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What's the weirdest thing your parents hit you with?Once I was being cheeky when my mum was eating a banana, next thing she slaps me round the face with the banana peel.
What's the weirdest thing you're been hit with?
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A frying pan. By my Mum. I count myself lucky it wasn't full of hot oil.
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her handmy aunt would've been more creative, she favors crushed pepper on the tongue, a old cutting board, or you could even pick your own switch, among other creative forms of punishment
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:04,
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pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:06,
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If I tell your mum about the mooning incidentdo you reckon she'd put you over her knee?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:27,
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Well you were there and you never put me over your knee.And I've already told her. She'll probably do it herself now. She's always copying me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:30,
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A book.Only the weirdest because it's the only time she hit me though.
My dad threw a zebra-striped land-rover dinky toy (the bigger size) at me once, but then I had just kicked him in the head, so fair dos.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:06,
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left one hell of a dent in the door-frameGood job he hit me. Hippy parents that they were I mush have been a right little cunt to get these reactions.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:10,
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could somebody reply to this with'I comes after H you idiot' so i can go 'yeah i bet you do'
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1506094
thanks
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I've been slammed by a chair a few times.That was unusual and painful.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:10,
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Oh, and seeing as no one else has yet....Fuck off Bert.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:10,
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We don't lean *that* far right.Whadd'ya think I am, some kind of...Traditionalist?
...Their website is very user friendly however.
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a bit of bothbut mostly you for being the progeny of Sun-readers.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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It does rather sound that way, doesn't it?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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He was on about her the other night and allReally thick cunt who thought buying her own shitty house and voting Tory would make her posh, even though she grew up in clogs with TB
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:30,
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Whoa, wait a sec, nobody ever said it would make her rise up the social ladderIt merely improved her quality of life and financial security.
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I never knew Freef's parents were Dutch.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:35,
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Ah, Uncle Norman would be proud of how high they have risen.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:40,
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I'd rather they read the Mirror or Sun than the patronizing middle class wazzocks who enjoy Guardian or the Times
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you're thinking I read either of those?nice try sunshine.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:34,
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Oh please!The Dandy if you don't mind.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:37,
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Actually it was 2000AD back in the dayI fished about 500 copies out of the loft over Christmas. trying to decide if they are worth selling or if I can store them until The Boy is old enough to appreciate.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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If you can be arsed to transport 4 storage boxes you can borrow themI have the first few years of the Judge Dredd Megazine too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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Might be tricky on the underground.I'll only get upset I'm still not Tank girl.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:46,
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I could lend you my Tank Girl book if you like.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:47,
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They are worth the sum total of fuck all(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:47,
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At his age he has more spunk than blood.In fact is you ever notice a slightly longer break between posts, he's probably cracking one off, quite possibly over you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:36,
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He's not the only one.I'm like a b3ta bukkake magnet.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:37,
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I told you not to waste it and catch it in a jar for my visits.(
girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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I've been hit by your love StibbinsI'd prefer it if you were a fat bird and not just another lonely shut in bloke if I'm being honest
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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HOLY FUCK TO THE GAZ BOX !!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:27,
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Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna.....COCKGAZ!(
girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:29,
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Here is a picture of my made up willy wot I got from googleit is now inevitable that you will have the sex with me, although we know nothing about each other or even what we look like etc etc.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:33,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:29,
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evening!I've been hit with someone else's head, it whacked the glasses into my head, caused blood to be spurted all over the toilets of the manky indie/goth club and ended with me going to hospital clutching a damp beer cloth to my head.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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oh yeahalso: a summons.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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Parents, Cavy, parents, read the question.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:45,
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and the bit after that says"What's the weirdest thing you've been hit with?" that seems to cover it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:47,
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My grandad would never smack but he would rap your knuckles with playing cards or put a yoghurt pot in the back of your trousers and make you run up the stairs.
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Best euphemism for being raped by your granddad ever, right there.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:46,
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It was more funny than paedo, But the more you try and defend these things the dodgier it sounds.How are you fella?
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Oh blousie!Put a yoghurt pot in the back of my trousers and make me run up the stairs!
I'm off later haters.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:48,
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his unrelated grandad used to slide his pole up his backside if he was being 'naughty'still not like it was incest
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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Son, I don't know if it's crack you've been smoking, or crack that you need to be smoking, but this is the god damn worst thread I ever did see.Sort yourself out, you fucking mess, it's a thursday for fuck's sake.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:05,
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