Right I'm off to the pub for the day...I'll be back later, pissed and possibly abusive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WooHoo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

alcoholism is no laughing matter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Much like your posts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

ZINGO!
(verily forsooth, quender)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

This is what happens when you compliment a Scoper
One phrase repeated ad nauseam
(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

stop quendering me!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Only market porters and costermongers drink at this time of the morning.
My guess is you are the latter.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Well, not only...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Ok, What do you do that entitles you to drink before 10:00 am?
School teacher?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Vagrant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

yes, youn are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I didn't have a profession in mind, more a personal history.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

The sun is past the yardarm somewhere in the British empire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Hands up everyone with a drink problem.
Not me, that's for sure.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I seem to bang on about it more than I feel I should, but yes, recovering drunk here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Bang on about it as much as you like.
So long as you don't drink at all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Thank you, sir.
Don't worry, I have no intention of drinking.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Client entertainment
Although I'll probably wait until 10:30 for the first gin o the day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

What sort of clients are you trying to entertain?
Does it involve a pole?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Yes, a greasy one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Ah, a job in the city.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Dwindle is a good word.
I might write a song about dwindling.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

i prefer 'wither'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

S'alright,

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

STOP WITHERING ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

STOP DWINDLING ME!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

i'll dwindle you til you stop quendering me!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It is cloudy today, isn't it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

clear skies all the way to brizzle, monchanté

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Not from this direction.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

well thats because you live in one of those big machines i saw on that documennary where they try to create snow indoors

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

A coke factory?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

they put sugar in diet coke you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

And sell the cocaine in inner cities, according to our friend MGT

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

i bet shes got lovely cankles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

LOL

(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

rolf

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

My current favourite word is 'Quaffable'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That's a bit of a cunt's word.
I think you should reconsider.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

to be fair, i think only cunts have a favourite 'word' fucken fucks sake, fucken words are all the same innit? theys all got there uses
my favourite word is "fucken'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Some words are nicer than others.
"Dwindle" is definitely a more pleasant word than "hack".
But I agree that having a favourite word is little bit cunty.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

its what kids do
AND MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS BLUE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

MY FAVOURITE FILM GENRE IS "BOX SET".

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

My favourite horse is personality horse
My favourite food is quim
My favourite shoes are shoes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

my favourite air is nike

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

My Favourite Dress is by the Wedding Present.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

my favourite b3ta user is the one who is least needy and unspasticated

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

because opposites attract?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Fucking hell, get a room you two.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

aww don't be jealous, mm
he's all yours!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

You're alright doll, you need the pitty sex more than I do right now.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

not after last night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

You shagged Quentin last night?
How was she Gary?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

gary?
he told me his name was trampus maximus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

OOF POW.
Take that Quentin's self esteem.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

now hang on
you said it was quentin, not me!

(the boring reality is that i went to westfield for shopping and champagne with my friend, then back to hers for pretzels and pizza and a 2am gossip, but me shagging quentin is, i suppose, more fun for here. nowhere else though. urgh.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I agree with tph
Any pseudo yr olde words are shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

verily they are.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

QUENDER!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I didn't mean to start a fight.
Soz all
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

its alright PH there all pricks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)