dull week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Charming.
ain't you a little ray of sunshine?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:42, Reply)

twinkle twinkle

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:44, Reply)

She has been in that mood all weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:44, Reply)

i'm just busy
and there seems to be nothing else but work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)

well at least you have a fucking job.
Now man the fuck up and stop winging, it's nearly fucking christmas.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

oh I like my job
otherwise I wouldn't spend so long at it, I'm just a bit swamped and christmas is not far away and there are a million things to do before then and is never as exciting as it promises to be.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Winge winge winge.
typical Welsh..
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

humph!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

This is all there is, marra, all there is.
The rest is just a distraction.
Apart from the butter chicken I made earlier. That was truly fantastic.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Evil poultry murderer.
:P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

It was delicious. Especially the flesh.
;p
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Fuck your nihilism
Gimme a life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

What kinda life you want TD?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:53, Reply)

A bit of sex and some rewarding work
Not much to ask is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Well I can't help with the work.
but if you can get over here in the next half hour...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Crikey, are you that desperate?
Sorry TD, only joking ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Work - I'm working at the moment and if I get finished on time I'll be laughing.
Sex - I've got bollocks like beachballs and may be off to Pudsey Church Street soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:09, Reply)

It'll be like a wax dart!
You beast of the field ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Right.
I'm going to the offy. I think a couple of cheeky snifters are in order because I've got a bit of a sniffle.

Anyone want owt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I could fucking murder a drink!
But I'm on the wagon, see?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)

i'm deciding between port
and camomile and apple tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I'm having cocoa
which a shot of whisky in it, compromise is the key to success.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:07, Reply)

camomile and apple tea won
I need to sleep properly. Man, I am proper melancholy this evening, didn't help I put counting crows on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Squash jeff, why does America not sell squash

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Cause they is well shit innit.
They do have a nice variety of soda if memory serves.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

One of my US mates
On his first trip over here bought a bottle of Orange Squash and tried to glug it straight from the bottle.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm home.
I have tea and biscuits.
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)

*Waves*
Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Awesomes!

( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

welcome home.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Fankoo!
I see you demolished a sofa today.

Testosterone running through your veins tonight then?
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

nah, more like dust.
there were witnesses so I didn't get to use the axe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Spoilsports!
Not an ideal job for an asthmatic though.
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

No, nor was the recabling behoind the dusty telly.
still, all browny points with the ex. Although I mostly did it for her dad who is a decent sort and always treated me well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Oh well! always advisable to keep them happy.
Now I have caught up with the internet I'm off to unpack and get ready for bed. I have fucking loads to do tomorrow and Tuesday at work.

Goodnight!
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

night.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Sunday nights are quiet nights
Last night was fun though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

What did you do last night Zomberl?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Met some friends in Oxford
and drank properly for the first time in ages. It was a good night, though with a couple of surreal touches
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Ooooh, sounds fun.
surreal you say?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

My friend's flatmate came back really drunk
and kept waking me up in attempts to make me more comfortable, all the while talking absolute nonsense.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Were you uncomfortable and therefore needing to be made more comfortable?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I was absolutely fine
sofas suit me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I like a snooze on a sofa.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

It's rather nice
and how are you Jeff? Things clearing up?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Everything is fine and dandy thanks Amberl.
I've got a cold and I need a holiday, but aside from working too hard, everything else is sweet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Glad to hear it
any luck with re-getting the holiday time?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Nah, my 4 day break has turned into just taking Friday off.
And that isn't really very convenient.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Not at all :(
sorry to hear that. You're down in London for it aren't you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I'm on the hot whiskeys as I'm I'm vitiminally fucked or somesuch
/anyoldexcuse

Arthur Christmas is the bollocks and now I'm watching White Christmas. (other films ending with 'Christmas' are available)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

not for at least 2 weeks
then, and only then will I consider putting tinsel on the guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Snow. Snow. Snow. Snow. It wont be long till we'll be there with snow...
*shits tinsel*

I'm a hopeless case.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

You sound like a slightly drunk festive freak.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

*touches nose and points excitedly at jeff"
That was uncanny, Jeff man.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'd be brilliant on 'Give us a clue'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

what the hell
I thought this place would be full of christmas grouches. Or at least people who wait a while before getting excited
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Sorry, I can't help it, I fucking love it
*pops round to see Bing for a singsong*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

seriously?
it's just hype, crowds, commecialism and forced time with your family
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Hokey smokes, it never has and never will mean that to me
Make of it what you will but don't try to throw your cliche blanket over my fucking christmas

*shits baubles*

*weeps a bit*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

it's not a cliche
it's what happens.

You're lucky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Is Jusht you an me man, jusht you an me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

and Jeff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

You know it sista.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Jusht ush tress then.
Thash good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Father Ted christmas special is on at ten this evening.
This is still no reason to feel remotely festive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I just can't wait to have to sit through
coronation street christmas specials at high volume and surrounded by low level hostility
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I'll bet you love it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

:(((

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Doing anything fun for New Years Eve?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

no idea
the people I'd usually go see at new years just had a baby, so I guess there'll be no party there. Also, I have no idea when I'll be moving house.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you won't be moving on New Years Eve or the following day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

no, but it'll make a difference as to whether I go away for
new year or not. Perhaps I could even invite people over to mine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

That's something to look forward to.
And next year you'll have to have a party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

yeah
but I'm wallowing in self pity and know that all my friends will bring their significant other and just make me feel more alone when they leave. But tomorrow when I get the fuck over myself it will be something to look forward to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Make some resolutions for 2012.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

i can't think past a week monday at the moment
and the things I want to change aren't things I'd have much control over
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Well a new house is pretty exciting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

it really is
I just never thought I'd buy my first house on my own and in city I didn't really want to be in.

I got the stuff about it the other day. The guy who had it before was 80something and died earlier this year. He bought it with his wife 22 years ago, she died less than a year later. Sad story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Just keep in mind that you don't have to live in the house forever.
So if you do ever change jobs or relocate, it isn't the end of the world.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

but I will play this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Play this as well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDigo71Ab8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

a purple link
that I don't remember hearing before. I suspect I similar conversation happened last year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Evening TD
I've just had a bacon, egg and black pudding sandwich to end my weekend.

It's been quite a lazy one, not really done a huge amount, although last night I saw a film I hope to never see again, it's called Snowtown, and whilst it's very good, it's really hard going.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

That sandwich sounds nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Aye, twas rather good
Should have put some cheese on it too, really...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Snowtown is fantastic.
I saw it a couple of weeks ago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Did you find it hard to watch?
I think it was the lack of music, it just made me feel uncomfortable watching it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I got it from a torrent.
So I though that the low volume was due to that, but from what I've read it's just like that anyway.

Yes it's uncomfortable to watch but the bodies in barrels murders were horrible, seedy and sadistic. I don't think I'd feel comfortable watching a film about them which made light of any aspect of it.

What made it uncomfortable for me was just the casual nature of things, like the anal rape or when John Bunting just says to Jamie that that's his mate Barry in the barrel.

I think it's that the devil is in the details. I want to watch it again, I'll burn it to DVD and watch it on my telly rather than on my laptop.

It's a great film. Just not really 'entertainment'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

HDMI Cable FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)

It's certainly an excellent film, but one I'll never watch again
I've not been as uncomfortable with a film since 'City Of God', that was horrific.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 1:17, Reply)

I've just posted a post
But I don't know where.

That means I'm drunk.

Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Night TD!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

it'll be a nice surprise when you find ti
night night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Shit no
I'm on about three forums at once now, and I was dozing off and posting something unpleasant.

When you can write shite in your sleep that ain't good.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Liverpool is under attack
by hailstones and thunderclouds.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

You still out of the rob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Till tomorrow afternoon.
I've only bought two presents, and they're both stocking fillers.
Bought a lot for myself, though...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Where have you been and what did you buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Everywhere, Jeff
I've bought lots of clothes, which is bad.
And we've done drinking and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Woo-Hoo!
Did you get yourself a new Christmas frock and have you got Mr b3th a crimbo jumper?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

No : (
I've put on so much weight this year I can't fit into frocks any more.
I bought some jarmers though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You should stop using the little train on the pier and instead walk along it.
You'll shed the excess in no time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Jog back from the Pool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

loud at + HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

It's been an hour since anyone replied and this'll just sit all lonely at the bottom of the thread.
I'll take the opportunity to say I think Mariah Carey is hot and I'd sling my junk up her.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:37, Reply)