What's that gonz? You've got another self obsessed and indulgent thread tonight? ANOTHER ONE? Wow Gonz, it's really all youyouyouyouyou isn't it.
My lovely purple microwave that I took out the box today is broken, so I'll have to take it back, probably on saturday. I put a microwave curry (tikka masala) in with some microwave rice (pillar) in one of my new oven dishes and baked it, with a couple of onion bargies and some chippatis in at the end, with a side of some mango chutney. I've finally found a wine I like, that I'm having with it, it's from ikea.

Today I got some really awesome stuff, I got few new shirts, trousers, jumper and socks, they're the biggest clothes I've ever bought and are tempary 'till I lose a few stone. I also picked up an ironing board but when I got home Ma' said my one is better and all it needs is a new sheet, but the new one is better than her one, so she's taken it. I also got a really nice purple bowel to put fruit in, a shower stopper-of-slipping-up thing, some really cool new chopping boards, a cutlery organiser, and...ermm.... I can't remember off-hand. I got some foody bits, got a fully stocked food kitchen now.

Tomorow I'm having a day off from all this, so I think I'll take myself down the picture house (is there anything good on?) and on the way back nip into Nandos. Ma' said my Mayer pots'n'pans arrived at hers, I can't wait to get in on them, they're oven and dishwasher safe.

Bloggity blog blog, tell me about YOU, whatever you want to say.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:51, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You're having wine from Ikea?
I bought a ring today off Etsy. Just plain silver and onyx.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)

It's really nice, 15%, called Glogg Saffronsmeck or something like that

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

I found this for you.
theberry.com/2012/01/05/morning-coffee-39-photos-89/mc-random-22-77/

Well I never knew Ikea did wine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)

It's like Kosher wine.
*shudders*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Kosha wine rocks, it's like ribeena

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Gonz, you don't mean that.
You can't serve a prospective lady friend Kosher wine!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

As long as it's not halal I wouldn't mind.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I reckon anyone who's fussy with wine isn't gonna be my cup of tea anyway.
I'd rather be with a girl who'll drink an alchopop or two and giggle'n'laugh, than a girl who'll turn her nose up at some wine 'cus the price tag doesn't add up to enough in her head.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

It's not how much the wine costs, Gonz
it's whether it tastes like cat pee. It just so happens that more expensive wine tends to taste nicer. I'd be quite happy with £3 a bottle plonk if only it didn't taste like running my tongue through kitty litter..
(berk, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Haha.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Since when have cooking pots been oven safe?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Doh!
www.amazon.co.uk/Anolon-Professional-Anodised-Cookware-Saucepan/dp/B00009XC74
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Amateur.
All stove pots should be ovenproof or you have bought shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

It was a
Who da thunk it post!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I aint never put a pot in an oven motherfucker, what crack you on?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Pfft.
I am going to have to turn down your generous invite to dinner!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Pots are for the ring mofo, casserole dishes and shit for the oven

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Check these bad boys out
www.amazon.co.uk/Meyer-Advantage-Non-Stick-Cookware-Saucepan/dp/B001ELKDHE/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1325790560&sr=8-4
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I'm thinking for my birthday I'm going to get a jersey makeover.
Fake tan, hair extensions, nails
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Sounds hot!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

RIGHT
ANIMAL PRINT EVERYWHERE
LOL
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Aw hon! you're too classy for that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

clearly you dont know me well
xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Well if you're going the whole hog then it must be leopard print.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

no

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

which animal?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I like zebra

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

zebras are great
My friend reckons he's going to saddle one up and go for a ride when he goes to Zimbabwe later this year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

I had a zebra print headband
but my dog ate it :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Skunk

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

you and your drugs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

My drugs?
If only.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

did Monty hoover them all up?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

They don't call him Henry for nowt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I think for your birthday you should get a flight into heathrow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

It's far cheaper for the makeover

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

But _soooo_ much more fun to come up our way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

$1500
or $300

it's a no brainer

soz gonz
if it makes you feel better, I'm starting a jar to raise funds
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Oh K, if only I had won a decent sum on the lotto, I reckon if I got in £50k or more, I'd do it without thinking... and if I got half that, i'd do it with thinking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Oh God I'm still hungry and I've eaten my dinner already : (
I hope this doesn't last or else I'm doomed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I just shovelled so much food down my fat gob
and now I really want to finish off the ice cream.

I think next monday I might be back on the dust shakes :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I might try the diet drinks again.
Or amphetamines.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

What did you have?
I'm hungry, but I'm still in work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

3 15 year olds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

New potatoes, tender stem broccoli and mexican spicy beanburgers x 2.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Do you eat Salmon? One of my favorite meals when I was extremely poorly was...
... baby potatos, stem broccoli or aspagous, and shallow fried (with flour so it goes crispy) salmon... with mayo/sweet chili sauce mix.

I've really been into brussel sprouts mashed down with salt and butter recently, I can go through a whole bowl of them just on my own as a healthyish light meal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I have new potatoes, stem broccoli with baked salmon and no sauce.
Or trout.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Yup, that totally works, light mayo and sweet chili will add more flavour and pleasure than it's callories would be worth though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Bean eater.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

eater flicker
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

you're a house owner, now
is the 'Completion date' the day I get the keys and can do what the fuck I like in my lovely new house?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

no

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I can't remember if it's "exchange" or "completion" which means it's 100% done, I think it's completion...
... but in my case there was a clause giving them a timeframe to move out which was further along than the completion date.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

ah, well the place I'm moving to is empty
so I won't need to do that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Fabulous !
I totally recomend you get profesional movers, and if you're rented, get an "end of tendancy" cleaning company in so you get all your deposit back. Both of those were worth every penny, I've moved 3 times where it was just mates, some of them would even do all the packing too.

Remember all your utilities and financial commitments too, to get them set up before you move in and that most of them take a minimum of 1 full pay-cycle to cancel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I'll be moving myself
I'm only going a little way down the road and would feel like a chump getting other people to do it for me. Plus, I've moved a million times

I've got a big list of things I have to cancel/set up/change addresses on. I suspect it'll be a pain in the ass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

I guess it depends on how much stuff you've got.
Cool, most of them will try and grab you back, I made a mistake in this department, but I think it would have been best to do all the cancelations first and _then_ make the new ones, so I could take up any offers I got offered.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Yo Gonz, did you get any action after that candlelit dinner?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I went to buy a grot-mag as I'm using the neighbours internet 'till monday.
I was looking at them, saw one that I thought might be alright, comes with a DVD, DING DING, someone walks in the door. I redirect my raised hand to the homewear magazine, look at it for 10 seconds, puts it back. Then another ding and another ding, I'm looking at birthday cards now waiting for the shop to clear. Eventually after 20 minutes I thought "fuck this" and went home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Is it bad to to use someone elses internet to look at porn then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

you don't want to get spunk in the broadband

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Yeah, I wonder if that's why my work internet connection has got so slow.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I don't really know them at all, and the last thing I want them to do is look in the logs and see what sort of grot I like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)

what better way to get to know each other
perhaps he likes £4.99 caterpillar cake, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

That's like asking if he likes breathing or licking the lid off yoghurts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

The Piggies will help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

I think Higgs is now big enough to carry things around
but I think Homer would just kick everything down the hill like a petulant child
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Yeah, and then you'd look like the council house guinea pig owner having to smack your pig in the middle of the street with your hair still in curlers.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

my stockings are wrinkling already

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Yes it is
Congratulations. I look forward to your housewarming party. As long as you get a telly first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I may have to have more than one
to avoid crossover of people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

wait, I meant house warming
not telly.

telly is still for chumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Yeah man, I'm only going to the larpers one, the rest'll be right shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

can I shoot you with my bow/crossbow?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

First Rogerthestarfish and now this
FUCK YOU H8TRS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

The crossbow bolts
have foam ends..that's not so bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

That's what I'm doing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

If I can watch Match of the day
With the sound turned down, I might pretend to be interested in what a level 9 orc has to say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Did the Golden Circle tour
amazing, but I fell asleep before we reached Thingllavir. Only one I missed though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

did you see the northern lights?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Yup, it was brilliant
got some good photos as well. Very happy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Hugely jealous right now
there was no snow and no northern lights when we went. I look forward to seeing your photos though.
(berk, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

No it isn't
Nothing has happened here either. Glad you are enjoying yourself, you need a holiday before launching a new business.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

It's been fantastic
hard to explain how invigorating it has been, I just feel better all round. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Spot on
My learned friend! You still mini bashing on your return? If the dates are similar to those originally muted, I'm unlikely to make it
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Changed it to the 14th Jan if that is better for you?
Since I fly back into Gatwick on the Monday it wasn't practical for people to meet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Is that a Friday

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)

A Saturday

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Gaz me the basics
And I'll pick it up from there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Where are you bashing?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Oh fabulous ! You lucky girl, the northern lights are a lifetime dream of mine to see.
What's thingllavir or Golden Circle?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

It was better before
They switched to an energy saving bulb
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

The Golden Circle is a tourist route
that includes waterfalls (including a magnificent half frozen one), geysers, volcanic crater, and some other sights. About 300km in total.

And yes it was brilliant. I ended up kneeling in the snow taking pictures for two hours in -15C
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I've never been at a cold holiday before, like, somewhere with snow. Always wanted too though.
I mean, I've been to New York when it was snowing really hevily, but that's not what I mean.

Sound really good though =) Are you with anyone?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

It's brilliant
yeah with two friends which is nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Bored now
someone say something contentious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

100!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

hardly contentious though
anyway - how is noel land?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

The days are longer, there's more sunshine and you never get a closed pistachio you can only open with your teeth.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

never?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)

NEVER.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)

YOUR MUM

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)

woah!
YOU'RE FACE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)

*bashes right up*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

*tries to scratch cowin eyes out*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I've got goggles on!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)

crazy steampunks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Now that's bbelow the belt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

BAM! take that! cog-bitch!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

I ain't!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

bet you're wearing a corset made of cogs
and brass things and too much eye make up

bet you're learning the banjo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Haha, I've had my tits replaced with accordions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

*squeezes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

*plays Mama's got a Squeezebox*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Does it go in and out and in and out....?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Yeeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I bet Daddy never sleeps at night.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

*HOOOONKS*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

*gooses*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

and a coal furnace for your heart
and a smoke stack for your ass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Her ass is already smokin'

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

You leave her ass alone, baldy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

It's just a gateway ass
I'm only using her to get to your brother.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

We're all doing that.
/berts
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)

This Earthflight is boss.
I'm going to start watching telly again.
So far there's Poirot, that new thing with Zooey Deschanel, Bullseye, Only Fools and Horses, This Week and Saturday Kitchen that I could watch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Get yourself a DVR or Sky+ or some kind of TV recorder and you'll never have to watch adverts or shit TV ever again ever.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I have a recorder on my supa dupa topup freeview box

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

That's the way to do it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)

My TV system is fucking wicked, only thing I would do differently would be get a duel-tuner usb tv card.
It's great even without the internet, but when I get myself online, and the remote control arrives (I'm currently using a wireless keyboard and mouse), it'll be even better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)

See I love the idea of doing something like that,
but I just don't think I could cope with moving my wine rack out the way and having to run an ethernet cable around the fireplace.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

IR receivers. If you're serious about wanting to do something like that
I can bore you for hours with advice. That shit is kind of my deal.

Not IR, what a dick. I thought you meant a remote control system like Gonz. Standard def TV streams wirelessly pretty well, you wouldn't need to run a cable if you had some form of receiving box at the other end. Something some like WDTV might be able to do it.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Would I have to wear a star trek uniform to watch it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Only if you wanted to. You've got a wife, it'd be too much of a hassle for her to leave you over it
so you totally could.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I reckon I might test this gently at first by watching some TNG while she's in the room.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I feel your pain as far as the clothes go.
I just bought three new dresses this week, in a frankly enormous size, on account of how I've gone all lolfatty in the last year.
I've decided not to bitch and moan about it though. I'll just wear the bigger size while I'm trying to lose weight again, and not be silly and try to force myself into anything too small so that I look like a complete slapper.

Also, do you really have to give your hand a candlelit dinner before it'll sort you out? That's some exacting standards, right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

that's some classy wanking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I no rite?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

wel;l i suppose you've got to
keep the relationship fresh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Otherwise you might as well be married.
amirite?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I bought frocks to protect me while i lost the weight.
It's a good plan
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

I now have four different sizes in my wardrobe.
I fear I am a serial dieter. Still, admitting you have a problem is half the battle.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I just made a beef curry
I had 250g of cubed beef left over from Tuesday's beef stew so I diced an onion and 4 cloves of garlic, fried them in a large saucepan, rolled the beef in curry powder and threw it in when the onion started to brown, rolled that around a bit, added some cumin, coriander, garam masala and turmeric. When the beef had browned a bit I threw in a big teaspoon of chopped chilis, some tomato puree and umami paste, some chopped yellow pepper and some water. Then I simmered it for 20 minutes and served it with rice. Spot on! Although the beef was tougher than I'd hoped it was still nice, tasty and just the right heat.

Got another portion and the other half of the basmati rice for tomorrow as well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

you got to stop this
I had bacon and chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Whilst on their own both of those foodstuffs are incredible.
Having just bacon and chips seems totally wrong. Unless it was a big bacon joint.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

no, it was some bacon
I had poached eggs to, to make it more like a breakfast thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Oh that's okay then
Having eggs with it makes it sound fine again.

Weird.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

this was also my thinking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Whack it in the oven with a lid on it for about 30 mins
soften the shit out of that bad boy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Duly noted, ta
It could definitely have been worse, I think I've got the hang of this cooking lark but always more to learn.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

In other news
Which of you cunts has given me a cold?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

has someone given you a
(wait for it).... computer virus?!

baddum tish!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

That was poor, Cavy.
*writes 'must try harder' on Cavy's report card*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

er on
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

can I point out that this is worse?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Oh, it is. I couldn't even bring myself to comment on how poor it was.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I'm pretty sure she's tried it at least once.
She was married for a while.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I can barely remember

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

hey, I dropped some pretty
class ones yesterday, I can't be expected to run at 100% everyday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Speaking of dropping things
My dog has just done an incredibly loud fart right behind my computer chair.
You've got to love any animal that's surprised by its own flatulence.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

My mrs has been quite surprised by her flatulence this evening.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Why did a powercut just
set off a car alarm? This makes no sense
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

It's to do with the polarity

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Don't cross the streams!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah, coming over here, taking all our magnets.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)