I threw up last night for the first time in 18 years
and it wasn't 'that bad'.
When was the last time you puked, and why?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, 97 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have an eating disorder and low self esteem
at least 14 times a day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Hope things get better for you

(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

LOL
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I don't understand why all this fat is still clinging onto me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Cos you ar e, in fact
an actual fat fuck?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

No need to be mean, I've got a genuine problem here with my self esteem

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

you two are dating?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

About twenty minutes ago.
Probably concussion, got a nasty bat to the napper yesterday.
How's 2012 shaping up for you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I can understand why people beat you up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Awww, bless....
......is it the bullying that made you gay, Rory? The big boys didn't want to play with you? They just wanted to suckle your bumhole?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Pretty damn good, B69
And for you?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

It's gonna be a better one than 2011, I reckon.
Got a lot of stuff sorted out towards the tail end of last year so hopefully less difficult times ahead.
You working at the mo?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Yep,
working for a limo company which is pretty cool, whenever we fly anywhere we get free airport transfers from our affilliates....Vegas next week for CES.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Good stuff ;)
Still into the bumhole pictures?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

*goatses*

(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I thought I'd told you not to mention that in public?
It was supposed to be our secret, yeah?
I'm not comfortable with people knowing that I spread my arse and get my wife to photo it so I can sell you the photos so I can pay my mortgage and huge alcohol costs.
Not comfortable at all.
But maybe that's just from the way I'm sitting? What with my arse being like a deflated tractor inner-tube.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I didn't say it was you!
I just said *goatses*.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Oh fuck, have I just let the cat out of the bag?
Or window, perhaps? Cos that would be funny.
Ok, well don't mention our little arrangement and perhaps no-one will notice.
Glad you're working anyway, cos things are pretty tight, yeah? What with all the festive season extra drinks and such. Any chance you could pay my mortgage for a couple of months? You know it'd just be 'til I get myself straight, yeah? Or should I gaz you about this instead? Be more discrete that way...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Just cos I threw my cat out the window,
you don't have to be mean!
And the mortgage thing......got my own to pay for now so you're shit out of luck!
Coming home in August...wanna go fishing?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Fishing for cats and bumhole pictures?
Or compliments perhaps?
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Stroke of genius...
Gonna put the pics on eBay!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Oh god why do you even bother you'll only go mental again in a week and then fuck off again.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Been a while psychochomp, how ya doing?

(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah great whatever.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

My cat threw up on me after I fed it a pocket full of change
It was like winning on a fruity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

actual office lol.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

This is one of the best things you've ever written.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Oh not you again.
Please sod off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

No.

(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

*starts the clock*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Got your emetophobia under control these days?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Nope,
but it wasn't as bad as I expected. I mean fuck....that was the least of my problems.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Also suffers from Ailurophobia

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

The google search for that contains a video about 3 results down
The preview is brilliant
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Thrown anymore cats around recently?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Your mum.
Oh wait, she wasn't a cat, just a bitch.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

SO SHE WAS A DOG THEN
ROFFLE
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Nah she's just a mental.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

but her user name is nolongernuts
is she trying to confuse us?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Schizophrenia. Half of her is mental. Half isn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'm not sure how puking could not be bad.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

What about that bit in Casino Royal when Bond gets poisioned and he drinks loads of salt water to puke the poision out?
What about then KK what about then?!?!?!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I've never watched a bond film.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Whhhhaaaat???
You should get on that right this minute K.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

i don't see how my life could improve by watching it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

It'll make you a bit more English, and therefore better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I'm white and I consider this a race hate crime against me, I do hope the police are investigating.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

i bet you've been dying all your life to say that

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

What if you were black and saying that?
WHAT THEN
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I am black.
and I said it.
SO WHAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Some things are more enjoyable than others.
Ice cream and a fresh cup of tea. Less good are freshly eaten noodles.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

nothing about puking is enjoyable

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Special K with yoghurt and red berries is particularly bad
I nearly choked to death getting that back up. It was like puking a fucking brick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I once threw up steak, that was hideous

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

throwing up spuds is horrid

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Oof, I can imagine

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Hi there
While I am aware of your reputation you have yet to spaz out on me so I shall enjoy watching to see if you spaz out again or become a useful member of the board. FWIW, I reckon the former if only because you'll not be allowed to forget the past even if you are no longer menkle.

I can't remember the last time I threw up. It maybe the time I drank too much cider and threw up down my then-girl-friend's back in a crowded tube station. Oddly enough that was not what ended our relationship and she was remarkably understanding about the whole thing so it's not really a funny and interesting story, but then that seems to be par for the course for my posts this year. *sads*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

The only reason I'm annoyed at her is because I was one of those who defended her when she was Roger, as I was sure it couldn't be the same person
When it turned out to be, I felt rather foolish, and so decided the best thing to do would be ignore that she existed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOW?
IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP UP THESE DAYS.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

maybe if i deflect the attention off her she'll pay my mortgage too

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I didn't think people who live in trailers have mortgages?
You must be so proud of yourself if you own yours.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I collected the scrap tin myself.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

And now i'm just me.
Fair enough?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Maybe at some point, aye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

The Internet never forgets

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

have you ever done that hillbilly hand fishing thing?
I hear it's all the rage with you fishy types.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Trout tickling?
Once or twice, never near a river though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Fish noodling?
Ugh, no.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

The last time you threw up was late last year after that shmoke.
Lol!
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Who are you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Alright Columbo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

That'd explain his diet
"Just one more thing..."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

POTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

If only I had one eye it wouldn't be so easy to find all the yummies

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Happy new year guv.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Fucking hell. Step aside Sherlock, bobby is the new pinacle of observation and deduction.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

rofflepops

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Why are you following me on twitter?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I don't know.
I can stop if you like.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

No it's fine just curious.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I WANT TO SPY ON YOU OKAY

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

it took him longer because he saw it in slow motion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

You just want me to wear a sheet

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Bobby is more Baker's Treat than Baker Street

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

POTW

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Woop!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I think in the summer when I pulled a whitey.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I'm white and I consider this a race hate crime against me, I do hope the police are investigating.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

They aren't.
They never investigate honky on honky crime.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I nearly dida few times last year
but last real puke was some years ago when I ate some paella from a christmas market. I barfed many times. At work, on the way home from work, into a tree outside the police station, into the gutter from outside the taxi and lots when I got home.

It was nice to see the one by the tree each day as it matured. It had rice in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Sure it wasn't maggots instead?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

no, it was rice
I remember the rice as it came up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

There's Wales for you!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)

oh lol
an engineer just walked into the office with a copy of the sun and said

'gaw blimey guv, that blokes hit sarah harding so hard he knocked all her make up off'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)