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Wormulus has got tiny hands.
I'm sure he'd pull your finger if you asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I always assumed he would have long spindly fingers
with one long finger nail for nose picking, and they would be bizarrely soft as he never does any work and rubs in "hand cream" all day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Wormulus is like a young Mr Burns.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
I have no idea why I think that, I just made it up, I think it should stick though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
We should make up more Wormulus rumours.
Wormulus doesn't like the sport of baseball as the stitching on the ball "looks mental"
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Wormulus can't stand the taste of cheese as it reminds him of his mothers milk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
YES !
He once went to Harrods "For the ethnic experiance".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
wormulus has a tattoo of Micheal Buble on his arse, when he bends over the mouth opens

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Have you seen the homer simpson vagainal tattos?
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NSFW NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
*moves from computer to phone*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Wormulus once gave his penis botox because he considered it to wrinkly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Wormulus strips completely naked to have a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I heard he stands up to shit and sits down to pee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I heard that he has more scarfs than socks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I heard that he has 119 stars on Super Mario 64 and refuses to get the rest on principle.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Wormulus owns the largest collection of Elizabeth Duke rings in England.

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Wormulus hates the texture of thermal paper on bare skin.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I heard he sneeked into a pregancy-test factory and replaced all the strips with Liptus paper.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Wormulus is sexually aroused by polystyrene balls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Wormulus once herded a sheepdog.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Wormulus had a part as an extra in 90s kids TV Show, Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Wormulus doesn't believe in giraffes
but is quite scared of werewolves
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Wormulus can't look up

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Wormulus doesn't like the Posiedon Adventure.
Everytime he sees Shelly Winters it brings him out in hives.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Wormulus owns a well stocked wine cellar.
He doesn't touch the stuff though as it's just "grape piss"
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Wormulus has four gonads

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Wormulus can actually smell what The Rock is cooking.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Wormulus takes his own cutlery to restuarants, just incase.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Wormulus doesn't "do maths"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Wormulus had all his teeth replaced with those of deceased tramps as this gives him magic powers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Wormulus watches live snooker for the banter.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Wormulus was abused as a child by Mike Reid
And now prefaces all sexual acts by screaming "Runaround... NOW!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
wormulus only goes to the library for the smell of books

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Wormulus doesn't believe in Santa but won't dismiss the possibility that he might exist.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I like this one.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Wormulus is the youngest person to ever win Big Break.
I'm clicking all these to make an all-wormulus popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Wormulus has a problem with the kids TV show funhouse.
On the grounds that it is neither fun nor a house.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I also like this one.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Wormulus keeps all his left shoes in a different cupboard to the right shoes
And is prepared to explain why at considerable length with diagrams.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Wormulus enjoys fishing as it's the least brutal bloodsport.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Wormulus wears a leotard and sweatband to the gym for the lols.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Wormulus inspired the song I wanna be adored while dating Ian Brown.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Wormulus volunteers for an Elderly Charity so he can absorb their powers.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Without the billions though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

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