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How would you make religion fun?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:53,
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I've been to an all black church oncethat was fun
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:57,
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But you are white? You fucked up their plans there!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:59,
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What, like, the New Zealand Rugby Church?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:05,
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Oh DiT.Really? I thought better of you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49,
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Ban itEverything is more fun when it's forbidden
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:59,
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Ere mate, wanna buy a altar boy?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01,
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by not practising itit bans all the good stuff
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:59,
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You could add some silly rituals and costumes. Maybe some singing. And food. Crackers and Booze maybe.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01,
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All priests to dress up like clowns.This will cause child trauma, leading to the instant dissolution of all boy choirs and a lack of altar boys, thereby ridding the catholic faith of under age buggery in one fell swoop.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01,
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get rid of the crucifixion myth and tell everyone jésus christo died on a bouncy castle(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Stigmatad your sister recently?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:03,
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not that i'm aware of, but i reckon she wouldn't mind if i nailed her(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I'd make noncing compulsory across the board.Why should Catholics have all the fun?
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I'd print out thousands of these and scatter them from the church-tower:
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Fuck off spamming your shitty non-existent band all over the place.(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
There are a grand total of 15 replies above this one.Find out if it's 'bindun' for yourself you lazy arse...
Tch. Some people.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:07,
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I meant.... has any religion yet decided that bombs are a great way to liven it up?
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Islam?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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I replied to you in the other thread btw.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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Thank you kindlySome I haven't seen there, appreciate the recommendations. Remembrance was like, the only good Sly McCoy one, wasn't it? That and Battlefield.
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It was one of the better ones, yes.Ghost Light is pretty good as well. Not all of the ones on that list are on DVD yet btw - Zygons is to be released next year some time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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Oh!I think it was done by some bloke actually called Bindun.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:25,
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Why does it have to be fun or interesting or modern.It's fucking religion make it what it is, stop lying about it's beliefs intolerance and general wakiness.
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Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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ohcome on come on come on come on come on baby now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:18,
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godi try and bring a bit of scouse culture to the table and all you two care about is your cocks.
df, fair enough, but clendrix, i'm surprised at you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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i'm kind of glad i don't have onethey look a bit of a pain in the arse to me.
darth??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:23,
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It *is* rather majesticand not a little veiny.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:28,
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Clendrix's cock will make you feel sick IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.I mean you'll choke on it, probably.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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yewah you did, in your second post you said mmm... stake, like stake was foodbut steak is the food, not stake
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Your mum spelled abortion wrongly(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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I can't think of anything that can't be improved with moar boobs.Except maybe a gay gangbang.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26,
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alsoMOAR WANKING AND SCREAMING THE LORDS PRAYER
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26,
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move it into the pub and make darts the prayers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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This post makes me feel sick(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:37,
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Someone has left a Ferrero Roche on my deskI think that they are taking the piss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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Instead of a wafer, I'd give out Jaffacakes.And watery wine is no good. I think our lord's blood was actually vintage port.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40,
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Sloe ginI am having great post-3-pint fun with my new MEGAPHONE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:41,
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I forgot to put Best After : 15 pints(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:48,
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I'm missing not making any this year.I hope there is a better harvest next year.
You're not using a megaphone in a pub?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:47,
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But it tastes nice and they'd all start bashing out tunes on the old joanna and having a dance(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:42,
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we're talken about chucrchy folks here, the only thing there interested in is paedophilia and tiffin(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I have a mate called TiffinWould Christians be interested in him?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:45,
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This is trueI've never met a vicar who didn't like a good drink.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49,
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You said oo ee ooh aah aah and the next line of that friggin song is ting tang walla walla bing bangYou have made a right cunt of me there.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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or right, sozthought you were talken bout them south afrikan biscuits
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i don't think they work in churches, i've heard of a helm but i think that might be something on a plane?if your not going to contribute properly maybe you need to go away and think about your life for a while?
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you mean like a wooden one in a church?. i don't think they can drink can they? he's ruined this thread, cunt(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Quentin, if you give only one present this Christmas,Can it be your own life.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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No, I meant belmAs in Joey Deacon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57,
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If I were, I'd be in good company(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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I reply to them on internet forums(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:03,
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oh i know that you mullet!I was just making a church reference to cring it back *tuts*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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Just for your friend's benefit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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I don't know. But I'm in the pub with lusty which is awesome!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49,
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I hope she's gone off for a slash otherwise you are being terribly rudeor do b3tans converse via /OT when they get together
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:54,
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steady, son. have you been on the full-strength Kia-Ora again?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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i haven't had kia ora in years, its mango, passion fruit and the other one all the way with me bucko(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)
The Process Church were quite a lot of fun(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:50,
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Is that a Jim Jones thing?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:51,
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Nah they were rubbish.The Process lot were LSD enthusiasts I think.
Anton La Vey's Church of Satan were OK too - and not half as 'ooh, Satan, heavy metal' bent as you'd think from a) looking at him b) their name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:56,
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isn't that Toto?not War?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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We are not in Kansas any more(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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I can tell by the crack addict holding me at knifepoint.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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I thought it was an 80's power pop thread(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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That's just the way it is.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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80s, sporters.That's clearly Run DMC vs whateverthefuckhewascalled from about 1998 or summat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:05,
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Oh Mighters.That was a bad 90s house remix of an 80s classic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:06,
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*bookmarks Badger being wrong on the internet*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:16,
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Leave the internet please.If you don't I'll have you living in a box before you know it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:03,
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I'm sorry, man.But do you really want to hurt me?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:04,
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Careful badger, you're like china in his hand(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:05,
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Oh come on, that's Darth's tune"don't push too hard.."
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:06,
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You may well be big in Japan but it'll take the swords of a thousand men to defeat me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:07,
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Tenpole Tudor.You sir, simultanously win and lose the internet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:10,
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Don't try to kiss me you fucking chutney.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:20,
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he done a picture of his bumhole for you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21,
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but, in the spirit of continuanceso how did it come to this bitter end?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:09,
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There must be room in your heart for this not to happen(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:06,
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Nah, I've suffered a total eclipse of the heart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:09,
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keep holding out for a hero.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:10,
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There can't be.I'm listening to Radio 4 and they haven't mentioned it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57,
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I don't think Chompy is from milton Keynes at allwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16192494
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:00,
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I'd be interested to see if the US differs from other countries.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:10,
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I assume it would, but I expect a lot of countries to have a very high level.(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I cannot believe that stat is true(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:15,
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'I haven't done nearly that many. Yet'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:25,
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The South African numbers would be horrific(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:16,
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South African colours are worseBlik
Whaaaht
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:17,
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Why won't that bitch just high five him?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:06,
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Tick follows tock follows tick(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:19,
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dumm du dum dumm du dum dumm(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:22,
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Burn all the thingsBum the Pope.
Give everyone left love eggs.
The end.
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