u ok?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:43, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah I am thanks Gonz
Just got back from having a swift pint of sneck lifter with the family (baby sleeping, strapped to my chest; eldest bribed with crisps).
Are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I'm good thanks, had the telly off and listening to music really lowdly (Chase and Status) while doing some bitch-ass coding.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

What's a Sneck Lifter ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I'm cooking my baked pancakes recipy from the other day tonight, I'll make enough to take into work tomo too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I'm thinking of modfying my tatto, I have a swirly bit at the bottom that I want to have another one on the top 'cus it looks good with my watch partially covering it up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I added to my Betty Boop tattoo,
and got the little dog added looking adoringly at BB
(nolongernuts, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I too am cooking.
Salmon (for the mrs), Quorn Cornish Pasty* (for me), with new potatoes, broccoli, carrots and leeks

*Can't help thinking they've missed a trick not calling these Quornish Pasties.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Oh man, how you doing the salmon? I'm totally digging the idea of a Salmon and new potato dinner at the moment...
... I like to do that but I season-flour the salmon and shallow-fry. Then serve with sweet-chili mixed with mayo. Oh dude, that is _exactly_ what I want for dinner this week at some point. I can totally make my awesome potato salad the next day too. GOOD THINKING MAN.

Are you a vegeterian? I've never tried Quorn before, but I like the idea of having a low-fat alternative to meat. I might give it a shot this week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Keeping the salmon simple
A drizzle of olive oil and a grind of salt and pepper and baked for 20 mins.
EDIT: and a clove of garlic in with it.

I am vegetarian. Quorn is not that exciting, but it can be flavoured to resemble something and I need protein in my meal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)

I like that you cook meat even though you don't eat it yourself. Do you just chop the garlic up and put it over it?
I quite like Tofu when it gets crispy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Usually I'd chop it and put it over it
But my wife is breast-feeding a very colicky baby and the advice is to avoid foods that might cause wind, so I just added it to the pan, to give a bit of flavour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

This beer:
www.jenningsbrewery.co.uk/beers/beer.aspx?bid=9

Edit: it is one of the guest ales at my local at the moment
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I really wish I could enjoy beer, but I just don't. It seems like there are many wonderful flavours and types, I just don't like it though. Ditto for wine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:14, Reply)

I'm the same with wine
I quite like it, but that is the extent of my opinion of it.
Beer I can really get into all the different flavours
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:32, Reply)

The ancient skills of keeping beer in the right conditions and realising it has a limited shelf life seem to be dying out in pubs.
Stella is the only widely-stocked beer I like that can't easily be fucked up and turned into acid.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I've listened to lots of good stuff today
This morning was soundtracked by Sun Ra, Eric Dolphy and Charles Mingus.
Right now Jarvis Cocker is entertaining me with some great psychedelic classics.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)

I dono who they are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Tickly cough the past couple of days
just sneezed too. Fun times!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Keep away from me then please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I would like to get a blowjob from a girl with a tickly cough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

not bad, bit achey
own more orange paint than I did earlier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

PHOTOS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

not until it's painted!
you've seen the ones on fb, right? well, imagine that only it'll be orange
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

I like how all the paint colours I've got sound like
euphemisms for drugs: King's Red, Tangerine Dream, Crazy Cream
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)

One of them was a German electronic band in the 70s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=srdlyhdZNd4
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

i knew I heard the name from somewhere

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Damn it, it didn't come up on my wall, and I can't remember your real name. What's the first 3 chars of your first name?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)

forget that, found you !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)

It looks really good, are you going to do it all up once, or over stages?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)

stages
all at once would take forever. Starting with the lounge and bedroom then see how that goes. Did you see the ones of inside the shed? That's the best bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Yup ! Looks good, are you doing it or are you getting someone in? What's the plan for the shed?
You should totally do a feature wall.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

doing it all myself
The lounge is having a red bit round the crappy fireplace, so it's kinda like a feature wall. I'll put some art their, too, but all I have that will fit is something I made, so that might eb a bit narcissistic.

Shed I can use as a workshop, but the wood is rotting a bit round the bottom so I may have to fix it first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Oh cool, what about the floors? can you do all that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I'll clean the carpetes downstairs (that's all they really need)
then I guess I'll have to pay some dude to put some nice carpet in the bedroom and replace the carpet in the darkroom with lino. Keeping that crazy red carpet in the spare room, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)

You're definitely going with the orange then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

yup!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I'm doing very well, thank you Gonz.
I've done my work for the day, mr b3th has juct fed me a jolly nice roast pork dinner with extra crackling and life is good.

Also, I have things to look forward to next week, and I'm a happy bunny.
How about you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)

oh man
that makes my pasta cheese and tomato seem pretty shit.

Is this week your interview?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Because you didn't get porked by Mr B3th?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)

that wasn't
quite what I meant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Yes it was. Don't lie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

How very dare you?!
And to answer Cavy, yes it is. I'd like to thank the Bristol branch of my PR agency for that announcement. ; )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

You announced your big news.
Not me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Not to everyone.
On here I just said it was good news.
I think. Unless I'm going senile, which wouldn't be a good development.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

senile
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1507495#post1507523
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I stand corrected.
Does anyone have any brochures for nice care homes?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

i'm sure I heard it from you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Really?
Fuck, I'm going senile.

*sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1507523
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

4 minutes too late, granddad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Been to the gym today Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

nah
i did lots of lifting and carrying boxes so I think that counts.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Carry a paint can in each hand
Instant weight training.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

+ put on your Saturday Night Fever outfit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Oh lovely, I love a bit of crackling, I always overlook pork when cooking.
I need to get myself down the butchers and get some meats, maybe do myself an awesome chicken sandwich this week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Doing good thanks!
Meds working nicely and I'm sober these days.
Making a big pot roast tonight 'cos it's chilly here.
(nolongernuts, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Good work NoLongerNuts, what do you think of more rounded nuts like hazelnuts?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

No reply at all, shame you didn't feel like joining in =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I was getting a haircut!
I prefer pistacchio nuts....and someone said they're good for you?
(nolongernuts, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I'm not okay Gonz
I over exercised at the gym and now I'm feeling broken.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)

:(
water and ralgex and a nice warm bath for you young man.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

It's okay, I've had a smoke and I've got some beer in the fridge.
I'll live.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

that seems like an excellent thing to be doing after the gym

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Well the choice are either some sort of protien shake
Or a few cans of beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)

you have a tap, right?
then you can have a nice big glass of council pop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)

tap water
water comes out of a tap, you can drink it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I'm a _big_ fan of mixing tap water with robbinsons

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)

careful
mixing drinks can be dangerous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I've got your protein shake right here

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Urrugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Lovely ! I need to start exersizing, I don't like it though, DON'WANNA !
Cavy is right there, get the radox out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I've got your excercise right here

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Oh b3th, if only ! It's like the gods above conspire against happiness itself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I've got your happiness right here


Sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Hopefully to the train station !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Get involved Gonz!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)

HOLY SHIT
www.virginactive.co.uk/clubs/Enfield/memberships

CAN NOT AFFORD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

More affordable
www.fusion-lifestyle.com/contracts/Enfield_Council
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

More affordable:
Go to the park and have a run.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Or just go for a nice walk on the PIER!!!!!!
Or take up skiing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Or sex.
I've heard that's good excercise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You could have sex on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Are you offering?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

What is wrong with you this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm in a good mood.
It's been a while since that's happened.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Well good for you.
You off out this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Yup.
Quiz night tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

There might be some interview questions in there!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)

We've been going over a couple of potential questions this afternoon.
I'm going to put together some draft ideas to show them as well. Just to give them the idea that I know what I'm doing.
Their website is shocking. I bet Gonz would have an embolism.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Well if you want to send anything over, feel free.
More than happy to help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Cheers m'dear

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Nee bovva!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Worst. Website. EVER.
www.fusion-lifestyle.com/centres/Southbury_Leisure_Centre/facility/Swimming_pool

They could do with more than one pathetic picture.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Well I have finally lost all my faith in Mr Wenger, well actually the Arsenal board.
Utter bollocks.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I watched the second half of the game from the comfort of an exercise bike
I didn't listen to the post match interviews though, what reason did he give for taking off AOC?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Don't know, I turned it off when they scored the second.
It's like watching a wounded animal at the moment. Why don't we spend money? why don't we keep players? It's ridiculous, we have been left behind whilst everyone else moves forward.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Is your first name Niel? I know a Niel Grayson.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

It's bobby dude.
I don;t know my password for bobbypires so am dickgrayson on here and never log out on my ipad.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

sz 4 l8 rpl.
Ahh, coolio =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)

i doubt this is interesting to anyone else
My house has a story with it. The previous owner's family left me a 'good luck in your new home' card in which they told me the house had been in the family since 1937 when it was built. Today i found another clue about the guy who was in it last (something written on a piece of card, possibly for a carer). He was born in Poland and came here in 1945 and must have married into the family.

Well, I thought it was interesting, anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

fucking polish, coming over here, keeping decent british ghosts out of work!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)

but he does it with much less complaining and in much less time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Ha, how is the gaff?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)

pretty sweet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I've recently discovered that believing in ghosts has made me an object of riddical.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)

The old dear we bought our house from
Bought it directly from the builder in 1939. She showed us the original contract, which she had kept. It had cost her the princely sum of £535. We paid her a fair bit more than that for it...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)

£535 eh?
Taking the average salary then and the average salary now today's price (if it was the same value against salary) of about 104,000. Bet it was more!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

It was less than that when we bought it
But is more than that now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Was his name Mr Sheen?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

...and I assume he Pledged allegiance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I shouldn't have got into this, my knowledge of furniture polish brands isn't very good.
I think you'll clean up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)

i'm not sure i can keep up with you now you're so buff(ed)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

As per normal, jeff spurts in a JIFfy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

So you're back to being Bob now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

he's like the scarlett pimpenell
you just can't pin him down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I wouldn't want to.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

On the iPad now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I think I'm going to buy some silk PJs next week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Probably better than Silk Cut.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Evening.
I have cooked, eaten and drank too much. A friend came over for lunch today and I did:

Starter: Smoked salmon, leaves etc. (lazy cooking except I made lemon butter & homemade bread to accompany it).
Main: Slow roasted lamb shank with puree potato, ratatouille and a red wine, rosemary and smoked garlic reduction.
Pudding: Cheese (again; lazy cooking). Comte, Gorgonzola & Camembert.

Accompanied with a 1996 Pol Roger champagne and some excellent Rioja.

Tomorrow I am attending an infant first aid course. Important but very dull.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

You should have had some Vienetta.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Too posh for me.
How are things?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Good, although i'm shattered
I'm too tired to walk to the fridge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)