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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is a lot of bickering on here these days
tell me about someone in real life who really gets on your tits for no good reason.

I hate a guy at work because he has an annoying face.

Alt: rich and crippled or poor and able bodied?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:49, 219 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Gareth or Christian?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)
yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I had an epic dislike of someone in school as he looked like a cunt
I was very shocked to find out many years later that he was,in fact, "a canny lad"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)
apologies to everyone for me being on the pop page twice with superfly twice and none of you on it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)
oh you just appeared on there too, well done
its a hard life living at the top
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh no, how did that happen.
This is so embarrassing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I have more words on ther tahn either of you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
yeah, so our quality ratio's higher

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
our words are mainly spelt correctly.
Well, mine are anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)
oh lol
i just noticed depserrate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Some of which are even recognised English ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

some aroumnd 1%
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
What's wrong with you man? You used to be able to spell!
Also, can I say you're a magnificent example of masculinity.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)
basically we're much better than everyone else here, basically

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
he has a shit load of sockpuppets
clicking his posts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)
i don't think that works, there discounted by the IP address

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
You don't 'think' that because you have repeatedly tried it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)
nah, i used to be a mod didn't I?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)
pretty sure i was, before i got into the accounts and legal racket

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Alt: I am the latter, thanks for asking

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I bet a doctor would disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Calls Dr.Mengle for an examination

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Who?
Was he the doctor in 'Neighbours'? Wife called Nell?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I think he's missing an 'e'
I mean, who could forget about good old Dr Menglee?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I have a boss that seems to think that 80% out of 700 is more important than 30% out of 17000
There only so many times I should have to explain percentages to someone on £40k+ a year.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Offer to swap him/her a percentage of your wages to theirs?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)
draw him a picture
with his blood
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Alt:
I appear to be poor and fucked. Starting the whole "eat sensibly" thing this week and no booze for a month for me. Weight training and running to follow next week
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I was thinking of getting an exercise app,
how futuristic of me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Endomondo is a good free one
as is MapMyRun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)
runkeeper is the one I use, maps where you ran, how far, calories burnt etc
it can also do other sports. I set it to run while I was snowboarding and forgot about data charges :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'm looking more for a workout routine app than a tracker.
Indoor based, I spend enough time outside as it is.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I'm doing the same, except a week without booze will do for me i think

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I always take off January
It has become tradition
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i can't do it. i get to twitchy and bored and grumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)
+thin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)
yeah but I have a bottle of Hendricks at home...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I've got a Jonnie Walker Black label
I'll finish that off and then it's crushing boredom for the next two months.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Does it make you want to look at redheads with large breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
There's a girl I used to be friends with who goes in my local
The reason I hate her is because she's accused her ex boyfriend of raping her, which he'd never do. Fact is, I barely get on with him either, he can be alright, but mainly he's a bit of a cock.

So, I hate someone for a baseless accusation against someone I don't particularly like either.

Alt: Well, I'm the second, and I don't mind too much. Then again, only 3 months away from clearing my long term debts. After that, I've got a £300 overdraft, but that won't be too bad to clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You should rape her.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)
She's a half deaf, rather unattractive ginger girl with unimpressive breasts.
No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Is that why the jury cleared him?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Nope, she's not accused him to the police, simply told all of her friends, knowing that they'll spread it further, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
No one would believe her
Do it twice
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Hello TheColonel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Hello The Boyce
How was your festive period? Festive and period-y I'm guessing?
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Mainly periody, sadly.
Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)
It was acceptable, from a calorie-intake point of view.
Deciding to quit smoking was not a good idea.
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)
How many a day were you on?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Three queers, two benders and a poofter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

oofter artridge in a pear tree
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
If I didn't drink then between 2 and 10
But the days I did drink, I more than made up for it.
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'll take out her hearing aid too
She'd never hear me coming, hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Although she'd probably still be able to smell your bell-cheddar.

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)
It's knob cheese so mature it'll make your eyes water.
Works well on crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)
bell-cheddar?
urrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Everyone who gets on my tits gets on them for a reason
even if it is an utterly spurious or ridiculous one. Like the way someone laughs, or the way they talk, etc.
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
An annoying laugh is a valid reason.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Girl who used to work here had an annoying laugh, and she was also very loud
Doubly irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I used to work with someone who spoke incredibly loudly
and would laugh by going hahahaUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH where the UUUHHH was a really loud indrawn, nasally breath. It made me want to lobotomise her with a biro.
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Oh fucking hell, even just reading that makes me want to murder her.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)
It's a shame, because she was a really nice girl
but she just did this hahaUHHHHHHH after almost everything she said. After talking to her for ten minutes I was gritting my teeth so hard in restrained fury that it gave me a headache.
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Alright Berk?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Get to claiming
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-16414213
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Fuck yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I woke up and my 77 bottles of wine had dissappeared officer,
I thought I had just drunk them
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Sounds like my dear brother,
who is a spectacular wino.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)
along with my dictionary

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Alright Monters?

(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Not toooooooo bad actually.
When are you coming to town for booze next?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
When are you next organising it?

(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I don't know.
Maybe February? What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I am busy the first and last weekend in February
10th or 31st March is do-able, on my account at least. Poll the others and see what they think?

EDIT - motown this time, yeah?
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
the trainee starts every single sentence with "sorry"
poor and able-bodied. then i could use my brains to get rich.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

brains family connections
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)
as if!
i think i've billed about £50,000 in total as a consequence of my family connections.

i only need another £450,000 per annum because of them and then i'll make partner...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)
So, through family connections, you've earned £50,000?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
No, she's billed that much for her firm
Through family connections she's been set up in a flat in central london with a first class education.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)
sounds a bit mafia to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i won a string of scholarships to pay for the education ac-tu-a-lly.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

won a string of scholarships to pay sucked a lot of old men's flacid cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
dude
what you do with your baby is up to you. just don't judge me by your standards.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)
He used to do it, not swallow, get his wife to open wide, and gob the contents right up her.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Couldn't gob the contents up Swipe though
Due to her (self proclaimed) big hairy clit.

The same clit that Bert described as a floppy aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Ah well, just spit it onto a cob, and use that instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That was Becky's.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Ah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)
hang on a fucking minute
neither my clit nor i have ever met bert!

nor have i ever fucked either of my brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
+knowingly

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I stand corrected.
You did admit to having a big hairy clit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)
you accused me of fucking bert
this is UNACCEPTABLE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)
although admittedly i've actually done far worse than bert from this board

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Bella?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
No worse than Bella
EDIT: Ah, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)
She does have to have a flatmate though. Just to avoid the despair and loneliness

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)
only for another 2 weeks or so
then it's blissful lovely peace and quiet and the bathroom all to myself in the morning. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Some things just have to be done.
in for . w p
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Oh Bartles. Oh rahlly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)
no
i have earned the firm £50,000.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)
In how long?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)
about 2 years :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)
better buck your ideas up missy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I'm helping a pal TIDY HIS HOUSE this evening.
What are YOU doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Going to the pub.
Again. Christ I am bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)
take up crochet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I'm not one for lawn games.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)
0/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)
It deserved less

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)
well at least we know you won't be
grassing up monty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)
^ puns of steel

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
currently I am
crocheting a square. Like this: www.crochetville.org/forum/showthread.php?t=111599

later, I might mark some work. I might not, too.

I am the very epitome of rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Looks like a purse for an old person's condom

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I have just had a great business idea...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I forsee a remake of Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels.
*film*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It's not a million miles off in terms of scale actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Better watch he doesn't get his head cut off and his body shoved down a rubbish chute.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I shall be watching out very specifically for that happening.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)
If it does, can you take a picture or we won't believe you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Don't I fucking know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

know it give a flying fuck what you believe? NO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
That is truly awful grammar.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
pretty sure she's lying about being a lawyer, she's far too thick
there's no way she's had an education
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
bite me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
he's gonna need a bigger mouth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Oh I like this
it combines a film quote (which I'm totally into) with a clever insult.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

mouth BOAT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
My jaws don't open that wide.
I mean, I can have a nibble on my wife if I like, I've got pretty flexible jaw ligaments, but you, nah, not gonna happen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
your wife has a cock? Makes sense I suppose....

(fucketybye CaCRocker, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
i would definitely believe him because there is no way taht anything your brother tells you when your a teenager could be anything other than hard FACT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
*gets shot*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I've met that weaselly-faced cockney chap twice,
he drinks in the Yucatan in Stoke Newington.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Tell you what, Monters
just to save time why not just make a list of the people you haven't met and we'll all assume you know everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*CLICK*
i met bob holness once
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I've met the greatest rapper to ever have walked this earth - John Barnes.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I met Gordon Broon.
Well, I shook his hand anyway, not sure I can say I met him. Also Terry Pratchett ans Richard O'Brian, I think that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I only meet people before they are famous

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I wonder if terry remembers you...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Did he play you the theme from Baker Street on his saxophone?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
oh fuck off, no you aren't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I'll gaz you picture tomorrow if you insist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
yes please, with the days newspaper, your face in the photo and an address

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Don't do it guv', it's a trap!

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
even so, this guy's thick enough to actually do so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
It is less believable than your work lies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
thanks, is this guy a joke or wot?
would an adult man really be doing this, and moreover would he REALLY be stupid enough to brag about it on an open public forum?

REALLY?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm not bragging you oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
then why mention it, you complete and utter cretin?
seriously, you have no right to call anyone else stupid anymore, the sword thing was bad enough but your genuinely retarded
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
you're

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Stop it Quentin, you're being annoying now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
i held a little shred of respect for him before, but its GONED

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I thought it might be of interest.
Bit more so than 'I'm cooking some food' or whatever. All I'm doing is helping cut down some plants and stuffing them into bin bags, it's not like a fucking bank job.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
how and why would it be of interest to anyone?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)
OK
What are you doing this evening?

Something that is more, or something that is less interesting than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I'm going to be making dinner, then maybe, just maybe, mixing some grout for the bathroom tiles.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
i'm going to use the search function to do some research on b3ta
find out where in North London it is you live, find a photo you've uploaded yourself and report you to the old bill

you fuckwit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Haha, you are such a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
cheers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Christ alive you're a helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)
hang about
your bankrupt, you correct peoples spelling on the internet, your a self confessed drug addict, you hate your job, you think your brother got away with beheading a hobo, your a father and you 'farm marijuana', but I'm the helmet?

oh dear
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
As so many of us clearly annoy you why do you bother participating on OT?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
nobody here annoys me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Really?
A few people seem to upset and anger you, but you claim nobody annoys you? Not even Bobby? I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
who's bobby?
nobody here has ever upset or angered me, i like most of you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Doesn't appear to be mutual though does it? Can't you take a hint?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)
no
he has no idea that everybody (except roota, but she's only one person, however mighty) thinks he is a tedious bellscratcher.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Yes, Bert, yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
that old chestnut?
try harder and stop giving me reasons to think your mentally backward
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
You are Mabazritchie AICM Oh dear you massive turd

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
i didn't make any threats of physical violence, your the one breaking the law

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
You have embarrassed yourself a very great deal here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
how exactly have i done that? even if everyone else here disagrees with my stance on drugs
they'd have to agree that its foolish to talk about farming cannabis online, especially as a parent
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Yes, you can tell by how outraged everybody apart from you isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
i'm not outraged, i'm flabbergasted by the stupidity of the man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Really? Oh.
Because you're coming across as the full mumsnet, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
i'm shocked, for sure
it just never occured to me that this level of idiocy could be reached here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Consider the facts
1. Lurkers don't know who Monty is.
2. Some posters don't know who he is.
3. The majority of those of us that do know him don't have a problem with his attitudes to and use of drugs.

So in what way stupid is it of him to post his activities?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Plus
I'm sticking some pot in a few bin bags: not exactly Midnight fucking Express is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)
really?
and yet you surpass every previously suspected level of idiocy with every post you make. and you make an awful lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)
As well as remembering something from quite a while ago, coming closer and closer to admitting to bering Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
It won't be long now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
bering Bert? Is that the bit of Bert between Canada and Russia?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
You're thinking of the Berts of Magellan

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Is that the two Hemispheres of Bert that you can suck the air out of and make a vacuum that even horses can't pull apart?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
That's Bertmingham

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Quentin don't make me tell you to shut the fuck up.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
why?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
because you two are so alike
that it'd be like telling himself to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I go away for 1/2 hour to do my expenses and it all kicks off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGS.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Fair point..
JMG indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
stop it or his brother will behead you!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
How crippled? Will my cock still work?
Because I reckon I could handle being minted but having a gammy leg, for example. Let's face it though, if your cock's no use, no amount of money's going to make it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Oh man this is funny.
Could 'yous' start again over here though, I'm getting a crick in me neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Hi Roota!
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I'm alright ta
Got any popcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Nah, nearly hometime innit
Got me some chocolate at home though, I'm trying to be good and eat it all quickly so it makes me less fat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
i need to learn to stop winning arguments on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Yeah you do champ
*ruffles hair*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)
In what way have you 'won' any argument here?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)
i need to learn to stop winning arguments on the internet
winning arguments on the internet posting on here. ever. ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I doubt this will happen. Much as a lot of people here would like it to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)
it won't
because he has nothing better to do. apart from running his AMAZING company and fucking his AMAZING girlfriend, both of which are totally REAL, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
You and Kroney better stop speaking for 'all' of us and 'everybody'
I am not part of this human centipede.
EDIT: ta for the edit
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Neither am I.
But I think they knew that anyway.

Did you get any christmas presents from your man?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)
I did indeedy
I got earrings that match both my favourite pieces of jewellery.
You get good stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Got some new trainers and some jumpers
and my dad bought me a new sander.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)
is that like a juicer but it makes sand?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Fair point. Edited accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

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