I'm back! No one cares, time to kill myself.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 8:54, 73 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mate, I think I've made a terrible mistake with the livingroom feature-wall wallpaper and the paint for the rest of the place.
I ended up with a leather-like wallpaper with a regal grey pattern, and gray walls. I wanted a warming effect but I think I'm gonna end up with a Tim Burton Black'n'White Dream.

It was all the names of paints you see, "A whisper of egyption sand" and "Perfume" and "Snow wolf's dream" or whatever it was. It all confused me.

It's all to late now, trouble is Ma' got involved, had a full out rowel with her, whatever I wanted was 'wrong' even though its mine. In the end, I gave in and chose what she wanted. 4 fucking hours of it, I had enough.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

No, I'm being a twat, it'll look amazing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

add some colour with the pictures you hang on the walls

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

HELLO IS ANYONE AROUND ?!?!?!?1

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Nope, dead

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Sure. I've just scanned it in. Here you go:



(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Also:

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Time to head for the great KFC in the sky.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Jolly good, try to not to make too much of a mess, there's a good chap.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I bet you flew with
Virgin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Ssssh, I'm being melodramatic!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Well it's all go on here today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Just been to the supermarket for some Xmas provisions
You'd think there was going to be a world war. It's like a swarm of locusts have been through the store.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

This is what all the locusts say.

( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)

No pickled walnuts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Depends how long you sit in the bath, I suppose.

( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

urgh
I need to consider having to go into town. This thought makes me do a sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I've just been, it's fine.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)

i dunno
I get stressed at shopping normally. I suppose if they are doing late night shopping some time this week I could go then.

What can I get for a secret santa for someone at work? Has to be £5
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

There's lots of simple options.
It depends who they are and what they like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

The cover lecturer for art and stuff
unlike anyone else I could have picked out, I know very little about her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

What's her style?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

i don't reallly know what that actually means

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Does she dress like she should be at a hippy gathering, or does she wear figure fitting neutrals?
High heels or dockers?
How does she wear her hair?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

um
I...er...I just don't notice these things. I think she wears shoes and clothes and things and wears her hair down. Or up. Shit, I genuinely can't remember, some kind of french pleat/bun thing? Definitely seen her wear a cardigan
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Well, this is incredibly helpful.
If you want, you can gaz me during the week and I can give you some suggestions. As I said, there are quite a few options even keeping within a secret santa budget.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

will do
got to find something before Friday. I might just have to wander round a late openning shop until I find something not terrible. Or Dun Elm, that sells art stuff. Art teachers like arty thing I reckon.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Dunelm has a great craft section.
See also: The Range.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

there's one of those near me
they're fun for 'making things' stuff. can't go in too often otherwise my house becomes drowned in 'things I could make something cool with but won't get round to'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I do scrapbooking, so I love those kind of places.
I probably have enough 12x12 paper to redecorate my whole house by now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'll kill myself with you.
Someone knocked into my telly last night and broke it. It's the most annoyed I've ever been.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Were they doing squat thrusts at the time?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'm not sure.
That would make it slightly less horrifically annoying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Insured?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

No.
It's from Richer Sounds and less than three months old though, they're pretty good with returns. Should be fine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'd go skitz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

So the 'targetted' advertising on Google Mail just threw up a link to this recipe
www.recipesource.com/main-dishes/meat/pork/spam/00/rec0004.html

I quite like a bit of spam now and again, but this recipe sounds vile. What do they take me for?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

The sort of recipe one keeps for a nuclear winter!
I like the idea of cornflake crust. Hahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

more like the sort of thing I'd make by accident

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

really? you like spam?

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I made an error
I needed an alarm clock and the only one which wasn't hideous/wind up was a Ben 10 one. But now I realise it only has 3, 6, 9 and 12 on it, so how the hell do I know how to set it for 7:15?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You need to set it
so that the alarm hand points exactly 37.5° clockwise from the 6. You may need a protractor.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I left my protractor at work :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I have an idea!
I shall wait for the second hand to go 6 seconds past the 6 and put the alarm thing there. I'll be up 3 minutes early, but I can handle that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

point the alarm hand pointy bit at the 3 then just a little past and bingo

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

really?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

get a different one

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Oh Kristine, you with your logic and sense.
Anyone would think you're not mental at all.
How was your date?
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I'm just saying right if it's so complicated you can't work it then what's the sense in keeping it EH
she could fucking regift that shit

it didn't go, he's sick
ain't that some shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:08, Reply)

He'd better not be dicking you around.
Gonna make another date?
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:10, Reply)

supposed to go to dinner and have drinks on monday

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Ooo! dinner and drinks is well grown up.

( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:24, Reply)

it's at a sports bar, so it will include cold chicken wings and beer

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Oh.......................
Still it's one more date than I have.
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Haha, it's like the creators of the Ben 10 Alarm Clock already know that the kid is going to USE THEIR MOBILE PHONE instead of the clock and that they're just there for decoration.
,P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Sorry my reply was so slow.
I have been doing fun things, like pouring caustic soda into basins.
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

No worries =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:04, Reply)

That does sound like fun.
I have been doing laundry and shopping. I am now working on another application form (deadline: midnight) and have a massive joint of beef and four cans of beer in the slow cooker.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I've been so productive today I might as well end it now.
I'll never re-live the moment.
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Lord no.
Sit on the sofa, basking in your home-made glory.
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:11, Reply)

*basks*
*like a great white shark*
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:19, Reply)

A GREAT white shark.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:27, Reply)

: P

( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I misread the deadline as midday.
Checked again to find it's midnight hence why I'm now working on it, otherwise I'd be sat on my arse with my feet up as I haven't fucking stopped all weekend on account of the missus being ill.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Poor sweary : ((
Give her a hug from me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I'd rather not get too close if you don't mind...
I don't want her nasty germs!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Should I keep my gob shut, or should I ask how the interview went?

( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Absolutely shite.
Completely ballsed up the test so the interview was a non starter. c'est la vie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Why'dya do that? you silly sod. What you wanted to do was ace the test, get the interview, ace that too, get the job and then you'd be sorted.
muppet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I noes right?
Onwards and upwards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Ma' always says "You don't learn by what you do right", and on that she's not wrong.
They'll be a next time, and now you know what to do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I think it was more nerves than anything.
I'm fine in interviews usually but tests tend to make me spaz out for some reason.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Tell them you're dyslexic, you get an extra 30 minutes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)