r u ok hun?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:05, 87 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm fine babe, how are you?

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Not bad reverse mathewman

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I preferred it when you were dead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

im here 4u bbz

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

hawt d8 tomo? do u wanna c my new fl@?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

not if it involves me driving there and then back to sarrrrfgate
but hawt d8in 4 sho compadre
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Haha, fair 'nuff, where do you fancy? I ain't found a good place for chili source, how about an indian? Ain't had that in tiiiiime.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:22, Reply)

cool beans i'll be round about 6

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Sweet

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)

hugz4ubbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

hugz 4 u

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Amberl, my darling, my love, I fancy creating something, I'm going to try and create violet flavoured turkish delight tonight.
What do you reckon? Think it'll work?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Ok, I've done it..... I think I've done it. I'm waiting for it to set.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm very well, Gonz.
Moussakka in the oven, glass of wine... what's not to like?

So, you get your flat tomorrow?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I'm killing da vino tinto
WIth a vengeance tonight. 'Er indoors found the texts from the uver uver half- ie I'm in shit street. On the plus side, the uver uver 'alf is an ex-dancer, hot as hell, and has a Honda Accord, but I'm walking away from a half of a few smackeroonies. Ah well- moneys money, but hot poontang don't come along much at 49!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Cool story m8

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Gee thanks. Your opinion means so much.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:47, Reply)

What ARE you?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

the next Prime Minister of Italy?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Hahaha, I've had sex before too ! hahah.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I saw some reference on faecebook just before to you hitting the vino...
you left the rest of the detail out though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Thats cos I is being mysterious
And elusive. And sharing it with the world. Tralaaalaaa. Birds and sky. Etc.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Oh dear...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

And when I need it
Where is my copy of Molesworth?
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I am not a German.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Is that so, Herr Günzenhausen?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Half price port in Tesco.
So yes, I'm amazing thanks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:03, Reply)

you're ill Baz it's medicinal
get it in ye.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, RIGHT THERE. HELL YEAH

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

So, erm, whats everyone up to tonight?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Going to this.
www.facebook.com/events/205586139517741/
Favourite night at my favourite club. It's the last one ever tonight though, so I am going to get royally hammered and try it with one of the girls who organises it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

On a wensday? Nice show.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Is Barry still your role model?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

In some small way, don't you think we _all_ could take a leaf out of The Big Book of Baz ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Thursdays are my only day off.
If I had an early start there's no way in hell I'd go. I'm responsible init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

i only just got back on the interweb
after some dark dark hours disconnected
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Hooray for the internet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'm glad you agree.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

it was hard work without it
although i did sleep for a little while so that passed the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

i watched that Black Mirror
and now every time they say something about 'pressure on the PM...' I expect the next words to be '...to fuck a pig'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I keep meaning to watch it
it looks quite good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

charlie brooker wrote it
so yes. Dark and a bit fucked up. There was a darkwronglol moment after the credits, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I've just got it from work
I need to cook dinner and relax. What have I missed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

the evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Meh
I'd have only spent it on here, chatting to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

nope
see trauma above.

anyway, how;s you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

What trauma?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I totally went loopy and you missed it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Go loopy again!!
I like the sound of that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

*goes loopy*

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ANG3yxpBCQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Evenin all
What's shaking in /offtopicland
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

*goes to bed*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Oi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

He's run away from you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I don't blame him Amberl.
How are you this fine (but nippy) evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Cold. Yourself?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I was cold. But I've eaten now.
And I'm thinking of having a glass of wine.

What have you done today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Nothing at all
been a long day. *nicks wine off Jeff*

I had some Vienetta but it made me sick. This was not in the contract :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Oh dear :(
Are you still feeling poorly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I've been doing some packing today, 5 fruit boxes worth.
I can't wait to move out now, it'll be soo awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

You're getting your keys on Friday if what I've read is correct Gonz.
If there are any delays and you fancy a bite to eat or a drink, let me know.

For the right reasons, I hope I don't see you though!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Getting them tomorow ! I'm afraid I'm really busy on friday, I got the day off from work to meet with workmen, but then have the office christmas do.
I saw somewhere that there is a bunch of you lot meeting up though, what's the plans and who's going?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I think I'm having a quick pint with Stunned lunchtime
And then kicking on into the night with Monty, Battered and QC for proper drinks and food after that.

If you think you might want a break from the stress of the move, then let me know!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Cheers dude, I think I might just take you up on that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I'm guessing you've got a number for Monty
But I can stick my number in a gaz if you like?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Gaz'd !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

OH man, I've made a georgous drink, really nice.... now remember, I doubt I've had more than 10 individual alcholic drinks this year ... it just doens't do it for me.... BUT... this is lush.
I simmered some red wine I had hanging around with some damson gin and a big glug of honey.

It's so nice and warming and making me smile and reminding me of christmas in cyprus with my close family.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Sounds wonderful. What are you calling it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Topple the Gestapo Tipple

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Sounds dangerous.
But at the same time, the sort of drink that would like your mother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Better cheers
felt alright almost instantly. Looking forward to your drinks Friday?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Yeah, it'll be a distraction from shopping.
It'll be nice to catch up with a few faces, as well as meeting Battered.

I dare say I'll manage to get drunk.

Up for a cider-boat-bash next year?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I am certain you will
have a good time.

And yeah definitely. When are you around in Bristol anyway?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Depends on work.
But if we/you choose a weekend, I'll be there! B3th said she'd 'travel' to make it.

Why don't we wait until the 2012 'Bristol guide' filters out and mix it up with the harbour festival or some other fun event?

If you fancy a more immediate pint, just gaz!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Good news on the b3th front
when is the harbour festival? Summer surely?

Yeah, will do.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

berk suggested around a bank holiday weekend.
But with Bristol rockin' in the way that it does, surely any weekend would work?

When is the King Street Jazz Festival?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I won my pool game yayayayayayayayay

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)

By a stoke? Or a length?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

By three balls and a reasonable clear-up.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Perv

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

heh
Alright you big spazz?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I can't help having an extra testicle!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:50, Reply)

You're the Scaramanga of the bollock world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:54, Reply)