if you were a cowboy for the day
what would you do and why?

alt they should make a film about cowboys and dinosaurs, what else could they make a film about?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:19, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd have a Sarsaparilla

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

yee-HAW!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I would hide somewhere until I wasn't a cowboy anymore

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

wherever so lil lady?
if you was a real life rootin-tootin cowgirl just think o the fun you could have, ridin over the prairie, shootin rustlers and drinking some moonshine

yeehaw, darn tiggity nabbit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

sounds shit and knackering

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

you could be a whore at the whorehouse instead then, or the madame of the whorehouse?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

She'd make a boss Madame
Every time one of teh whores had to fall down the stairs to stop being up the duff she'd hold a minutes silence and blame the man who made the newspapers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

i'd hope she was the one throwing em down the stairs, what with her being scouse an all
pardner
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

What's your cowboy name?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

The Backless Chaps Kid.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

all chaps are backless, you wear them over jeans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I'm inferring that you wear yours without any jeans.
Because you're a raging homosexual.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

You don't, you wear them on their own
and then you pretend to be Christina Aquilera
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

you mean
christina "mad dog" aguilera the mexican bandita outlaw?

Ayayay!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I just did it for you, your cowboy name is:
Chett Mitchell
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

OMG that is SOOO COOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Nah, that's fucking shit
your name could be "Butch Clovis"

Or Quentin "Mad Dog" Oftiweak
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

i like mad dog, hol on a sec

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Yeah, that's pretty cool
If I was all wild west, I'd be dead scared when you rolled into town.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

What about when bella arrived?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Don't diss Bella
or Darth will make a throwaway comment to make us aware that he and Bella "text quite a lot" and that he's going to grass you up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Do they?
Do you reckon Darth likes a bit of a Munchy Box when he's not with his mrs? I can imagine it gets very boring living with a vegan.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Apparently they do.
It was only a throwaway comment though. Not something he's been dying to boast about.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I hope he wouldn't boast about something like that.
I wished him a happy new year, and he never said anything back to me, that's pretty rude isn't it?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

yeah well he was probably busy texting Bella
They still text quite a lot. If you're not sure about it, just mention her name. He'll say "I shall tell her that." And then you'll know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

how do i know?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

The gifs keep on coming
h9.abload.de/img/wenger-guitarepa4d.gif
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

This one is excellent
h10.abload.de/img/roysworlduyptz.gif
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i don't see how this is relevant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

can't see it on my phone. I'll check in a bit. Roy was ace.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Look after cows

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

thats not very rock n roll

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Rock and roll hasn't been invented yet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

jsut cos they didn't have electric guitars and recording equipment doesn't mean taht the cowboys weren't rock n roll

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Shoot the injuns

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

YA-HOO!
peeow! peeow! peeow! !
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Good game yesterday.
I would say unlucky but we bossed you all over the shop fam.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Second half was yours, we should have killed it off in the first. Walcotts finishing is shite.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

First twenty five you were all over us, I was gonna turn it off.
Then for the rest of the game we bossed it. Things are looking up, we're gonna be class.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Ruiz and the other fella were good too.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Ruiz is my favourite geezer in the world, best player that will ever be at Fulham.
He NEVER loses the ball.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I'd probably go out ridin' fences, even it was raining
as there would be rainbow above me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

wowzers, we got ourselfs a poet here boys

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Don't you draw the queen of diamnonds Q, she'll hurt you if she's able
the queen of hearts is always your best bet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

wowzers, we got ourselfs someone with no taste in music here boys.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

lets string him up by the courthouse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

This is true I am currently listening to Skrillex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I had to google that.
I'm not really any the wiser, but based purely on his photo on his Wiki page, I don't think I'd like him.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

He makes shit music.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

He does look like a massive tool, this is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Fucking hell, really?
His music has been fucking awful, no matter which style.

FFTL are one of the worst bands I've ever heard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

don't know FFTL, but I am partial to a little dubstep and electronica

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

From First To Last, his last band
Screamo, absolutely awful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Screamo is awful, sure I saw some "hip hop screamo" once...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Sounds like Brokencyde

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Yes, hilarious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

They make some of the worst music I've ever heard

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Alt has been done already.
See: Valley of Gwangi.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0065163/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

soz i don't click links
cowboy things plz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

It's a film about a bunch of cowboys
who find a lost world and rope themselves a dinosaur.

Bit like King Kong, really. But with cowboys and dinosaurs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

wow that sounds amazing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I haven't seen it in over 20 years.
It probably looks shit now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

as do you, squire

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I'd build half an extension then clear off to do another job for cash in hand and not answer my phone.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

jeepers!
i said cowboy, not irish
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

It's not 1975 you know.
Either really or in your strange cowboy land.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

its 1884 and i'm about to ahve me a HOEDOWN!
yeehaaaaw!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

they shoukd make a film about forum users
Thinking up films of other stuff. Call it film forum films a forums films.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

sounds rubbish, you no good cotton picken sheep rustler!
Yeehaw!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I reckon them two racist blokes probably did it.
They wouldn't prosecute someone 'less they knew they dun it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

i agree, seriously
the fact they both lied about knowing each other shows they had something to hide, they need hanging
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

They should make them both black up with boot polish and then live in tottenham and see how they like it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

and then have some skinhead retards stab them when their teenagers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

they're

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

are you really bothering?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

It'll get through eventually.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

This is a battle of wills not seen since Jady Goody called Shilpa Shetty a "smell brown poo"*
*I have no idea what was actually said, but karma got jade good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

its my new years resolution, he's doing me a favour

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I'm sure they'll appeal, maybe on the grounds that they couldn't get a fair trail due to media coverage over the years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Maybe, but they're onto a loser their I reckon.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I hope so, asuming they are guilty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

there

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

They're onto a loser?
They think Quentin did it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

you so mean
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Damn it, that's my resolution to be nice on B3ta gone for a burton.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I wish the BPI would shut the fuck up
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16382648
What about the recession? Do you think that had something to do with your 6% drop in sales you pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Also the 90million more singles they're selling should shut them the fuck up.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

That top ten albums of the year by sales is pretty depressing...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

A lot of people are morons, this never suprises me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

but, Micheal Buble christmas....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I'm not a fan, but he's the sort of thing my mum would listen to.
He's not offensivly shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I hate his voice, it is smugness vocalised

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I think the fact that any Christmas themed album is in the year's top 10 sellers is appalling of itself.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I can't remember where I read it,
but just this weekend someone on one of the papers said that the most depressing thing they have heard this year is that in the week before Christmas, '21' sold 80,000 copies. "That's 80,000 people who thought 'you know what, I haven't heard "Someone Like You" quite enough yet this year'"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

My mate lives above a karaoke place.
She hears it about ten times a night
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Oh God.
I imagine the only thing worse than hearing Adele sing 'Someone Like You' 10 times in a row would be hearing 10 different drunken harlots singing it one after the other.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Does she hold a minutes silence every time?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Eh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Something about murdering songs, I would imagine.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Actually, yeah, that's funnier than what I was aiming for.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

That song was stillborn!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

And you wouldn't hold a minute's silence for a stillborn baby?
You heartless, heartless woman.

And from a city that came to a standstill for Gary Ablett, no doubt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I bet they all held hands and swung back and forth and sung a song about never walking alone and all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Apparently they are demanding an investigation.
They won't rest until the hospital releases all his files.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

What's the point, they'll never believe the result of it unless it backs up what they already believe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Managed decline is the only way to sort that lot out.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

NEVER!
*waggles enormous eyebrows*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Well The Sun did say that he died of Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma
And they don't understand how he can have died of a non disease.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

It's a conspiracy because he used to be a slave trader.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

That's what they call Evertonians these days?
I thought 'Toffemen' was insulting enough. I mean, they can't ALL be gay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

hammer to the head?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm taking the mick out of you being scouse and scouse people being dreadful melodramatic grief whores.


Wuv you sweety xx
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Oh, she's a mackem innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Oh, no, I didn't get that at all.
But I like it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Hi Boris *waves*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Hello Diedre!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Nothing new on the popular page for two weeks
You unfunny unclicking cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

i don't understand it personally
every single one of mine and yours posts is pure gold
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

just too much genius to pick from

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

so click it all and let god decide

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

So it's cold and windy outside but CHCB is making me run a marathon in the summer
so I should go out and do some running. What should I wear to make me as comfortable as possible while sweating and grunting like a dying hog?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Pyjamas and slippers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I don't know, what do you normally wear when you are having sex?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1485496
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

a stetson
NOTHING ELSE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

why would anyone do such a thing?
I reckon Womble outfit with ass cut out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Can I wear some yellow chaps?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

you leave those chinese men alone!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

But they are so tiny and cute, you can pick up about ten at once

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

i don't want to hear about you picking up men

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

with the womble costume, or just on their own?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Either/or

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Run on a treadmill inside in a thong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

a treadmill in a thong is gonna chafe somthin rotten
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

You should run up the route of the 307 except stopping at Enfield Chase and come over.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Cowboys don't exist, if they did, they must have been so bored.
I swear I honestly have heard of them doing cowboys and dinosaurs, or maybe dinosaurs and aliens, not even joking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Hello Gonz.
Good 'winter break'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Oh mate, seriously, fucking awesome. Fucking stupidly awesome.
I live in the most georgous flat, it's a work in progress but most of it's done. I just been to ikea to get some bedside tables, on saturday the new bed is coming, and hopefully finger's crossed the handy man will come on sunday to put them together (along with a load of other stuff).

Check this out, I got from ikea these 3x + 1x bars that go in the kitchen with hooks, and I'm gonna hang these on.

The bedroom will be 100% complete when the handyman comes, it's sooo nice and comfortable and it's nice being in a proper made bed. The livingroom and office is like 99% done too. It's so cozy and nice.

Do you fancy at the end of the month for you and the misses to come over for cocktails and nibbles? I'm not far from Enfield Chase, about a 3 minute walk. It's so nice being easy walking distance to a proper town centre too, loads of resturants and bars and shops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

How was yours?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

And everyone is so friendly ! It's great, the neighbours, the shop keepers, everyone is so nice.
I was going to ask the girl from Dreams bed place to see if she fancied test-driving the bed, making sure it works properly. I like her, she seems really much like a 'real' girl, I mean, she's really nice and friendly, she said for new years she was in bed by 8, I donno why, but I like that, shows that maybe she's content with snuggling up on the couch or something. I should have worked in a question to see if she's taken.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

It could also mean that she has no mates because she's a nutjob.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Like I'd be upset with a nutjob, handjob, blowjob or even a bloody steve jobs.
I reckon it's 'cus she just likes to take things easy, watching box sets of telly, posting about on facebook, talking on the phone to a friend or two... that sort of thing.... being content just on her own, but really thinking it would be nice to snuggled up to someone on the couch and be able to chat shit to.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

It was pretty good thanks.
Missing my kid massively though...

Glad the new pad is living up to expectations.

EDIT very much yes to your invite btw - thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I couldn't even imagine, did you not get to see her at all?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Not once.
Ex fucked off to Amsterdam and left daughter with her parents, knowing I was off work and could have looked after her.

I am most upset, as you would think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I don't get it, aside to get back at you.
Eaither she thinks you're a threat to the child, and therefore should only have supervised visits or even not at all... which although would be wrong, if she wanted to play that line, at least it wouldn't appear vendictive. OR, she doens't think you're a threat to your child, and should give you proper access to her (or no, not give you proper access to her, but her proper access to you).

I got a cousin right, and his wife is a proper fucking bitch, super bitch, check this out.
- She doesn't allow the two boys to play football (some kid's team AND school team)... the kids grew up playing and watching football with their dad, and it's something they very much enjoy. I think her excuse was something to do with it not being an accademic excuse.
- She told the dad not to do any paperwork with the devorce 'till after the batmiziah, as it would effect the kid. They agreed to leave it 'till then. In the synagog after the do, she served the papers.
- He's a serious earner, we're talking mega 6 figure salaries for the last 15-20 years. She's a housewife. She wants 75% for her and the kids. He now works two jobs to keep with her actually rediculous finacial demands.
- She's been actually violent quite a lot, smashed up the house a few times.
- Cousin's Mum (my Ma's sister) has only seen the kids 10 times since it started last year.... yet before this she practaclly raised those grandkids.

There are a lot of cunts in F4J, people who deserve no access to their kids what so ever... but their message is very very true.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:20, Reply)

Is Enfield Chase on the train line that goes to Liverpool St?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I think the one in liverpool street is Enfield Town.
Enfield Chase goes too Mooregate, Old Street, Finsbury Park, Ally Pally and...ermm... a few others.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I'll look into the best route from our gaff.
It might be pretty easy. I think the Moorgate/Old St trains stop quite early though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Sweet, check it out, you two can always crash if you want, but I would really love it to have you two over.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

i strongly disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I strongly disagree with you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

What do they do all evening? Most of them can't even read.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)

They shoot horses, don't they?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

They bum each other rotten.
Like in that gay film that Quentin likes so much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Yeah', but even then, you could only do that at most 16 times in one evening.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Then they eat beans afterwards.
It's a shit life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

First day back at work today
And I forgot there was football on this evening, meaning I'll have to go to the match wearing a suit. I expect to get called a bender more than usual.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Hello mate.

EDIT I mean, you bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Alright bud
Happy New Year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

And to you.
Boozy break? Mine was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)

It was
I'm having a break from it for a bit. Saying that, we must organise drinks soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)

After NYE at Stunned's I'm very much on the mellow tip for January, I think.
EDIT but yes, let's get something together.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:05, Reply)

As long as it won't involve lunch!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)