Check the calendar kids.
And post your complaints here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:18, 82 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have dutifully signed up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Good!
It'll just be me and you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

*grins*

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

madskillz I've signed up too !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)

If you turn up I shall totally moon a policeman.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

I had to click "Zoom out" 4 times to work out where it is, I never knew bristol was in wales.
Does anyone (specificly Berk or Beth or Lamper's Housemate or etc etc etc) want to share a hotel room? I think we could save money by all 4 of us sharing? I donno, haven't stayed in many hotels. I need to be at the end of the bed because sometimes I like to get up for a smoke or to go toilet in the middle of the night. I think they charge you to wear clothing when you sleep in hotels these days, donno, I'm sure I've read that somewhere, like you pay per garment or something? Damn you credit crunch, I can only afford bras and knickers. And a sock, one each, unless one of that lot can't make it, in which case, we can all wear socks and knickers and bras.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

i do

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

lol no mates

( WormuIus, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

He has mates. He just likes to mix it up with internet wierdos now and then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

At least he has a job!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 0:20, Reply)

It all depends on the job situation, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I can only assume that by using that map website you don't want any one to come
having googled mapped the place I suggest The Glass Boat for supper to those b3tans allowed out without minders
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)

What 'map website'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

don't make me go back and look
is it multimap? either way it's retarded
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I just stuck in the postcode of the venue in the 'postcode' box on the calendar form.
Feel free to post a better map.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

I didn't know you could do that, having never organised anything
this is a complaint about poor web mapping not your organisational skillz!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Don't worry, my organisational skillz are fucking bent as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Multimaps seems to be the default map setting on the calendar.
It's shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

There is also a map on the website for the bar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Streetmap is a ton of shit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I meant Streetmap...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Fucking hell it's quiet tonight.
Is there football on or something?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Why not start a lovely new thread DG.
This one is going nowhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

I'm not sure what to post about, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I'll get it!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I was making dinner, right, and I didn't no how to stop, I didn't know, I thought of idea after idea after idea until I made what is making now and I don't know, oh god, I don't know, I'm so sorry, I think I'm going to have to order a take away, maybe.
I got the Boboti mince meat from yesterday, the curry one. And I stuffed a load of yorkshire puddings in a pot and put the mince meat in. I then decided it need sauce, so I got a tin of tomartos, some garlic, some chili, some rosmary, some bayleafs* and some Nando's Chili Jelly some onions... it didn't taste bad, it was alright. So I poured them one by one into the yorkshire puds, but it over spilt, so I thought fuck it, and poured it all over. Then suddenly I decided "I know what would be a good idea, a melted layer of emmingtile cheese", and covered it with that.

It's in the oven now, it's the most studenty "Fuck it, put it in, that, yes, that, and that, and that, AND THAT" thing I've made. It's going to be amazing or a huge fucking mess, I donno. Not a clue. It's done though.


* I swear man, I have no idea what the fuck they do, not a clue.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)

Gonz, you know when you got your new phone, did you change your number?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Nope ! Just haven't replied to my bootie-call texts yet ,)
I trust these dude's opinons the most when it comes to software....

lifehacker.com/5444274/five-best-dvd+ripping-tools
lifehacker.com/355281/dvd-rip-automates-one+click-dvd-ripping
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Sorry, I wasn't nagging.
I just wondered if I still had teh right number. I'll go check those links out, thanks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Hah, yeah', no worries, I know you wasn't =)
Are you going to Bristol? We should synagize our iCals.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

We should do what to our whats?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Make it so we meet up, like for lunch or something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Isn't that kind of the point of going to the bash?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

It is?
*Cancels*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

While you're watching 'insert name of team' shafting City
we'll be 'lunching' and talking about you.

Also, that bar had better not be fucking dusty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I'll go in after closing on Friday night and give it a once over.
It'll be fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I'm going to take my white gloves
so I can check.
You know, on behalf of the pier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

You've only got white gloves
Because WsM have only just heard the Michael Jackson album 'Thriller'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Ermm... yeah', I guess. Although if we make a weekend out of it, could meet up the next day and you can show me around town.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Sign up Gonz!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

You know what? I think I will.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Post a picture of it Gonz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Will do ! It's got a really crispy top, so worst case, I've got a giant crispy cheese buiscet.
I'm letting it call down now, I have no idea what it's going to be like, I can't even guess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

imgur.com/JT8BR
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

That looks 'different' Gonz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Honestly, it's not pretty, it won't win any awards, but it's fucking tasty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I LOVE BURNED CHEESE

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Me too !!!! <£

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Gonz, you know I love you,
but you may *never* cook for me. Ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Haha, don't judge me on that one meal, I'm totally an amazing cook.
Home made pasta stuffed with roasted glazed butternut squash and pine nuts is probably my fave, but I've been told my lobster with elderflower is rather good, or my scallops on a pea puree.... the list goes on ,)
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Bay leaves add a subtle savoury flavour to rich meat and vegetable dishes. I saw a chef put them in custard while he was making it.
Take them out at the end. Fab in soups, and one of the few herbs that doesn't lose potency when it's dried. If you want to get an idea of what they add, crunch the packet a little bit, stick your nose in and take a good sniff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

The entire jar of them smells like a single rosemary leaf.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Little bit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)

We've got a massive bay bush right outside our front door.
It grows like a fucking triffid, right in front of my kitchen window.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

b g
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

A bay gush?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Totally signed up!
His lordship has even agreed to pick me up afterwards, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Make sure you save some change and leave it at home.
That way, Mr b3th can take the car to the car wash the following day, as I assume you'll be throwing up all the way down the Long Ashton bypass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I will if I drink fucking cider.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Don't make us sit you in 'benders corner'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Oh, is Darth coming?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Dunno.
Why don't you ask him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

and drinking cider RIGHT NOW

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I'm there!
woo!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Try not dressing as a fucking zombie this time..
You'd made a right mess of the windows of British Home Stores last time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)

oops
pirate? I can be a pirate. Bobby says he's gonna be a pirate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

You can be whatever you want to be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I want to be...a tree!
I wanna be a slug..

/remembering ads like a boss jeff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

We want to be tu-gevva.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I could do this
There's even a Premier Inn just around the corner.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

where everything is premier except for the price
lenny henry said
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I like to say Thierry Henri's name like that.
Terry Henry.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I'm sure it turns him on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

How come it's £49 for a single
and the same for a double? Are they encouraging me into ill thought out liasons? Or do they just think I need the space?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

How rude to remotely trigger a woman's Big Arse Conundrum.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I could just bring a lot of books
spare blankets and stuff which is what I keep on the other side of my bed in normal life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Don't forget your passport if you want to get over the bridge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'm allowed over
coming back is the problem, they want FIVE POUNDS!! That'd buy you a small house in wales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

That has always annoyed me.
I'd be happy to pay to get out of Wales, but to go there???
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

every year it goes up
every year people complain that it ruins wales' economy and then nothing happens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Well it is England's bridge....
I made a foolish purchase today. I got tickets to go and see these folk.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgjEObtrWE

I'm hoping that booze will make it fun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

haha, should be fun
but why oh why is it a purple link for me? What the hell?

I suppose a friend did go through a phase of linking me to metal covers of things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)