If you celebrate 6 months will you also celebrate 18 months?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nah. It's also as it will be a year to the day since I proposed.
She has been a bit down looking after the baby all the time and I thought doing something she might think is romantic might cheer her up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

That's nice then.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I would go with
Flowers and then find a great frame and the best picture of you on the wedding day put picture in frame job done...

Or you can get the picture turned into an oil painting version and as above.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

That's a 1st anniversary present as 1 year is paper
/Ididthat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I didnt think to do that on my paper anniversary
I just gave my missus a used tissue... I did fill it with my love for her though so thats ok.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

If possible the best thing you could do would be to dump mini battered on the grandparents and take her out for dinner and dancing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

out for dinner and dancing up the shitpipe, dry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:51, Reply)

WINNAR.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Our daughter only has two grandparents as we don't count my parents. My wife's parents are in Scotland so it's a bit difficult.
Flowers would get wasted as she goes to the states the following day. I think I will cook a meal, decent bottle of wine, get the t-shirt printed I mentioned above, buy her some perfume or something and not shout at her for a change.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

If she's flying out the next day
book into a hotel near the airport for the night. Get room service and make sure she has good reason to sleep on the plane.

Then make sure she comes back to a spotless house with no piles of laundry to do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

the b3th speaketh the truth here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

It does happen, occasionally.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

A hotel is a bit outside my budget unfortunately. I am flying out to states a few days later to join her so will make sure the house is clean.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

oh well, all I know is that we just had our first night out toigether in 5 months and mrs ape was very excited
it was like getting our lives back a bit...could you get a babysitter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Maybe one of the other mums from her NCT class could babysit. I will look in to this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

This could work as they will be impressed by your intentions
Their husbands, however, will hate you for this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You're assuming they'll make it till then.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

This Sunday it will be 16 months since we got married.
I never thought the old boy would last that long.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You must be gutted

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

We've got the yearly oncologist appointment next month
so fingers crossed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

If it was the proctologist, would he be gutted?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

gutted hard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I hope his onc is ok

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

who knows?
Every time he gets a headache or a muscle twinge he's convinced he's on the way out.
The man is not one of life's natural optimists.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

You are Anna Nicole Smith AICMB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You claim your banana?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

mong brain

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

*cries*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

not you...
...you mong brain
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Oh ok I see what you did there
*drinks more coffee*
*remembers she doesn't like coffee*
*throws up a bit*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

breasts?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Bongle?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Billions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Thanks for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)