Yesterday I *had* to eat hotdogs after I watched Man vs Food shortly after waking up.
I really don't like them on the whole, but nothing else would do.

Ever eat weird shit? Do you have a guilty food secret that is really disgusting but you don't care? I have the occasional liking for corned beef.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:18, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

red sausages are just fucking wrong
saveloys man. bollocks to those
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Happy candles, hope you don't get "This is for your candles and Christmas presents"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

thanks naked ape, got bollock all so far but the postie ent been yet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I bloody hope he comes with your little tub

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

haha little tub of what?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

MEERY CHRISTMAS!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

MAZELTOV.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

does your candle have something to do with christmas? it loooks well boss

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

it means im getting old and shit, fucking unnecessary

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Biscuits wot i MADE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

holy shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I used to employ a girl
who maintained that saveloys are made from fish.

When I asked where she got this idea from, she explained that 'you get them from the fish shop, don't you?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Fish potato is very rare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

i used to work with a girl who couldnt file papers in date order
cunt used to sit there with a calendar in front of her so's she'd know what went next
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh dear.
I wonder if it's the same girl. I hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

We had a Jehovah's Witness come in on work experience.
Absolutely infuriating little fuckwit. Oddly, the JWs also showed up this morning, to drop off a copy of The Watchtower. We're a business FFS, why in the fuck would you think we'd be interested in talking about a non-existent heaven that you already know you most likely aren't going to?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Saveloys are wrong.
Cheap hotdogs are the epitome of mechanically-recovered meat. Essentially a smoky vehicle for chili-barbecue sauce in my book.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Hotdogs are fucking lush!
Fried onions with some of the hotdog water poured on at the last minute, a gallon of tomato sauce and mustard.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Fuck all that bread though MOAR MEAT

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You have to "double sausage" in a hotdog bun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Drain can, empty contents into a mug, microwave for two and a half minutes, squirt a dollop of your sauce of choice in the bottom of the cup.
DONE *Ramsey hand gesture*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Nothing like a cup of hotdog to start the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i dont mind miscellaneous meat i ent no snob
but theres something about sausage skins and the whole redness of it all that makes me do proper little fucking sicks
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

What about chorizo and salami?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

chorizo's got all those weird little lumps of white shit in right?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Uncooked, yes
Fry it off first for red oily nominess
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i had it in spain once and they cut it right thick and it sat there all chunky and shit in a bowl of bread and grease
i had a go but couldnt do it all. chorizos one of those things what tastes nice but if i stop and think about what im eating i'd pewk right up.

lol. child.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Fat.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

saucy cunt.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

oh lol

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I have a secret place in my heart for macaroni cheese, bacon and mango chutney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Macaroni cheese and bacon would work very well
I also like the Jamie Oliver one where he made cauliflour macaroni cheese.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I make mac cheese with fried salami and chorizo cubes.
Win.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Put the lovely oil left over after frying in with the butter when making the white sauce.
Fuck man this thread is making me feel fat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Another good idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I make broccoli pasta cheese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

The kids love that
I have it all the time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Corned beef is fucking lovely.
Though I have a secret craving for Spam sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever had spam
*ponders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Corned beef gives me a sore throat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Try taking it out of the can next time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Why did I just lol at this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Because you are mentally subnormal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I thought so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Oi!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post721344
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
At least I didn't call you a Deacon this time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

And
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post642237
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Haha excellent.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I'm so old
that when I was at school they had spam fritters on the menu.

Luckily I was a packed lunch chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

One of the people I work with swears by spam fritters as a hangover cure
He's a bit weird.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

weird northern
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Mr Mash
with loads of butter and cheese

*weeps*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

butter icing in a mug

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

pretty sure that posting two thread s in a row is bad attention seeking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Sorry to have ventured into your specialist area.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

no probs mate, just don't tread on my size 4s again yeah?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Also, Man vs Food is excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

excellent/grotesque

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Best of all the genres

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Very much so, but I can't help but enjoy watching it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Monty you have to eat here on your trip
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A6jarins_Beztu_Pylsur

Alt: I used to have a completely disgusting habit of putting coleslaw or potato salad on Doritos, adding a little bit of chicken then eating. I haven't had that in months though and the thought makes me feel ill now.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Coleslaw is pretty vile anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Homemade coleslaw can be fucking amazing.
Much more choice over what goes in it and how it's seasoned.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's not necessarily the mayo, it's mainly the raw carrot
When carrot is cooked, I absolutely love it, but I cannot stand it raw.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I assumed all they ate was fish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I would probably not be going if that was the case

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

One of my housemates makes an odd dish, with a spicy sauce, chicken, and diced up hot dogs.
The odd thing is that it's pretty tasty.

Depends who you are really, many would say I'm weird for eating Marmite. Then again, these are probably the same hamtouchers who think I'm weird for not eating Jaffa cakes, despite the fact they're absolutely fucking vile.

Then again, I do remember you being a tad surprised when I admitted I preferred horseradish to mustard on my ham sandwich.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Lusty dislikes Jaffa Cakes too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

She's clearly got some sense

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

How'd you figure that?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

She doesn't like Jaffa Cakes
Also, note I only said 'some'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I got new boots in the bestest leather ever and they're nicer than my £200 Dune boots that didn't last a minute
but these boots were only supposed to be £70 (but I'm a bit skint and i was doing my sums and i had to have them) but they were reduced to £49, and when I got to the till they were THIRTY FOUR NINETY NINE.
I swear on my neck they are quality boots better than my Dune ones. And I asked why they were so cheap when they's well made, lovely soft strong leather and the man said they're last seasons and nobody liked them!
£34.99 bestest boots ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

You can't beat a good pair of boots.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

you just wanted in on the boss boot club like me and my bitch annette

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oh rosalicious there's no way you could have had them pvc things with the clicky fucking spurs on them!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

h8 u

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Or is it Emma...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I used to love grilled spam on toast.
I miss spam : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

+ purses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'd give you some Spam if you were here right now.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

For my 30th a smelly old cunt bought me Marguerite Patten's Book of Spam

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)