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Carrying on from the subthread belowBest album and best song of 2011.
Alt: how is it only 2:45?
Altalt: Celebrity Christmas death match 2011, who would you put in teh ring and why?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:45,
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Thanks Chmpy, from you this means everything(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:58,
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you know what, I was surprised by that Lana del rey song videogames. She's got a great voice. Don't know about song of the year, but a lovely song.
Time is mysterious.
Christopher Biggins vs a Polar Bear.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:51,
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i'd delete it for you,But now others have joined in it would seem a hollow gesture. SO JOG ON!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:57,
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I think I'd have to go with Overkill, by MotorheadAlt: nope it's 2:52
AltAlt: all of them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:51,
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What do you make of the Head Cat stuff?I should like it, I really want to like it, but it’s a bit rubbish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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Doesn't suprise meWhat the fuck is "Rock a Billy".
Rock a Billy No Mates more like.
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Rock a billy as a genre is ok; I know not of Head cat though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:04,
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Imagine if you will that someone from Motorhead played in a band with someone from the "Stray Cats"a band which spectacularly failed to be any good in the late 70s and continued that streak until the present day.
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Not listened to it, oddly enough.I shall remedy this as it should be my kind of thing.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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I don't know any songs or albums released in 2011. Not being twelve I don't care either.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:55,
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you remind me of brayndedd,Why not cheer up a little? Put on the radio.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:58,
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He likes to play for effect, but he's harmless reallylike a noisy old goose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:01,
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PUTTHEFUCKINGRADIOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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fo srs radio 4 aint gonna shed any light on the big tune releases of 2011(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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People think you are much more intelligent when you tell them you listen to radio 4(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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I could tune into opendecks internet radio starring dj sensation sexface. I could catch up on trance to bum bummers to(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:09,
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Every single album and song was shit.Alt: Fuck off
Alt alt: Fuck off
Hope this helps x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:59,
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It does thank you, however you are incorrect as I know taht you are going to see the Black Keys(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:00,
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They aren't as good as they used to be.Everything after Rubber Factory was a dissapointment.
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I liked them before they were famnous, then they got shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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I didn't like them before it was cool not to like them, so there.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:13,
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I don't knowBeing a 100 years old I don't listen to the radio.
Alt: I don't understand the question
Alt alt: I don't really want to watch anyone die. But for the purposes of the game, Giles Brandreth and Tony fucking Blackburn.
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poor tony, He'll be red raw getting through the whole of blackburn.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:29,
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excellent thanks sweety.You?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:38,
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For me, the best album was Neuroma - ExtremophileCan't really think of a best song.
Alt: No idea, I'm having a hellish day.
AltAlt: Anders Breivik vs The Cast of TOWIE, that'd be entertaining, if nothing else.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:05,
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AAA to the rescue witha sensible answer!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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Best Album was Darren Hayman and The Secondary Modern - 'Darren Hayman And The Secondary Modern'.
Best song was Darren Hayman And The Secondary Modern - 'Rochelle', or possibly 'Elizabeth Duke', or maybe 'Nothing In The Letter', or...oh, just get the album, it's wonderful.
15:06 now.
AltAlt: Can I see Battered vs The Dale Farm Gypsies?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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Put wormulus in with the pikeys and you're on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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Wormulus and Battered vs The Pikeys.They'lll have to overcome their dislike of each other first and then team up. We could make a movie of it and everything.
NB: I have nothing against Battered (or Wormulus for that matter), I just remembered how vocal he was about Dale Farm so it sprang to mind as a good deathmatch.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:11,
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That's why Wormulus leads the pikeysand Battered leads the rozzas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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What do you reckon some fat bloke with soft hands is gonna look like after a pikey pasting?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:14,
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I don't know, I hadn't given it much thought.I didn't even realise you were thinking about being there.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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Not being the seventh son of a seventh son I'd still hazard the guess that it would consist of battered not saying anything otherwise some knacker would rearrange his dental workIt'd be a very tedious deathmatch
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:18,
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It might at least live up to the 'death' match part of the name.Which they very rarely do.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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Actually I did here one albuim that came out this year that I actually though was quite good, but you'll all hate me for it.Adele's 21, was decent, if not spectacular. Then again I'v not listebned to the vast majority of the rest of the stuff that came out this year.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:10,
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Is there a time difference between the South and North?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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Must be.We're higher up so ahead of you or something.
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girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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Aim higher.15 years is like yesterday.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:19,
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I have no idea what records have been released this year.Alt: it's not. It's currently 15.27.
AltAlt: Bono and Justin Bieber. Self explanatory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:28,
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Bad as Me, by Tom Waits.I don't know about song. I like that one that goes bom bom bom-bom weedle weedle bom bom BOM weedle. You know it?
Alt: It's not.
Altalt: Kim Jong-Il and Muammar Gaddafi, they're both qualified. I predict a draw.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:29,
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I thought so. That's why I nominated it. Did I do right? Did I? No-one's laughing at me, are they? *wrings hands*
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:37,
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I thought you were new...how wrong I washello /Talker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:43,
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if you go to talk now,You'll see why.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:46,
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not rubbish,Just very quiet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:50,
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because she was sleeping soundly at home with my dad whilst you tried to fashion a sex aid from roadkill to slate your lavacious appertite(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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hahahaha, we spent the morning telling truths about Wormulus(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:04,
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I know. The bastards waited until I wasn't here to do it too..(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:08,
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We can have another go one day if you like(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:10,
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It's OK, I don't think I could compete with what was already done anyway.And I did at least get the pleasure of just reading it in one very funny long list on the popular page.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:16,
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It's hilarious,Well done all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:21,
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I think I got drunk and added random people to facebook last nightLast time I did that I added 2 pages worth of people with the same first name as me.
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Hey Naked Apehey, hey listen,
come over here...
listen...
Apeyyy!
go fuck yourself.
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My guess is you ended up friends with a _______ Mears then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:20,
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Chompy's name isn't ________ you weird cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:21,
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The fact that you have ever managed to mate with a female is much, much weirder.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:26,
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If I had managed to mate with a male succesfully would have been really something(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:27,
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Well you've tried enough times.If anyone can, it's certainly you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:32,
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As he posted a link containing his full name on here a while ago I thought I'd not do it again for him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:27,
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Rightly so.The last thing he wants is for anyone else to find out his real name is Geraldine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:28,
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Sometimes I feel like we could have been brothers *hugs*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:29,
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*kneels weeping in shower, scrubbing shoulder with Vim*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:31,
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I really must get thicker blinds in my bathroom.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:35,
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This will not stop the webcams I had installedYou sick, sick man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:37,
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He is an ACT-OR nowHe was the chap in Dr Who
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:31,
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I really don't like Dr Who.I didn't like it when I was a boy either. It's utterly bent. I thought Blakes 7 was excellent for some reason. I am 99% sure it was atrocious.
MESSAGE ENDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:35,
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Dr Who is vaguely endearing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:38,
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It's bentany scifi where they sort things out with words instead of guns is bent; see StarTrek
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:39,
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That genuinely was the best comeback I had at my disposal.It's been a long day.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:43,
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One of Rory's best ever quotes: 'EastEnders in space'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45,
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The Next Generation was the absolute worst for that.Every time it looked like somebody wanted a scrap, it turned out they were misunderstood and just wanted a cuddle.
Fucking bent.
At least in Eastenders people got hit by cars and pushed down the stairs, in TNG it would have been about to happen but then Patrick Stewart would talk them down and they'd all go home happy.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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AND YET YOU STILL WANT A DRESSING GOWN?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:48,
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Fuck yes. Modelled after the original series, ain't they?You don't know jack, you schmuck.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:49,
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Jack is, I'm assuming, the name of your 'trekkie' boyfriend?Every night you and he get your 'special dressing gowns' on, and he bends you over the Star Trek box set, saying
'the needs of this benny are greater than your need for a poo'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53,
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I think this is my best post ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53,
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Quite possiblybut you're not exactly climbing a mountain there, Monto.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:54,
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That was about Battlestar Gallactica though, and on that front I agree with him.Dr Who is ace though.
Well, not Ace, Ace was his assistant, back when he was Sylvester McCoy. Played by Sophie Aldred.
None of which helps me in my case that Dr Who is not 'bent', does it?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:47,
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Request denied.Sorry. Try again when I am feeling more cooperative. I'm very suggestible sometimes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:48,
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Fucks sakemy fucking lazy cunt coworker has gone home with a cold and is sure they won't be able to go to site tomorrow so we have to do three peoples work with only two, and one of them is a lazy cunt too.
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He's the one with the coldYeah, Al, your "colleague" did it, you skiving shit.
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Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45,
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Helen Keller's posts are more accurate than Nakers'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:47,
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You had to Google Helen Keller?Everyone knows who Helen Keller is, we're taught about her at school. She hid in the loft from Nazis. Presumably her diary was badly spelt in its original form.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53,
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I gave up history before GCSE, as it was so badly taught and the curriculum was so uninspiringit involved almost no 20th centuary history as I remember
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:56,
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OK.Well, just so you know, Helen Keller definitely hid from Nazie.
Anne Frank was a deaf, dumb blind girl. Her prowess or otherwise at Pinball is unconfirmed.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:01,
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I can't remember what I was listening to in the first half of the yearTo be honest I'm struggling with Novembet.
Album: Rachel Platten, Be Here
Single: The Pierces, Glorious
Alt: practically hometime now
Altalt: Jesus vs Santa, refereed by Brian Boitano.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:44,
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