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I'm bored with Christmas threads.
What are you doing on New Years Eve?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:16, 165 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
murder mystery party again
bet i get the part of the eccentric artist again, too
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I did one of those a few years ago.
It was good fun.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:45, Reply)
i've done loads, they're pretty cool
I just kinda miss the days when we used to go out or have big parties, but the people who are running it have a kid, now, so I guess things have to change.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:47, Reply)
When you get your new house, you'll be able to throw your own parties.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:48, Reply)
yeah!
I've been planning colour schemes. I think my lounge will be orange. I have thing for orange at the moment
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Will the pigs have their own room?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:51, Reply)
potentially, yes :)
I kinda want them to be in the lounge, but there's a back boiler in there and I don't think you;re meant to keep them in rooms with those. Unless I just imagined that.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Why not put them in the shed?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:56, Reply)
they would get cold!
the trowel lives in the shed
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Will you have a big garden in maintain?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:59, Reply)
it's not massive
and it's all grass at the moment, but I'll put in some vegetable beds or something because I'm totally cool like that
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Wow. You guys are really rocking it tonight.
Around about midnight on new year's eve, I'll be trying to coax the dog down from the ceiling. Bloody fireworks.

How is everyone tonight?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I'm so bored I'm considering going out for a walk.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I'm bored as well Blousie.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I'm bored and a bit sick
I have achieved nothing but getting more paint colour cards.

urgh.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Only boring people get bored

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)
and we are

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)
That's not a very nice way to talk about your internet friends

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)
i'm a big old meany

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)
*goes off to do stuff*

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)
'stuff', eh?
And does 'stuff' have a name?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Is there owt good on the telly this evening?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)
*comes back from doing stuff*
I've taken all the books off my bookcase in the spare room and discovered I've got damp : ( Hopefully the new guttering I've just had put in will have fixed the problem.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Well, if you will read erotic novels, this can happen.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)
On the walls, not in my pants.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)
*Feeling deceived*

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Doubt it.
We're just watching Frozen Planet again. That thieving penguin still makes me laugh.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Was talking about him about half an hour ago!

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)
He reminds me of my thiefy dog. Very cute.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Retriever lolz

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)
INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)
One of the shittest films ever made.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)
THINGS BLOW UP!!!

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
IT'S STILL SHIT!!!!
Possibly one of the most jingoistic, gung-ho films ever made. Utterly appalling in every respect. Apart from the special effects, they were good. I was embarrassed watching it at the cinema.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Let it go DG.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
No, it was a crap film and two hours of my life I'll never get back.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
It was so crap I've refused to watch it again since even to prove to myself that it really was as shit as I remember it being.
And I've watched Jaws 4 half a dozen times.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)
New year's eve
I'll be at a party at one of my G/F's colleagues house. I'll be taking a guitar and we'll be having a singalong!
How naff is that.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Not half as naff as referring to your partner as a GF, are you 14 all over again?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)
is that when you last had a GF?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Unless "G/F" means girl SLASH friend, where one of them is friendzoned or FWB.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
We've discussed this
We're not married. We don't live together. We've been trying to come up with a better description of our status for frickin' ages - feel free to try to find one!!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:17, Reply)
TB has told me he will arrange something
I fully expect that the two of us will either spend the evening on our own in the flat drinking cheap white wine and watching cheesy tv.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Evening berk.
All well in berk-land?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Not a clue, but I hope to spend it IN MY AWESOME NEW FLAT.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Horse and Groom in Shoreditch.
I am only going because the elusive girl I love to bits is going. I still have no idea where I stand with her.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)
It's not standing you wanna be doing, AMIRITE? AMIRITE?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
wit wooo! Barry fancies a girly

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I can tell you now I more than fancy her.
I've spent a couple nights with her (minus sex, I ain't shagging someone I'm not going out with) but fuck me it's hard to work out where I am with her. She'll text me asking to see me and when I agree she just ignores me. I'd drop it if I didn't think she was perfect.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)
so basically she's playing hard to get
and you are totally falling for it?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Nah I've learnt my lesson.
I'll never text her, she texts me. For example she's the one that's ridiculously forward in person.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Maybe she thinks she's perfect too, hence her attitude.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)
She'll change her tune when she sees his new shoes.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I'm not sure.
She's not *amazingly* attractive I just think she's an amazing person. I've been out with better looking girls but she makes me laugh and unlike previous female acquaintances I actually love spending time with her.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You won't shag someone you're not going out with
But you'll spend half an hour licking their ring clean, eh?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)
he's got morals, you know

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Bingo.
If I actually *like* them I'm never going to sleep with them straight away.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)
^ this I've learnt the hard way.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)
It's crackers sleeping with people you like straight away.
The only downside to waiting is it gets built up and they'll be disappointed when it's abundantly clear I haven't got a clue what I'm doing.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Well if I ever get another date before I die I'm not putting out till I'm sure they really like me......
..........or I get too drunk to care.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Fuck it, I'd just go for it
it's been long enough, now
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
If only I looked more like George Clooney.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I no rite.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm loving the sig Blousie.
It's all positive.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I'm trying.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Very :-)

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Come on sex is the least important thing.
Maybe I'm a massive poof or maybe I'm a bloke who was born three hundred years after his time but it's the fact you both get on and like each other that's most important. Then and only then after that you can think about bumping uglies.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
You are correct but sometimes you don't know how much you like someone till after bumping uglies.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I've never been in this situation.
Mostly because I haven't slept with enough people to know good sex from the bad. Well actually one girl I was with was useless, so I suppose I don't know competent sex from amazing sex.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I wasn't talking about how good in bed they are.
I mean just generally get to know someone.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Oh right yeah.
If I think I like someone I'll definitely give it a good while til I sleep with them, obviously it can work the other way round where like you say you don't realise you like them until after doing the deed. That's happened to me a couple of times and it's ended disappointingly which is why I'm even more staunch about my views now.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Me too Barry.
Knickers on till I know them.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)
And once you know them, you can just pull 'em to the side.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)
*looks disdainful*

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

some_text
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)
?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I think its the wrong image.
I can't find the original, this one's too fast to understand what's properly gonig on. Come on though, it's a guy doing the "OOOOOH!" thing people do when one individual insults another.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)
just a bit of fabric fucking

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
The 'hard way' is the best of all the ways.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Are you being rude?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Yes Blousie.
Yes I am.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Good.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)
How much are you getting paid to deal with this?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
His entire weight in coats.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Being an internet fatty shut in, that's an awful lot of coats.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Someone would have to go through an awful lot...
... wait for it ... an awful lot of paint brushes!!!!!
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
it took me a while..but
BADDUM TISH!
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Jeff, give zippy his login back.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)
So what is everyone
1)hoping will happen next year?
2)expecting to happen next year?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Evening again
1) get a job, lose weight, have fun
2) same old same old

PMA, right here. How about you?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
mostly i'm hoping I don't spent another year
single/involuntarily celibate
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)
You at the stage of doing one of those deals like the movies
"if we're not married by 30 we'll marry each other" only with humping a sweaty-palmed b3tan?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)
You've got the C.V to get a job.
Now go get it!

Have you considered looking for training roles? With your teaching background, that might be something to consider.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Totally going to get right on that.
I can't waste a shiny new CV like that, after all.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I can't remember how we left it

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
It basically says
"Give me a job, I'm fucking ace"
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
But hidden in amongst the C.V is the suggestion 'unless Jeff wants the work'

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I wouldn't dream of standing on your toes, dear.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)
You wouldn't get close to standing on my toes
What with your massive norks.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
This is definitely true

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)

1) Business will continue to be good.
2) Business won't be as good and I'll have to reduce my rate (again).
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
your ass is getting pretty cheap for those sailors already these days

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
And don't you encourage her either.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Shut it.
Taff.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Hand £10
Mouth £20
Arse £50

Am I close?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I think y ou mean pence not pounds

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
No. Bristol is a centre of commerce.
If you think I'm charging WsM prices you can think again.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)
much more competition

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
You could get more than that on the pier

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I'm not doing some deal where I get paid in prize-bingo tokens.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
crazy golf tokens, however...

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
As the OT Crazy Golf champion.
If anyone wants my title, they'll have to put up the money to play me.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
so when's the new year pier bash, then?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
When do you want it?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
NOW!
wait, sorry, I thought I was at a protest
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm going to call Bristol drinks next year.
I'll leave B3th to organise Pier Bash II
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
so when are they, then?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
TBC
I've not checked to see what else is on in Bristol. But I'd imagine it'll be summer time.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
that's forever away - I don't plan *that* far ahead

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Well when it goes in the calendar
you'll have something to look forward to won't you.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)
we might all be dead by then

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)
But we might not be dead.
We might all be alive. Alive and in the mood for cider.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I find this very unlikely

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)
You don't have to come Captain.
If you don't think you'll enjoy it.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)
it's the alive bit I am dubious about
2012 innit, don't we all get eaten by zombie aliens at new year or something?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)
If that's what the other kids on the Sunshine bus are telling you
Then who am I to upset you and say otherwise.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I'm never in the mood for cider.
Cider is fucking rank.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Nice cider is nice.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Cider is just like apple juice
and that's rank too.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)
You massive spaz-factory.
Cider is lovely.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Fuck you, boyband!
I can't drink fermented fruit.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)
boyband?
You cider hating freakoid.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Right, I'm off to bed. See yous the morra.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Night!!!!

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

1. Meet the love of my life.
2. Get a new fireplace.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
fireplaces are nice
:/
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)
It's definitely a close second to romance.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Re the new fireplace.
I see you've got grate expectations for the new year.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
LTI

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
*Flick V's - and leaves*

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)
now look what you've done, BGB
he's only gone and gone
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
He'll be back.
Boredom will drive him back.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
You'd miss me if I really left.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
shortest flounce ever

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
It wasn't a flouce.
I've reacted to LTI requests before. Usually I just go and have a smoke.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
At least Jimmy Tarbuck could have his jokes back.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
You're being very spiteful this evening Blousie.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Luckily I'm off to bed soon so you'll be safe from my wicked tongue.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You're no Barry.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Haha!
*feels a bit sick*
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)
And Ken Dodd's dad's dog would feel a bit safer.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
your mum
Obviously
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Alright K
How is life treating you?
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
To answer the question
We'll be entertaining a fucking bunch of fucking weirdos off of the fucking internet, after which, on new year's fucking day, we'll be fucking off to Edinburgh for a right old fucking session.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Good work DG.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)
It's going to be epic.
The only problem is going to London on the 30th and not getting back until 16.45 on the 31st. Tomorrow I may do some prepping so as to cut down on time.
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
What is sending you to That London?

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
A 40th birthday party.

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Fuck yeah!

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Right I'm off!
Goodnight!
(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)
nighty night

(, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

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