Some chrozio.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:32, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am off to meet Mr TheDogFucker for a lunchstyle beerio.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

*vomits into mouth*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

What occured yesterday then Apey?
We need lols!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I drank from 10:30am until 11pm
And only had half a sandwich for lunch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Pussy
What were you drinking? Shandy?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

bloody marys, gin and Tonic, ale, lager, jeager bombs, red bull and vodka
is what i can remember, there may have been others
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

hahahahaha!
I'm sorry to tell you that at 1.30pm the hangover will get worse. It's just how it is.

I'd recommend:
Can of Coke
A shit
Cornish Pastie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Ooooo, yeah a good shit normally sorts you out.
Or a massive pile of hot meat from Needoo.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Done a poo, got a coke, no pasties in site
a little sleep would be nice. i woke up in my shirt and socks but with no trousers or pants on, I may have been abused
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

You peed yourself

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Have you vommed yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Nah, on an upward slope at teh moment, not sure how long it will last though
And no i didn't pee myself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'm telling you, 1.30pm is when it will all go wrong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You did. You totally peed all over your kecks and undies.
So you took them off, but you didn't need to take off your shirt or socks because you didn't pee on them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Check in the shower for shitty kecks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Oh yeah maybe he followed through

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Fo sho'
I'd imagine it was on the dancefloor, half of lager spilling all over the office girls, tie on head, piss stain down the front of his pants and most of the soup down the shirt.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Singing I am the One and Only

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

and playing air guitar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

haha!
Perfect
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Mum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Mummy isn't cleaning THAT up, sunshine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Do you still have shitty knuckles?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

POT yesterday that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'm going to just have a sip of this neat vodka
It has a fine nose to it, go on, have a sniff. Are you getting the notes of paint stripper?

*swills around mouth*
( Kroney, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

rtruely this made me feel a little ill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

You can't miss him
His dreads are very natty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Are you taking him to Needoo tonight?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You lucky bastards.
My bathroom will be finished today, I cannot wait to christen it with an almighty shit while I'm completely naked with the radiator and towel rail on full blast.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

There is something truly satisfying about a naked shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I don't understand the allure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It maybe to do with leg freedom whilst at rest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Me neither.
From the day my nephew started using the toilet he used to strip off to do a poo. I'll wait until he's got his mates round to ask whether he still does.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Girls don't poo properly
Do you take a book in?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

See, I don't do this, but the wife does
she sometimes shouts for me to bring her something to read if she forgets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

10 mins of peace
as the wife and kids wouldn't dare come in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

That's a recipe for piles, you know

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)

WTF, I do poo properly.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

i am not sure that this is how john the baptist went about christening people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I have just eaten my rare steak, mature cheddar and red onion chutney sammich
in motherfucking tiger bread. I win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

i am torn between upstairs (open chickpea burger and chips)
or the lebanese for a brown lentil and crispy onion salad with garlic sauce.

or a burrito.

argh. what do i do?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Burrito
The body requires shit food on a Friday. It is a medical FACT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Wendy Chrozio?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Does she drink down the Throstles Nest?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

The Throstles on Scotty?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)